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Tic Toc Tic Toc 853 days to go.
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#MAGA, #TRUMP2020
39 minutes ago
Go Trump
1 hour ago

Are we rich yet? Do we have enough to buy that deluxe apartment in the sky? Have we finally got a piece of that pie?
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^^^ Don't forget the pork rinds, Jethro.
2 hours ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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Trump316 Five word that p1ss of l1berals. Crooked Hillary lost the election.
3 hours ago

Tic Toc Tic Toc 853 days to go.
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Crooked Hillary sucks Until he’s voted in again
3 hours ago

.. Laddies if a man says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face. If he says you're fabulous, he's look at your brother.
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6:05am. I think the laddies was a typo and they meant ladies. But then again the definition of laddies is a boy or young man. Ok mr. "fagget".
5 hours ago

Are we rich yet? Do we have enough to buy that deluxe apartment in the sky? Have we finally got a piece of that pie?
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Oh sh*t, because of reading all the previous bull, my beans burn on the grill. Now I have to leave my delux apartment, go down the hill to buy some more beans.
10 hours ago
^^ Blah, blah, blag. If you love liberals so much why don't you marry them?
12 hours ago
At 11:42PM Liberals didn't give us a worthy candidate, just a criminal to consider. Liberals are idiots, they are far from right. Liberals are so worried about insignificance that they totally miss the big picture. Liberals want to destroy the Heartland of this country. Trump is standing in their way and that is why they hate him so much and why they cry about literally everything he does.
12 hours ago
^^ Trump has made nothing better. His tariffs are increasing the cost of living. Just admit the liberals were right.
13 hours ago
At 8:38PM. No. Not the realists among us. We knew he would make it better but had no delusions of a "deluxe appartment in the sky" We did know that bytch would just make it worse and she would have. We're happy what Trump has done and never figured we'd magically become millionaires. No, that's only the kind of shyt you low brow, blankie cuddling, pussy liberals go for. Seriously, are you people every going to quit bytching and bawling?
15 hours ago
^^^ Funny, you conservatives thought you'd get rich by magic by electing Trump. I'm glad to see how fast you people changed your mind. Small victory my friend...small victory.
16 hours ago

You would think I am a fugitive on the run the way I react when there is a knock on my door.
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Ebk da don Oml
17 hours ago

Are we rich yet? Do we have enough to buy that deluxe apartment in the sky? Have we finally got a piece of that pie?
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So, at 4:09 PM You just figured some magic happy poof of stardust was going to make you filthy rotten rich, with no effort on your part and while you sat there, rotting in your non contributing shell, bytching and complaining the entire time? Nope. Do you know what's gotten repetitive and boring? The constant bawling of you worthless liberals.
20 hours ago

"Flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing. Boy did I learn that one the hard way.
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Okay, Dr. Nick.
21 hours ago

Are we rich yet? Do we have enough to buy that deluxe apartment in the sky? Have we finally got a piece of that pie?
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Why do morons, like you, always assume people don't work? It's getting repetitive and boring. Yes, I do work! There goes your hypothesis out the window, eh sucka!
21 hours ago
(At status poster) Do you work? Have you tried to better yourself in any way? Or did you think sitting on your a$$, bytching, complaining and insulting people was going cause everyone to throw money at you?
22 hours ago
Booger The whole pie is still owned by the 1%....sigh.
22 hours ago

Whenever someone tells me a Knock-Knock joke, I sit there quietly and pretend I'm not at home until they leave.
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Dave's not here, man.
1 day ago

.. Laddies if a man says you're hot, he's looking at your body. If he says you're pretty, he's looking at your face. If he says you're fabulous, he's look at your brother.
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K The Internet - where someone can criticize someone's spelling and misspell the homophobic slur they are using for emphasis.
1 day ago
If any man says that to a "laddie", it means you're a fagget.
1 day ago

Inside the White House, President Trump was informed that Hurricane Florence is causing a lot of trouble. He replied “Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels!”
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Hahaha! Die Of Cancer! Hahaha! Yes he was.
2 days ago

Lie to yourself if ya want ..but he will be elected again in 2020 ..so cry babies cry
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Fadolo Truman stop arguing with sheeps and contiunue sucking my c0ck!
3 days ago

Wife asks her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"
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Mohayg You are in trouble! LOL
4 days ago

Just when you thought you knew everything about The Beatles, Paul McCartney informs us that he used to masturbate with John Lennon. I'll be sure to file that in my memory bank of useless information.
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At those times, they were the Beatoffs.
4 days ago

POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: "So he was medium build, grey hair, grey eyes, grey tie, a grey suit and grey shoes?" DOG: "Correct"
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Truman Thanks mate!
4 days ago

Lie to yourself if ya want ..but he will be elected again in 2020 ..so cry babies cry
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Truman *Hitler* even!..can you edit posts on this site?..I hate spelling mistooks!
4 days ago
Truman This is all academic! History will be the judge? Hotler commanded vast audiences from 1933 - 1942..but Germany has now disowned him? In 20 years time Trump fans will be too embarrassed to admit they voted for him! Guarantee it!
4 days ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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Ray Riley Yeah us Trump supporters are quaking in our boots. Trump 2020!
4 days ago

Lie to yourself if ya want ..but he will be elected again in 2020 ..so cry babies cry
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Ray Riley Trump 2020! Pence 2024! #MAGA Keep crying you poor pathetic snow blossoms!
4 days ago
The voting majority. After reading the posts on this website, most people think liberals have lost their minds. Like it or not, That's the truth!
4 days ago
Planton I use posts like Booger's on my liberal site. I kind you not, alot of conservatives have converted to liberals after reading those types of posts.
5 days ago
Tommy I always tell people if you want to know what true Trump supporters are like just read the comments on this site. Shows you the mind of the 35% of voters that actually still support him. Its a scary site
5 days ago

POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: "So he was medium build, grey hair, grey eyes, grey tie, a grey suit and grey shoes?" DOG: "Correct"
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Ha ha ha, I like it. :-)
5 days ago

Lie to yourself if ya want ..but he will be elected again in 2020 ..so cry babies cry
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Booger Yes, even if he's a crook and a liar, I refuse to let liberals win.
5 days ago
I'm voting for Trump again. #MAGA
5 days ago
So even if he’s a crook and a liar it’s all about you? You’re what’s wrong with this country. Look up the word liberal.
5 days ago
Booger It's about my own personal agenda. I can't stand liberals telling me "I told you so".
5 days ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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^^ wah, wah, wah! Baby want a baba?
5 days ago

Lie to yourself if ya want ..but he will be elected again in 2020 ..so cry babies cry
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Ray To the poster: hahahahahahaha... hahahahahaha... taking deep breath... hahahahahahaha... Haha... hahahahaha... wipes away tear... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
5 days ago
Seems to me like you just don’t want to be wrong and would never admit it if you were. Is this about our country or your own personal agenda? Wake up, the man is a complete idiot. Pretty bad when your own staff thinks so.
5 days ago
Truman Time for you to stamp your feet and give me some abuse..like your infantile leader does I suppose?
5 days ago
Truman Populists never win a second election! Only in dictatorships! Trump will be removed in 6 - 12 months!
5 days ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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How is this site a joke site? The funniest thing here are the dumb liberal sheep
5 days ago
Tough sh*t! He's a traitor. But but but her emails...
5 days ago

Bigfoot saw me yesterday but no one believes him!
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Truman I have now left the building!..ha ha!
5 days ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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^^ boo hoo, oh boo hoo!
5 days ago

Most people write congrats because they don't know the spelling of congrajulashions
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^^ Sarcasm was created to confuse the stupid.
5 days ago

Five words that scares Trump and his band of Merry Conservatards: He’s agreed to fully cooperate.
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^^ What a loser!
5 days ago
^^^ Hahahahahaha! Whatever you say....
5 days ago
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