Mother's Day Funny Sayings and tweets

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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 9, 2015 @ 01:59 PM
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Mom or Mother. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Mom or Mother.

12021 X is when you feel neglected think of a mother salamon who layes 3.000.000 eggs and no one remember her on mothers day Submitted: 01-05-2010 17:32
12606 X says No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed Submitted: 01-13-2010 16:16 by Miguel
16848 X So it's mothers day and I had trouble deciding what to get my mother-in-law I couldn't choose between a Toyota Prius or a holiday in Haiti, so eventually I plumped for luging lessons in Vancouver. Submitted: 03-14-2010 07:04 by lemonpillow
17159 X I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask "Mother,what was war?" -Eva Merriam. Submitted: 03-17-2010 17:34 by lemonpillow
17546 X It would make your mother proud if you could NOT, walk, talk, spell, and wear your damn pants like you were raised by a rap video your whole life. Submitted: 03-23-2010 15:34 by Danmanz
21619 X There's only one perfect child in the world; and every mother has it! Happy Mother's Day Submitted: 05-09-2010 04:41
21638 X is Hold your mother today, she was the first to hold you, she held you for 9 months. Submitted: 05-09-2010 12:33 by @plasticmortal
28271 X There is only one woman who has truly changed me. It was my mother and I was a baby. Submitted: 08-04-2010 03:39
12021 X is when you feel neglected think of a mother salmon who lays 3,000,000 eggs and no one remembers her on mothers day Submitted: 01-05-2010 17:32
16849 X is God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made MOTHERS! :) Submitted: 03-14-2010 08:58
21649 X says I would say Happy Mothers Day on this, but my mom doesn't have a Facebook so it wouldn't matter. Submitted: 05-09-2010 15:26
56208 X is Happy Mothers Day to all the stay at home dads Submitted: 05-08-2011 13:11 by @iTechnoBoy
56244 X On Fathers day, we thank our dads for our moms. On Mothers day, we thank our mama for not swallowing us. Submitted: 05-08-2011 20:48
56252 X is If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands. Submitted: 05-08-2011 22:56 by BEGO
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