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I put my fitbit on the refrigerator handle. Amazing, my daily activity has increased 10 fold....that's the ticket....
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Bindi Try putting it on the dogs collar. Even beter.
2 days ago

I would rather trust a billionaire who becomes a politician than a politician who becomes a billionaire.
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Tallmtnman Or one that became a multi-millionaire, right?
3 days ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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14 - 17 still illegal.
2 weeks ago
JW She was actually 17...
2 weeks ago

Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
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No, #walkaway makes to much sense. But thanks anyway bro. 👍
2 weeks ago

Had the most amazing dream of my life last night I feel as if was like a revelation that could change my life and possibly the lives of millions of people around the world for the better forever! if I could just remember what it was about?
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Was the dream about stealing this status this same status that was posted a couple weeks ago?
2 weeks ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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Cyndi It's bad but back years ago that's the way it was girls were wives at 14 but never in history wait OK to rape 100s of little boys over and over
2 weeks ago
Truman Chuck Berry?
2 weeks ago

Daylight Saving Time starts this evening, turn your clocks back and change batteries in smoke alarms.
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Easy way to remember what way to set your clocks is: SPRING FOWARD, FALL BACK.
2 weeks ago

Elvis Presley moved Priscilla to his house when she was 14 years old. Where's the outrage over this?
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Then there’s Jerry Lee Lewis.
2 weeks ago

Our first lady will be doing a live show. Will there be a pole involved?
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#walkawayfromwalkingaway
2 weeks ago
#walkaway
2 weeks ago

I'm hoping the next big Trend will be modesty.
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Right!!!
2 weeks ago

Just because school isn't for you, doesn't mean rapping is.
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I hate rap.
2 weeks ago

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
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Say hi to Napoleon.
2 weeks ago

I would rather trust a billionaire who becomes a politician than a politician who becomes a billionaire.
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Karen O I would like to see the tax returns of any President claiming to be a Billionaire
2 weeks ago

Only resort to violence if necessary like if a coworker says "another day in paradise".
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So true.
2 weeks ago

When you work hard, save your money, go out and buy that expensive thing you've always wanted, then your lazy friend says "Must be nice."
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^^ Yeah, IDTN did.
3 weeks ago
^^ I see someone has chosen hate over love.
3 weeks ago

At a blood bank, a nurse extracts the blood. Wouldn't it be nice if the nurse at the sperm bank did the extractions too?
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I guess that when it comes to the morality over choosing love over hate, IDTN chooses hate.
3 weeks ago

Hey Jussie, everyone makes mistakes. Don't beat yourself up over it.
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^^ original or not, I think it's funny as hell! Crybaby boy! Lmao!
4 weeks ago

I'm so old that the only room I can go into and remember why is the bathroom.
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Image-status.com 'Sometimes, being hurt too many times, doesn't make you stronger, it destroy who you were, who you wanted to be and makes who you are today.''
4 weeks ago

That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
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^^ Do I know know? This is the first time I talked to you.
4 weeks ago
^^ Maturity is severely lacking here. Mostly on your part. I thought I'd hand some back to ya. Here's for ALL the times you've done the same thing to me. **cheers** ....and thanks for proving my point that you DO cry.
4 weeks ago
^^way to answer my question like a mature individual.
4 weeks ago

Yo Jussie...this $3,500 check bounced!
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Jim Acosta's Ego Hillary was the cause of 9/11.
4 weeks ago

That Jussie dude sounds like such an A-hole you'd think he could have just gotten beat up based on his personality.
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^^ Do you not cry?
4 weeks ago
^^^ Does he not lie?
4 weeks ago
^^ With your name games and Jussie's hoax, I think it's fair to say that liberals do more than their fair share of lying.
4 weeks ago

Yo Jussie...this $3,500 check bounced!
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At 2:57. It was genuine.
4 weeks ago
At2:50pm It's not always going to be fair man. A liberal bullied and punched a Trump supporter on campus recently because he held a sign. This will not be blown up by the media. I'm fine with that. It's not always going to be fair but that doesn't mean people should be called racists when that happens. That's my point.
4 weeks ago
^ Was that sarcastic or genuine?
4 weeks ago
^ Sure
4 weeks ago
At 2:17 Yes I did go to college. So WTF do you mean by that? I wasn't properly indoctrinated? And what if monkeys flew out my a$$? No, if it was carried out it would have been worse. But the world doesn't react to, what ifs? Dumba$$!
4 weeks ago
[at]1:51 PM Trump could at least be unbias towards the white people and condemn the white supremacist. Just throw us a bone here. We need equally for all, even if you don't believe in it.
4 weeks ago
^^^ What if the premeditated crime was carried out? Would you still say what Jussie did was worse? I bet you never went to college.
4 weeks ago

Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...
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JW You first...
4 weeks ago

If you have time to golf during a national emergency, I guess you must be doing something right.
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Scafmars 300 people dying each week from opioids coming through the border is a national emergency. Child sex trafficking coming through the border is a national emergency. Ask an Angel mom is her child being murdered by someone who wasn't even supposed to be here is a national emergency. Illegals costing taxpayers billions of dollars each year is a national emergency. WTF is wrong with leftists who can see this?
4 weeks ago

Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...
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Guest- is blown by TJ Please die already.
4 weeks ago
Yikes!
1 month ago

If you have time to golf during a national emergency, I guess you must be doing something right.
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IDTN My favorite thing to do is bang myself with my dildo and then suck on it while hating on my country.
1 month ago
IDTN The only solution is another 9/11 event. #MAGA
1 month ago
Tommy Hilarious you talk about hypocrites and support a man that has lied over 6,000 times while in office..also it is really funny when religious people get outraged when someone doesnt do a part of the bible they do, but when it comes to the 100 scriptures that counter act everything else you do the only response is "Oh nobody is without sin"
1 month ago
Obama declares 12 national emergencies and continued finding. Where was the outrage then? You Trump badgers are hypocrites
1 month ago
Tommy Trump said in his own speech that that he didnt have to declare an emergency he is just a man baby that is beyond stupid
1 month ago
Reagan-We have a boarder crisis. Bush Sr - We have a boarder crisis. Clinton - We have a boarder crisis. Bush Jr - We have a boarder crisis. Obama - We have a boarder crisis. Trump - Hey let's build a wall to help fix the boarder crisis. Liberals - OMG!! Trump manufactured this boarder crisis!! Idiots!
1 month ago
^ So you have been down to the boarder and saw for yourself?
1 month ago
^^only six documented incidents occurred where Mexicans jumped over the borders. Idiot!
1 month ago
^ Hahaha! Great joke!
1 month ago

Yes, I'm a chick magnet. The problem is, I'm the side that repels. FML.
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You must be a Trump supporter.
1 month ago
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