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Posted by TJ on Monday December 31, 2018 @ 03:31 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
Another great year with some great post. Below is list compiled of some of the best status messages submitted in 2018. As always we appreciate the contributions of our visitors.
Happy New Year everyone and enjoy.
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[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
Another great year with some great post. Below is list compiled of some of the best status messages submitted in 2018. As always we appreciate the contributions of our visitors.
Happy New Year everyone and enjoy.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday March 17, 2016 @ 11:46 AM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to St Patrick's Day. If you like these you can browse more funny facebook status messages here: Funny Status Messages.
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to St Patrick's Day. If you like these you can browse more funny facebook status messages here: Funny Status Messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday February 5, 2016 @ 03:45 PM
[Tags: humor, status, toplist]
It is almost Superbowl Sunday so we compiled the favorite funny status message related to football the the superbowl below:
If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=nfl OR football OR superbowl.
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[Tags: humor, status, toplist]
It is almost Superbowl Sunday so we compiled the favorite funny status message related to football the the superbowl below:
If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=nfl OR football OR superbowl.
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Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 19, 2016 @ 05:38 PM
[Tags: status, humor, toplist]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to post when it snows. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=snow OR flurries OR winter.
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[Tags: status, humor, toplist]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to post when it snows. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=snow OR flurries OR winter.
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Posted by TJ on Sunday January 10, 2016 @ 03:23 AM
[Tags: humor, status, toplist]
Well since no one won Saturday's Powerball... below are some funny status messages or tweets related to the Powerball or the lottery.
If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php.
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[Tags: humor, status, toplist]
Well since no one won Saturday's Powerball... below are some funny status messages or tweets related to the Powerball or the lottery.
If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday January 9, 2016 @ 06:25 PM
[Tags: status, tjshome, update]
Happy New Year's Guys... We just wanted to check-in and talk about messages that appear on the "Funny Status Message" page that are not funny status messages .
In order to keep the content relevant and current we allow submissions to be posted live on our website immediately. We understand that this can cause issues since the content in submissions could be offensive and not funny and not represent the content we are looking for. While we are can not possibly be on here reviewing messages in real time we try to at least check-in once a day and do some moderating. The last few days we took a vacation and that is why you seen an influx of poor status submissions that were not effectively moderated. We apologize for this and we will be checking in more frequently to help keep the content interesting.
We also rely on support from our community for moderating status message submissions as well. One thing that visitors may do when they see a poor submission is post a comment about a posts using the "Funny Status Submission" Form in response, which is counterproductive as this will only be adding to the number of poor submissions. We recommend you do the following when you see a poor status submission:
[Tags: status, tjshome, update]
Happy New Year's Guys... We just wanted to check-in and talk about messages that appear on the "Funny Status Message" page that are not funny status messages .
In order to keep the content relevant and current we allow submissions to be posted live on our website immediately. We understand that this can cause issues since the content in submissions could be offensive and not funny and not represent the content we are looking for. While we are can not possibly be on here reviewing messages in real time we try to at least check-in once a day and do some moderating. The last few days we took a vacation and that is why you seen an influx of poor status submissions that were not effectively moderated. We apologize for this and we will be checking in more frequently to help keep the content interesting.
We also rely on support from our community for moderating status message submissions as well. One thing that visitors may do when they see a poor submission is post a comment about a posts using the "Funny Status Submission" Form in response, which is counterproductive as this will only be adding to the number of poor submissions. We recommend you do the following when you see a poor status submission:
- 1) Vote the message down by click the Thumbs Down icon (). This will help us quickly spot the poor submissions when we moderate.
- 2) If you have a comment or response regarding a submission post your comment by clicking the number in the Comments (0) indicator. Do not respond to messages using the status message submission form.
- 3) You can also contact us using the contact form: http://tjshome.com/mailto.php
Posted by TJ on Thursday September 24, 2015 @ 12:58 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]
Hi All...
We recently updated the server which is running new faster PHP and MySql. If anyone is noticing any bugs please let us know. We just resolved a bug where some submissions were not getting into our database due to a query error. For those that this effected, we apologize for the error.
We also want to get your thoughts on a couple items we are thinking about implementing:
1) We are finally considering removing the outdated "X is", "X says", etc., from the beginning of all status messages.
2) We are considering adding a login so users can easily post under a username and track their messages, their thumbs up and thumbs down and comments. This will take some time and work though.
3) Also let us know if you have any other ideas
Thanks for visiting Tjshome.com.
Update 10/21/2015: We improved the search engine function. Now when you search the default is to sort by rating so you should get better results now.
Update 10/29/2015: We made additional tweaks to the search engine. You should be able to sort results and see the most recent results for your name.
Update 10/30/2015: For mobile devices we made the next page easier to hit. Let us know what you think. You will not notice a change unless you are on a mobile device.
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]
Hi All...
We recently updated the server which is running new faster PHP and MySql. If anyone is noticing any bugs please let us know. We just resolved a bug where some submissions were not getting into our database due to a query error. For those that this effected, we apologize for the error.
We also want to get your thoughts on a couple items we are thinking about implementing:
1) We are finally considering removing the outdated "X is", "X says", etc., from the beginning of all status messages.
2) We are considering adding a login so users can easily post under a username and track their messages, their thumbs up and thumbs down and comments. This will take some time and work though.
3) Also let us know if you have any other ideas
Thanks for visiting Tjshome.com.
Update 10/21/2015: We improved the search engine function. Now when you search the default is to sort by rating so you should get better results now.
Update 10/29/2015: We made additional tweaks to the search engine. You should be able to sort results and see the most recent results for your name.
Update 10/30/2015: For mobile devices we made the next page easier to hit. Let us know what you think. You will not notice a change unless you are on a mobile device.
Posted by TJ on Friday August 7, 2015 @ 04:47 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Friday. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Friday.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Friday. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Friday.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday July 22, 2015 @ 04:12 PM
[Tags: status, humor, toplist]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Donald Trump. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=trump.
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[Tags: status, humor, toplist]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Donald Trump. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=trump.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday June 3, 2015 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
[Mood: Happy]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Hump Day. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=hump day.
For those of you that do not know "Hump day" is defined as the following:
Hump Day The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
[Mood: Happy]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Hump Day. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=hump day.
For those of you that do not know "Hump day" is defined as the following:
Hump Day The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 9, 2015 @ 01:59 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Mom or Mother. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Mom or Mother.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Mom or Mother. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Mom or Mother.
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Posted by TJ on Sunday January 4, 2015 @ 10:55 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some of funniest status messages or tweets submitted in 2014. You can browse more funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some of funniest status messages or tweets submitted in 2014. You can browse more funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday December 24, 2014 @ 01:57 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to santa, presents, christmas, , and elfs. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs.
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to santa, presents, christmas, , and elfs. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday June 12, 2014 @ 01:53 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to fathers day. You can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=father+OR+dad.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to fathers day. You can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=father+OR+dad.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday April 19, 2014 @ 03:37 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a list of some funny status messages or tweets related Easter. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=easter+OR+bunny
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a list of some funny status messages or tweets related Easter. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=easter+OR+bunny
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday January 8, 2014 @ 12:44 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
We compiled a list below of the funniest status messages or tweets related to the cold or freezing weather. All Funny Status Messages
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
We compiled a list below of the funniest status messages or tweets related to the cold or freezing weather. All Funny Status Messages
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Posted by TJ on Tuesday December 24, 2013 @ 05:20 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Santa, Christmas, gifts, and the holidays. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Santa, Christmas, gifts, and the holidays. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday November 27, 2013 @ 03:08 PM
[Tags: humor, toplist, status]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to cooking,thanksgiving, and Turkeys. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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[Tags: humor, toplist, status]
Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to cooking,thanksgiving, and Turkeys. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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Posted by TJ on Friday August 9, 2013 @ 03:33 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
In honor of shark week below is a list of the funniest Facebook status messages regarding sharks. Shark week began August 4th and is currently running on the Discovery channel.
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[Tags: toplist, humor, status]
In honor of shark week below is a list of the funniest Facebook status messages regarding sharks. Shark week began August 4th and is currently running on the Discovery channel.
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Posted by TJ on Monday July 15, 2013 @ 01:37 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Here are some funny birthday sayings to post on your birthday. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Here are some funny birthday sayings to post on your birthday. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday July 4, 2013 @ 03:22 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Here are some of best Funny Status messages about fireworks, independence day, and fourth of July. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Here are some of best Funny Status messages about fireworks, independence day, and fourth of July. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday June 7, 2013 @ 02:17 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
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[Tags: toplist, status, humor]
Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday January 4, 2013 @ 12:41 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]
Below are some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages submissions from 2012 based on your votes.
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[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]
Below are some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages submissions from 2012 based on your votes.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]
Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.
You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]
Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.
- This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
- The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
- Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
- I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
- My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
- Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
- I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
- Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
- This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
- I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
- Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
- Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
- Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
- New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
- New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
- My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
- My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
- My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
- My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
- New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
- New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
- My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
- The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
- I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
- Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more
You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.
Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 31, 2012 @ 12:21 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]
Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).
If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.
Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.
Recent Status Messages
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]
Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).
If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.
Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.
Recent Status Messages
Posted by TJ on Monday January 2, 2012 @ 12:53 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]
These were compile using the thumbs up ratings from the http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php page. If you don't like this list then you need to rate more messages. If you want to add your own favorite status message we missed, post it below using the comment form.
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[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]
These were compile using the thumbs up ratings from the http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php page. If you don't like this list then you need to rate more messages. If you want to add your own favorite status message we missed, post it below using the comment form.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday April 16, 2009 @ 12:28 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, facebook]
Rules and updates for the status message page.
FAQ's for Status Message Submissions
What types of message submissions are prohibited?
Why was I banned or why are my submissions being restricted?
Why was my message deleted?
How do I report a status message that breaks any of the rules above?
Status Page Changelog:
** Comments Enabled Again 02-28-2010 However in an effort to curb the abuse you must now submit a status message and have it be approved by a moderator before being able to post a comment. This should work well because who are you to comment on a status message without one of your own?
** Comments Suspended indefinitely 02-26-2010 I just spent an hour cleaning up the database of worthless crap. The people who post status messages about people's comments or worst then the abusive commentors themselves. Remember the status message form is for status messages only! If you keep on abusing the live database I am going to make status message submissions subject to approval before being posted.
** Removed Facebook "like" button Temporarily 06-28-2010
We removed the "Like" button from the main index as we think it was putting too much load on our servers. We are in the process of updating our host to handle more traffic so stay tuned.
** Implemented Facebook "like" button 06-27-2010
We added the facebook like button to give users the ability to share their favorite status messages in their profile with one click. This helps increase the reach of our website. If you don't want a link to Tjshome.com posted to your wall then don't click the button. The thumbs up and thumb down buttons will perform as they always have and are not related to the facebook like button.
** Added Facebook Share button 04-25-2010
You can now easily paste a link to any status message to your Facebook profile. To find the share button click the Comment(#) indicator under a status message. This uses Facebook connect so you must be logged into Facebook before you use the button. I will add Twitter share links on the next update. I may also add the share button to each message on the main pages.
** Updated Fixed by rating 04-24-2010
I changed the mysql for sort by rating. It use to sort by the total number of votes (up votes - down votes) now it sorts by the percentage of up votes to total votes, a more accurate way to find the best messages.
** House Cleaning 03-25-2010
Reformatted this post into FAQ to make easy to understand since a lot of people are missing the point.
** House Cleaning 03-03-2010
Yes, I deleted about 5 pages of status messages. I need your help to get back to 300 pages so start posting some good messages! I deleted messages mostly based on poor ratings. How the administration works is when a message is submitted it is automatically added to the live site, however, it sits in a bin for me to review. I review new messages daily and delete the ones that are inappropriate, however, the messages that aren't immediately deleted still sit in a bin until I click them off to be added permanently. For this step I like to wait to the messages get enough ratings to help determine whether the messages should be deleted, be filtered, or be permanent. Well... The bin was getting quite large and slowing the administration page so I finally went through all the messages again (about 1000+) and deleted those with terrible ratings and added the others.
** Notice 03-01-10
How to properly report a message
If you find a duplicate message or overly offensive message please either post a comment in the message you are reporting. If you want to refer to another message such as "RERUN same as [[other message]]" use the message ID number. You can find a messages ID # by clicking the comment(#) indicator under each message and looking in the address bar of your browser you will see http://tjshome.com/statusmessageid.php?id={{message ID #}}. Use this unique id number to refer to a message.
** Update 02-14-10 New Page Added: http://tjshome.com/statusmessagecom.php. I put this together really quick so it's not too easy on the eyes. This page lists the 50 last comments posted.
** Update 02-14-10
New Comments feature - You can now comment on individual status messages. Below each message is the "comments (0)" indicator. Click the number to comment on an individual message. This feature is in BETA mode and we will monitor its use and decide whether to make it a permanent feature in the next few weeks. It will be removed if it's not used or if it is abused.
** Update 1/20/10
I don't know why so many people think politics make good FUNNY status messages. This site is not a political forum. Tjshome does not take sides, we will delete every message that involves politics (unless it's funny, which is unlikely given the topic).
** Update 1/03/10
Happy New Year Everybody! I have improved the system for banning people who are using the submission form incorrectly. The submission form is for Status Message only! Anybody who post comments relating to other messages or comments regarding the website will be swiftly banned from posting additional messages. I don't want the status message page to turn into a chat session. If you have any comments regarding a particular message or this site post using the comment form below NOT the status submission form.
** Update 11/29/09 - Bandwidth Exceeded no more -
I hopefully have put an end to the "Bandwidth Exceeded" notices. On Saturday and at the end of last month the website went down because it exceeded the bandwidth limits set by my host. This means Tjshome.com is generating more traffic then ever before (which is a good thing). Last month the host increased my bandwidth limits and they have again agreed to allocate even more (a lot more this time) since we broke the revised limit. With the new increased limits we will be able to provide adequate bandwidth for the future and hopefully we won't be seeing these notices again. My suspect is that some of this bandwidth usage is malicious and we will be examining our logs to ban suspicious ip addresses from accessing the site.
** Update 11/16/09
I fixed an IE bug which was graying out all messages after a messages without a name. I was missing a span close tag. If you notice any bugs please report them below.
** Update 11/03/09
I banned more people who were posting offensive comments or posting comments relating to the page or other messages. Please follow the simple guidelines above. If problems persists I will have to make messages subject to moderator approval before being shown.
** Update 11/3/09 - Automod
I've been testing an automod script I wrote to help me out a little bit with the moderating. The script will automatically set a message to "filtered" if it receives a certain amount of "thumbs down". The messages won't get deleted but you would only be able to see these message if you turn the filter off. Also, messages that were previously set to "filtered" will automatically be unfiltered if they receive a certain number of "thumbs up". You can help by rating messages with their appropriate rating!
** Update 11/01/09
I deleted all racist messages and all messages relating to the racist messages. There were about 3 racist messages and 20 messages talking about those messages. Please people if you have an issue with a message post it here using the comment for below... not as a status message submission. By posting here your concerns will be dealt with quicker.
** Update 10/07/09
Ratings are back... blame my crappy coding.
** Update 10/6/09
1.) You can now use your twitter username to submit status messages. A link to your twitter page will be included with the message.
2.) I added a character counter to the status message submit form. Messages are, and always have been, limited to 255 characters. I may add an option filter for only messages that are less than 140 characters for twitter users.
** Update 5/18/09:
1.) I deleted (permanently) a few pages of messages. These contained duplicates and nonsense messages (uncreative messages about poop, doing someones mom, and one word messages)
** Update 5/20/09
1.) I made it so you can now search by submitters name. To search by submitters name click the name on a status message (which is after the date submitted). Note that all messages do not have a submitters name. This feature makes it easier to keep track of all your submissions, just make sure you use a unique name when you submit messages.
2.) I also fixed the bugs in the search.
** Update May 15 2009
1.) You can now turn the filter off. This will add more messages. Be cautious though as there will be a lot of profanity, duplicates, and grammar errors.
2.) Search Messages -- You can now search messages.
3.) Added Sort by Rating to the main page
Other Updates:
** I fixed the bug that was deleting words on some message submissions.
** I started logging IP addresses and will start to ban people who keep posting comments/discussions using the status message submission form. I do not want the page to become a discussion about how much my site sucks, use the comment form below for that if you feel that way. I have a feeling it's same couple of people posting everyday.
**I am saving all the deleted messages and will post a link in the next couple days so anyone can view them. I am not sure what I should call it: (Recycle bin? Deleted status messages? Unfunny status messages?)" Any suggestions?
** I deleted all duplicate messages. If you notice a duplicate I missed please post it below.
http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
[Tags: tjshome, update, facebook]
Rules and updates for the status message page.
FAQ's for Status Message Submissions
What types of message submissions are prohibited?
- Messages containing sexual, adult or mature content
- Messages containing excessive profanity, violent language, or racial intolerance
- Messages with attempts to circumvent the bad word filter (ie: sh*T).
- Messages specifically asking users to vote "thumbs down" or "thumbs up"
- Trolling or off-topic irrelevant messages. This is not the place for political opinions with no intent on humor.
- Messages that contain comments about another message or contributor.
- Messages that comment about the Tjshome.com webpage or its staff
- Message containing excessive grammar errors
- Messages typed IN ALL CAPS or TyPeD LyKe ThIs.
- Excessive use or incorrect use of punctuation !!!!! ,,,,, ####$@!.
Why was I banned or why are my submissions being restricted?
- You used the status submission form to post comments about another message or contributor.
- You used the status submission form to post a comment about the Tjshome.com webpage.
- You posted messages without regard for the prohibited messages stated above.
- You abused the voting systems by submitting multiple votes to one message.
Why was my message deleted?
- You posted a prohibited message as noted above.
- A similar message already exist in the database.
- The message did not relate to the page topic (IE: Funny Status Messages).
How do I report a status message that breaks any of the rules above?
- Give the message a "thumbs down" vote
- Post a comment by clicking the comment indicator link below each message and explain your concerns
- Use the comment form below
- send an email to the http://tjshome.com/mailto.php?to=TJ. If you email us regarding an particular message YOU MUST provide the exact message you are referring to, otherwise, we will not respond to your comments and they will be discarded.
- You can comment on a particular status message by clicking the comment(#) indicator link below each status message
- You can submit general comments regarding the website (IE: feature request, bugs, hatemail etc.) using the comment form below
Status Page Changelog:
** Comments Enabled Again 02-28-2010 However in an effort to curb the abuse you must now submit a status message and have it be approved by a moderator before being able to post a comment. This should work well because who are you to comment on a status message without one of your own?
** Comments Suspended indefinitely 02-26-2010 I just spent an hour cleaning up the database of worthless crap. The people who post status messages about people's comments or worst then the abusive commentors themselves. Remember the status message form is for status messages only! If you keep on abusing the live database I am going to make status message submissions subject to approval before being posted.
** Removed Facebook "like" button Temporarily 06-28-2010
We removed the "Like" button from the main index as we think it was putting too much load on our servers. We are in the process of updating our host to handle more traffic so stay tuned.
** Implemented Facebook "like" button 06-27-2010
We added the facebook like button to give users the ability to share their favorite status messages in their profile with one click. This helps increase the reach of our website. If you don't want a link to Tjshome.com posted to your wall then don't click the button. The thumbs up and thumb down buttons will perform as they always have and are not related to the facebook like button.
** Added Facebook Share button 04-25-2010
You can now easily paste a link to any status message to your Facebook profile. To find the share button click the Comment(#) indicator under a status message. This uses Facebook connect so you must be logged into Facebook before you use the button. I will add Twitter share links on the next update. I may also add the share button to each message on the main pages.
** Updated Fixed by rating 04-24-2010
I changed the mysql for sort by rating. It use to sort by the total number of votes (up votes - down votes) now it sorts by the percentage of up votes to total votes, a more accurate way to find the best messages.
** House Cleaning 03-25-2010
Reformatted this post into FAQ to make easy to understand since a lot of people are missing the point.
** House Cleaning 03-03-2010
Yes, I deleted about 5 pages of status messages. I need your help to get back to 300 pages so start posting some good messages! I deleted messages mostly based on poor ratings. How the administration works is when a message is submitted it is automatically added to the live site, however, it sits in a bin for me to review. I review new messages daily and delete the ones that are inappropriate, however, the messages that aren't immediately deleted still sit in a bin until I click them off to be added permanently. For this step I like to wait to the messages get enough ratings to help determine whether the messages should be deleted, be filtered, or be permanent. Well... The bin was getting quite large and slowing the administration page so I finally went through all the messages again (about 1000+) and deleted those with terrible ratings and added the others.
** Notice 03-01-10
How to properly report a message
If you find a duplicate message or overly offensive message please either post a comment in the message you are reporting. If you want to refer to another message such as "RERUN same as [[other message]]" use the message ID number. You can find a messages ID # by clicking the comment(#) indicator under each message and looking in the address bar of your browser you will see http://tjshome.com/statusmessageid.php?id={{message ID #}}. Use this unique id number to refer to a message.
** Update 02-14-10 New Page Added: http://tjshome.com/statusmessagecom.php. I put this together really quick so it's not too easy on the eyes. This page lists the 50 last comments posted.
** Update 02-14-10
New Comments feature - You can now comment on individual status messages. Below each message is the "comments (0)" indicator. Click the number to comment on an individual message. This feature is in BETA mode and we will monitor its use and decide whether to make it a permanent feature in the next few weeks. It will be removed if it's not used or if it is abused.
** Update 1/20/10
I don't know why so many people think politics make good FUNNY status messages. This site is not a political forum. Tjshome does not take sides, we will delete every message that involves politics (unless it's funny, which is unlikely given the topic).
** Update 1/03/10
Happy New Year Everybody! I have improved the system for banning people who are using the submission form incorrectly. The submission form is for Status Message only! Anybody who post comments relating to other messages or comments regarding the website will be swiftly banned from posting additional messages. I don't want the status message page to turn into a chat session. If you have any comments regarding a particular message or this site post using the comment form below NOT the status submission form.
** Update 11/29/09 - Bandwidth Exceeded no more -
I hopefully have put an end to the "Bandwidth Exceeded" notices. On Saturday and at the end of last month the website went down because it exceeded the bandwidth limits set by my host. This means Tjshome.com is generating more traffic then ever before (which is a good thing). Last month the host increased my bandwidth limits and they have again agreed to allocate even more (a lot more this time) since we broke the revised limit. With the new increased limits we will be able to provide adequate bandwidth for the future and hopefully we won't be seeing these notices again. My suspect is that some of this bandwidth usage is malicious and we will be examining our logs to ban suspicious ip addresses from accessing the site.
** Update 11/16/09
I fixed an IE bug which was graying out all messages after a messages without a name. I was missing a span close tag. If you notice any bugs please report them below.
** Update 11/03/09
I banned more people who were posting offensive comments or posting comments relating to the page or other messages. Please follow the simple guidelines above. If problems persists I will have to make messages subject to moderator approval before being shown.
** Update 11/3/09 - Automod
I've been testing an automod script I wrote to help me out a little bit with the moderating. The script will automatically set a message to "filtered" if it receives a certain amount of "thumbs down". The messages won't get deleted but you would only be able to see these message if you turn the filter off. Also, messages that were previously set to "filtered" will automatically be unfiltered if they receive a certain number of "thumbs up". You can help by rating messages with their appropriate rating!
** Update 11/01/09
I deleted all racist messages and all messages relating to the racist messages. There were about 3 racist messages and 20 messages talking about those messages. Please people if you have an issue with a message post it here using the comment for below... not as a status message submission. By posting here your concerns will be dealt with quicker.
** Update 10/07/09
Ratings are back... blame my crappy coding.
** Update 10/6/09
1.) You can now use your twitter username to submit status messages. A link to your twitter page will be included with the message.
2.) I added a character counter to the status message submit form. Messages are, and always have been, limited to 255 characters. I may add an option filter for only messages that are less than 140 characters for twitter users.
** Update 5/18/09:
1.) I deleted (permanently) a few pages of messages. These contained duplicates and nonsense messages (uncreative messages about poop, doing someones mom, and one word messages)
** Update 5/20/09
1.) I made it so you can now search by submitters name. To search by submitters name click the name on a status message (which is after the date submitted). Note that all messages do not have a submitters name. This feature makes it easier to keep track of all your submissions, just make sure you use a unique name when you submit messages.
2.) I also fixed the bugs in the search.
** Update May 15 2009
1.) You can now turn the filter off. This will add more messages. Be cautious though as there will be a lot of profanity, duplicates, and grammar errors.
2.) Search Messages -- You can now search messages.
3.) Added Sort by Rating to the main page
Other Updates:
** I fixed the bug that was deleting words on some message submissions.
** I started logging IP addresses and will start to ban people who keep posting comments/discussions using the status message submission form. I do not want the page to become a discussion about how much my site sucks, use the comment form below for that if you feel that way. I have a feeling it's same couple of people posting everyday.
**I am saving all the deleted messages and will post a link in the next couple days so anyone can view them. I am not sure what I should call it: (Recycle bin? Deleted status messages? Unfunny status messages?)" Any suggestions?
** I deleted all duplicate messages. If you notice a duplicate I missed please post it below.
http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
Posted by TJ on Thursday April 16, 2009 @ 12:21 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, facebook]
I made a page with a form that you enter your name and gender and it will create 5 random status messages for you. Have fun!
http://tjshome.com/statusmessagegenerator.php
[Tags: tjshome, update, facebook]
I made a page with a form that you enter your name and gender and it will create 5 random status messages for you. Have fun!
http://tjshome.com/statusmessagegenerator.php
Posted by TJ on Thursday September 18, 2008 @ 02:10 PM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, myspace]
The status message page has become pretty popular. I figured since Facebook has eliminated the condition that status messages start with "X is" a long time ago (Myspace never had this provision) I would finally eliminate the restriction from my site. So you can now add your favorite status messages that start with additional prefixes like "x was","x has","x was", or the favorite "x ".
I had originally held up on making this change because I felt removing the "x is" start would lead to more erroneous submissions that do not fit the definition of a status message (the status message should give you some idea of what the author is doing) I currently remove about 90% of submissions because they are either unoriginal, not a "status" message or contain vulgarities. But hopefully by adding more prefixes it will lead to more of the original and funny status message submissions that makes Tjshome the best source of status messages on the internet.
Check it out:
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, myspace]
The status message page has become pretty popular. I figured since Facebook has eliminated the condition that status messages start with "X is" a long time ago (Myspace never had this provision) I would finally eliminate the restriction from my site. So you can now add your favorite status messages that start with additional prefixes like "x was","x has","x was", or the favorite "x ".
I had originally held up on making this change because I felt removing the "x is" start would lead to more erroneous submissions that do not fit the definition of a status message (the status message should give you some idea of what the author is doing) I currently remove about 90% of submissions because they are either unoriginal, not a "status" message or contain vulgarities. But hopefully by adding more prefixes it will lead to more of the original and funny status message submissions that makes Tjshome the best source of status messages on the internet.
Check it out:
Posted by TJ on Friday November 9, 2007 @ 03:14 PM
[Tags: tjshome, update, internet]
[Music: Patience - Guns N Roses]
I have done some analysis on my website based on visitor statistics and other merits. You will notice some pages will be shut down upon review because they are not worth keeping as I lost interest in them and so did the rest of the viewing audience.
Free iPod - It's taken me over a year to get a free iPod so it may not be worth it to keep these pages around much longer. Offercentric has made it very difficult to earn referrals since they keep adding more site's which take referrals away from each offer. They have 4 different site's with separate requirements for iPod's alone. We will see how is doing in Q1 2007. 8.560k
Cool AIM Smiley's - For some reason people still love these. Here to stay, at least for this year. 36.5k Hits in 2007
Surveys for Myspace - Created in November 2005 and is one of the most popular pages so it definately is staying. Could use enhancements such as interface, ability to add more questions on a survey, and tracking. 2007 Hits 1,270k
Polls for Myspace - This site was created in May 2007 and although not as popular as I would like it's going to stick around for at least another year. Enhancements may include ability to add more options and interface. 2007 Hits 12k
Away Messages- This page has good page rank and is quite popular. Sticking around for a while. Enhancements may include ratings and using database for all away messages (not just the submission). 91K
Funny Status Messages - This page is new so not enough data for analysis. Only 1,100 Hits so far.
Famous Quotes - Quotes are a personal favorite of mine so this is here to stay. 2007 Hits 83k
Cool AIM Screennames - Created in 2004 with the intention of never actually selling any screen names, however, this site does draw in visitors so its going to stay. Also, I love the hate mail I receive from this site, so keep it coming. 65k Hits
Buddy Icons - A popular favorite and I think its a great page if you're looking for an icon because new additions are submitted daily. 132K hits in 2007
Avatars for Myspace - An even more popular page and I think its a great page if you're looking for an avatar because new additions are submitted daily. Enhancements may include ratings. 994K hits in 2007.
Dumb Laws - This page has great page rank and is here to stay - enhancement includes researching actual new laws to add with real sources. 74k hits in 2007
A Joke Page- This page has poor statistics and will be shut down due to lack of interest by me and others. 8k hits in 2007
Weird News - Poor statistics but I like to view these myself every so often so I will keep it for a while
Pic of the Month - Created in 2005. This page will stay. I would like to add additional material. 7k hits
Color Blindness - Created in May 2005, this page will stay. 42.5k hits.
Today in History - This page will be shut down due to lack of interest.
Great Amazon Deals - I like this page for finding good amazon deals however it has low popularity at 3.5k hits
Online Image Editor - Created in Feb 2006. Future enhancements include better user interface and more options. 120K hits in 2007.
Song Lyrics - Song lyrics are here to stay (unless I get sued). 34k hits in 2007
Acronym Dictionary - Added in July 2006, this page is still relatively new and here to stay. I like the design of this page, so I am not willing to see it go no matter how poor the popularity. Unfortunately, there is no room to grow as I think I have all the most popular acronyms. Someone make some new acronyms, quick! 4.1k hits in 2007
In the News - With less than 7,000 hits in 2007 this site is slated for removal. :(
About TJ - We need to keep this site as everybody (361 hits in 2007) is looking to read about TJ
TJ's Blog - The first post was made December 31, 2006. I am keeping this as it's relatively new and I need it to vent my frustrations and let someone hear what I have to say. Just think you wouldn't be able to read the 2008 edition of this post if I got rid of it.... now would you? 2.5k hits in 2007
Popularity Test - Created in May 2007. I am not sure why but I am not willing to let this page go. Enhancements may include more profile options and user comments feature. 3.3k hits in 2007.
Companies That Suck - Created in Jan 2007, this page is here to stay. I love writing about companies that suck and passing the information to millions (2.5 k visitors in 2007).
We recevied 3,402,391 pageviews in 2007. Of those, 1,709,455 were unique visitors. That is more visitors than people living in Maine!
Look for many new pages to come to Tjshome.com in 2008!
[Tags: tjshome, update, internet]
[Music: Patience - Guns N Roses]
I have done some analysis on my website based on visitor statistics and other merits. You will notice some pages will be shut down upon review because they are not worth keeping as I lost interest in them and so did the rest of the viewing audience.
Free iPod - It's taken me over a year to get a free iPod so it may not be worth it to keep these pages around much longer. Offercentric has made it very difficult to earn referrals since they keep adding more site's which take referrals away from each offer. They have 4 different site's with separate requirements for iPod's alone. We will see how is doing in Q1 2007. 8.560k
Cool AIM Smiley's - For some reason people still love these. Here to stay, at least for this year. 36.5k Hits in 2007
Surveys for Myspace - Created in November 2005 and is one of the most popular pages so it definately is staying. Could use enhancements such as interface, ability to add more questions on a survey, and tracking. 2007 Hits 1,270k
Polls for Myspace - This site was created in May 2007 and although not as popular as I would like it's going to stick around for at least another year. Enhancements may include ability to add more options and interface. 2007 Hits 12k
Away Messages- This page has good page rank and is quite popular. Sticking around for a while. Enhancements may include ratings and using database for all away messages (not just the submission). 91K
Funny Status Messages - This page is new so not enough data for analysis. Only 1,100 Hits so far.
Famous Quotes - Quotes are a personal favorite of mine so this is here to stay. 2007 Hits 83k
Cool AIM Screennames - Created in 2004 with the intention of never actually selling any screen names, however, this site does draw in visitors so its going to stay. Also, I love the hate mail I receive from this site, so keep it coming. 65k Hits
Buddy Icons - A popular favorite and I think its a great page if you're looking for an icon because new additions are submitted daily. 132K hits in 2007
Avatars for Myspace - An even more popular page and I think its a great page if you're looking for an avatar because new additions are submitted daily. Enhancements may include ratings. 994K hits in 2007.
Dumb Laws - This page has great page rank and is here to stay - enhancement includes researching actual new laws to add with real sources. 74k hits in 2007
A Joke Page- This page has poor statistics and will be shut down due to lack of interest by me and others. 8k hits in 2007
Weird News - Poor statistics but I like to view these myself every so often so I will keep it for a while
Pic of the Month - Created in 2005. This page will stay. I would like to add additional material. 7k hits
Color Blindness - Created in May 2005, this page will stay. 42.5k hits.
Today in History - This page will be shut down due to lack of interest.
Great Amazon Deals - I like this page for finding good amazon deals however it has low popularity at 3.5k hits
Online Image Editor - Created in Feb 2006. Future enhancements include better user interface and more options. 120K hits in 2007.
Song Lyrics - Song lyrics are here to stay (unless I get sued). 34k hits in 2007
Acronym Dictionary - Added in July 2006, this page is still relatively new and here to stay. I like the design of this page, so I am not willing to see it go no matter how poor the popularity. Unfortunately, there is no room to grow as I think I have all the most popular acronyms. Someone make some new acronyms, quick! 4.1k hits in 2007
In the News - With less than 7,000 hits in 2007 this site is slated for removal. :(
About TJ - We need to keep this site as everybody (361 hits in 2007) is looking to read about TJ
TJ's Blog - The first post was made December 31, 2006. I am keeping this as it's relatively new and I need it to vent my frustrations and let someone hear what I have to say. Just think you wouldn't be able to read the 2008 edition of this post if I got rid of it.... now would you? 2.5k hits in 2007
Popularity Test - Created in May 2007. I am not sure why but I am not willing to let this page go. Enhancements may include more profile options and user comments feature. 3.3k hits in 2007.
Companies That Suck - Created in Jan 2007, this page is here to stay. I love writing about companies that suck and passing the information to millions (2.5 k visitors in 2007).
We recevied 3,402,391 pageviews in 2007. Of those, 1,709,455 were unique visitors. That is more visitors than people living in Maine!
Look for many new pages to come to Tjshome.com in 2008!
Posted by TJ on Thursday October 25, 2007 @ 11:49 PM
[Tags: facebook, tjshome, update]
I created a page so you all can submit your best facebook status messages. I started it off with some good ones so check it out!
Link:Funny Status Messages
About Status Messages:
Link:Funny Status Messages
[Tags: facebook, tjshome, update]
I created a page so you all can submit your best facebook status messages. I started it off with some good ones so check it out!
Link:Funny Status Messages
About Status Messages:
A status message is a function of some instant messaging applications whereby a user may post a message that appears automatically to other users if they attempt to make contact. It is analogous to the voice message in an answering machine or voice mail system. However, status messages may be displayed even if the person is present. They are often updated much more frequently than messages in answering machines, and thus may serve as a means of instant, limited "publication" or indirect communication.
Whereas answering machine or voice mail messages often have a generic greeting to leave a message, status messages more often contain a description of where the person is at the moment or what they are doing. Because most instant messaging clients indicate to users when their online contacts are away before they send a message, more often than not away messages are meant to be read in lieu of sending a message, rather than a response. Away messages are not to be confused with idle messages, which is an automatic reply to a message when the messaging client has determined that the replier is not at his or her computer.