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TERRORISM - This is what happens when you indoctrinate people with fairy tales that have no basis in reality.
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MisfitRoxx Except Christianity is real. Christ is real. Allah...is not.
2 hours ago

Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
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The only people that give a **** about rugby are Brits, with their bad teeth and plain Jane, flat chested women.
4 hours ago

If it's alcoholic anonymous. Why do the members stand up an in-troduce them selves?
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Tavo Fake name
5 hours ago

Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
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Truman American "football" played for the main part with the hands is the girls version of rugby in the UK? Except we don't get dressed up as half - arsed astronauts so we don't get a nasty bump?
11 hours ago

"Why is it that a insecure person(d.j.t.) needs to express their accomplishments that they never accomplished.
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It's so little he only needs to take 1/4 of a "V" pill.
20 hours ago
Because, D.J.T has a very, very, very, very small cock.
1 day ago

Sacha Baron Cohen's TV show, Who Is America?, is the greatest!
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^^^ Boo hoo hoo, grow a thicker skin, snowflake!
2 days ago
Ray Riley If you’re a retard
2 days ago

Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
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This website is a tribute to a liberal, Hillary loser cuck boy!
2 days ago

When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
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This website is a tribute to a liberal, Hillary loser cuck boy!
2 days ago
This website is a tribute to a liberal, Hillary loser cuck boy!
2 days ago
Ray I'm gay... Anyone here needs a BJ?
2 days ago

Yay! Now I can go back to saying the word "Soccer" without some pretentious fan reminding me that it's referred to as "Football" in other parts of the world.
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^^ But Trump hates the NFL. Therefore. You have no choice but to hate the NFL as well. Why are you defending the NFL??? What kind of sheep are you??? A traitorous sheep!!!!!!!
2 days ago
There's the kickoff, the punt, the field goal and the point after. All played with the foot. 3rd World football, aka soccer, is boring and the only reason it's so popular with the rest of the world, is that the rest of the world's countries' inhabitants have the mental acuity of a toenail, and soccer is easy for them to follow. They train roosters to play soccer. I'd to see a chicken fake a punt and run 60 yards for a touchdown. I rest my case. Soccer sux.
2 days ago
American football is played with your hands. How the hell does that make any sense to you?
2 days ago

When did no dignity and no respect towards other people considered acceptable to the public?
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John Smythe Give me your address, so I can fulfill your request.
3 days ago
Ray Riley Make me oh mighty keyboard warrior
3 days ago

I just apologized to a chair for walking into it. Let's focus on my manners before you judge my sobriety.
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3 days ago

When did no dignity and no respect towards other people considered acceptable to the public?
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John Smythe ^^ Ray Riley, Shut up!
3 days ago

When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
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Jake ^^^ Grow up, child.
3 days ago
"The reason TJ created his alter-ego Ray, is so he has a name to call out while he's f***ing himself."
3 days ago

When did no dignity and no respect towards other people considered acceptable to the public?
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Ray Riley Welcome to the internet
3 days ago

When the queen's butler announce that it was tea time. Trump said to the queen " Oh, You play golf too?
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Like to know 11:45am Have you ever posted a funny status? Or do you just post insulting comments you think are funny?
3 days ago
7:06 AM, your asinine posts have been tiring.
4 days ago
6:14 Your asinine comment is getting tiring.
4 days ago
"The reason TJ created his alter-ego Ray, is so he has a name to call out while he's f***ing himself."
4 days ago

Do you know the two words that can wreck a man's life? ...... I do.
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Jake I know I meant to add to a different site
4 days ago

My bar buddy ask me have you ever made a decison without knowing all the information you needed to know? I said sure I have..... I got married.
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Jake I know I meant to put it on a different site.
4 days ago

It's so hot out that I've been sweating more than a drug smuggler going through coustoms.
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Heard you the first time
5 days ago

My bar buddy ask me have you ever made a decison without knowing all the information you needed to know? I said sure I have..... I got married.
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Heard you the first time
5 days ago

Do you know the two words that can wreck a man's life? ...... I do.
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Heard you the first time
5 days ago

More bad news from Hollywood: George Clooney survived his motorcycle wreck.
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Sick! You conservatives are sick! This is why I converted.
6 days ago

I really loved that Stormy Daniels interview on 60 minutes. Best 60 minute of my life!
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T You need to get a life . Now go post her bail .
6 days ago

Your heart will always try to trick you into believing you can love only one. The truth is you can love many. Because love is everywhere.
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Ray Riley So is herpes
6 days ago

If you believe in open borders ..Why is your fence so high .
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^^ Old AF! Get some new bullshyt and STFU!
6 days ago

Why isn't anyone at this beach lowering their sunglasses to check me out?
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^^ No I won faggot, go away!
6 days ago
^^ Got a weiner so small, his wife went black.
6 days ago

If you believe in open borders ..Why is your fence so high .
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KimJungUn Let me just nuke you and end your misery Americunts!
6 days ago
^^ You want Shytty healthcare? You do the same a$$hole!
6 days ago
[at]05:03 PM You want a wall so bad? Pay for it yourself.
6 days ago

If you support open borders, then you should be fine with them living in your spare bedroom.
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^^ Nice one!
6 days ago

If you believe in open borders ..Why is your fence so high .
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To keep a dutard republican out.
6 days ago
^^ liberals.... You can build a fence and lock your door to keep out crazy people but you can't do the same thing for your country. Morons!
6 days ago
Because, it's proven that Americans are sociopathic psychos! Deny it all you want, you know it to be true.
6 days ago

If you support open borders, then you should be fine with them living in your spare bedroom.
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Tommy If you support anti-abortion then you should be fine with them living in your spare bedroom
7 days ago

Alert and sober is no way to go through life.
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^^ Finger bangs his own a$$, then sucks his fingers.
7 days ago

Why isn't anyone at this beach lowering their sunglasses to check me out?
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^^ Finger bangs his own a$$, then sucks his fingers.
7 days ago
^^ Buttplugged by his uncle when he was 8.
7 days ago

Alert and sober is no way to go through life.
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Ray ^^ Buttplugged by his uncle when he was 8.
7 days ago
^^ Retarded "tolerant" (lol) liberal fool!
1 week ago
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