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AvianceGimmedamoney says Jus cause ah got pre-paid minits, dat doant make me no less of a person!
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TROLLMASTER I can always tell when I hit a nerve with Ray because he immediately starts using my name. I find that hilarious. Fckng Loser. Don't cry, you know you're a loser. It's not a surprise. Now get back to your pathetic loser posts and comments. Bwahahahahaha.
11 minutes ago

X is Donald J. Trump is the greatest war hero the world has ever seen! Fact!
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Mick So you're saying what I said isn't true? Trump is a great war hero? He single handedly won the Vietnam war for America?
55 minutes ago

AvianceGimmedamoney says Jus cause ah got pre-paid minits, dat doant make me no less of a person!
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TROLLMASTER Was that English?
1 hour ago

X is I've noticed, when a white soldier dies, Trump is like "Tremendously proud of your lovely boy Weston". But when it's a black soldier, Trump is like, "Whatshisname knew what he signed up for". Just saying.....
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Markf And when it's the white soldier, Trump says to the parents "Here's $25,000 for you." LOL
3 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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TROLLMASTER ^^Stop making fun of my God, Trump! He's going to make me rich, you'll see!
4 hours ago

X says Funny how there was no mention of Harvey Weinstein on Kimmy Kimmel last night
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If you think Jimmy is the super hero for womens right, look for some Man Show videos..
6 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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Because president dump has the mindset and temperament of toddler
7 hours ago
TROLLMASTER I see the LOSER has been very busy this morning. He must be extra lonely today. Bwahahahahaha.
7 hours ago
Ray ^^^^ Suuuuure he did. Lies!
7 hours ago
Obama tore this country apart you idiot.
8 hours ago

X says Just like police knew wtf they signed up for but yet they stay screaming “I feared for my life”
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No one signs up to be killed, you're fckn idiot
9 hours ago

X is Donald J. Trump is the greatest war hero the world has ever seen! Fact!
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Keep crying Mick!
11 hours ago

X is Didn't Trump say he didn’t mock a disabled reporter, yet the video shows him doing it? Trump is a pathological liar! Only his feckless minions believe his falsehoods!
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KimJungUn Hey Amooricuns! Can I nuke you all now?
11 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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Ray Because he is NOT Obama!
11 hours ago

X is Does Trump sometimes tell lies, or is he 100% honest all the time?
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H. SIMPSON D'Oh! What a stupid question.
12 hours ago
75% DOTARD 20% A**HOLE 05% NICE GUY
12 hours ago

X says Tee I
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Tee I Tee I O off to work I go.
12 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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Because he is a DOTARD
12 hours ago

X is Trump's response to Gord Downie passing away, "It's his fault for getting brain cancer"
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Hillary for Prison NO, it is actually the canadian health care system's fault
14 hours ago

X says The president is mad that the NFL is rejecting fascism.
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Hillary for Prison Hillary For Prison!!
14 hours ago

X is Does Trump sometimes tell lies, or is he 100% honest all the time?
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Ask a stupid question.......
16 hours ago

X is I hope you people realise that black or white, they are soldiers and should be treated with respect no matter the color.
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BS Ray
16 hours ago
Donald J. Trump I didn't know that.
16 hours ago

X is Does Trump sometimes tell lies, or is he 100% honest all the time?
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Ray Yes, I'm forcing people to create these post. Stop being stupid.
16 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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A good president will find a way. There's always a way!
16 hours ago

X is Does Trump sometimes tell lies, or is he 100% honest all the time?
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DaRaymund You cause people to post comments like those. Don't you get tired of being an A$$?
16 hours ago

X is I hope you people realise that black or white, they are soldiers and should be treated with respect no matter the color.
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Duh!
16 hours ago

X is It's just unbelievable! Gord Downie united the people of Canada like never before. Why can't our president do this with our country?
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Because the left is riddled with spoiled, butt hurt sheep and self absorbed politicians who are willing to do literally anything to thwart, twist and pervert every move, word and action the POTUS makes. Its like repeatedly tearing open a wound every day and wondering why it doesn't heal.
16 hours ago

X is Does Trump sometimes tell lies, or is he 100% honest all the time?
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Ray ^^^ Don't you get tired of having your post deleted?
17 hours ago
Mick Obama is man enough to admit his mistakes.
22 hours ago

X says Just like police knew wtf they signed up for but yet they stay screaming “I feared for my life”
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Shoot blacks gives you a lot of money and a giant dyck? I gotta go get myself a gun now!
22 hours ago
^^^ Yeah because that gives you a giant Dyck and lots of money so that's everyone's aspiration... What BS...
22 hours ago
To be fair, most of the cops in America became cops because they would love to shoot a black guy. Armed or unarmed.
22 hours ago

X says The president is mad that the NFL is rejecting fascism.
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BA The NFL must not reject spousal abuse!
22 hours ago

X is Didn't Trump say he didn’t mock a disabled reporter, yet the video shows him doing it? Trump is a pathological liar! Only his feckless minions believe his falsehoods!
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Anti-Raytard Shut the hell up Ray! You're the biggest troll here!
1 day ago

X says The president is mad that the NFL is rejecting fascism.
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Ray Riley Only a mental case would constantly troll a humor website with his infantile mocking of the president.
1 day ago

X is Didn't Trump say he didn’t mock a disabled reporter, yet the video shows him doing it? Trump is a pathological liar! Only his feckless minions believe his falsehoods!
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Ray Riley Remember when this site wasn’t ruined by a pathetic troll with no life?
1 day ago
Remember all that proof he said he uncovered about Obama's birth certificate, but never produced?
1 day ago

X is Donald J. Trump is the greatest war hero the world has ever seen! Fact!
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Mick You do know that Trump dodged the draft by claiming bone spurs, right? Typical delusional conservatives. Only sees want they want to see.
1 day ago

X says The president is mad that the NFL is rejecting fascism.
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I truly think the president has some sort of mental illness. No sane person would ever act like he does.
1 day ago

cpaman says For those of you that think that Jimmy Kimmel is a champion of women’s rights feel free to watch some “Man Show” reruns
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Such a cry baby
1 day ago

X says ACLU, Entitlements, Food Stamps, Unions and now the NFL. This is what happens whenever blacks are given too much power.
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And money.
1 day ago

X says So 4 soldiers died in Africa....is this Another Benghazi?
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Coming from someone that knew the people killed in Benghazi and how it all came about, this joke is far from funny and I would probably knock you out if I saw you.
1 day ago

X is What happen to the good old days?
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Ahh, ok.
2 days ago
I think they were referring to the old days of funny status messages.
2 days ago
Liberals, most mellenials, everybody is offended by everything, entitlement, people hating their country because of a legal election, ECT... Happened.
2 days ago

X says If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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You're dog will always be glad to see you, and love you.
2 days ago

X says You can't make this stuff up? Actually, you can... it's called lying.
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Or being presidential
2 days ago

X is The admins are doing a fine job here.
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This funny status site is becoming like fox news. Nothing but a bunch of BS.
2 days ago

redneck is Captain Caveman rides in on his Sabertooth camel called Wilf shooting pegs at a little Asian woman.
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^^^ ignorance is .......bliss?
2 days ago
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