Funny Status Message #17159

X I dream of giving birth to a child who will ask "Mother,what was war?" -Eva Merriam.
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←Rate | 03-17-2010 17:34 by lemonpillow | Tags: Approved

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Friday March 26, 2010 @ 12:12 PM

2 bad thats never going to happen!! Would be nice but we are only human and that is our nsture

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