JEBI says I can tell people are judgemental just by looking at them...
Aaron I can tell a status has already been posted just by looking at it
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snotty UGHhhh,, Spelling errors agrevated me SO much,,,, Just mix up two letters and your whole post is urined
Anonymous *aggravated
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@truebeachbabe says Happy Birthday Sasha Obama! For her birthday, her daddy gave her Justin Bieber's phone records.
Anonymous A little slow to the plate are we???? Might have been funny over a week ago on Jun 10th when it was actually her birthday....
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X says Vibrating tampons could cure the world of PMS.
Anonymous Not exactly familiar with the female body I see.... PMS = PRE Menstrual Syndrome as in BEFORE she is on her period. Tampons aren't used until PMS is over.
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X says I'm a grown ass man. I don't play childish games. School was over for me a long time ago. Be honest, be true or be gone.
Anonymous That's the most childish thing I have ever heard a grown ass man say.
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morm says If you think wemon are the weaker sex try pullin the blankets back to your side.
Azzfaced With that spelling definitely men are the weaker sex
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X says Rub atheists the wrong way and they hiss like a cat...
Anonymous Rub catholics the wrong way, and the Vatican tries to cover it up. Rub Muslims the wrong way and they kill you.
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X says Thumbs-Up for PS4 and Thumbs-down for XBOX ONE.
Anonymous Neither. Women are what I play with speaking of, is your mom busy tonight?
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Fadolo says Being born gaa why is the dumbest statement. You barely know how to walk but you already figured out your sex ual preference??? Fohhhhh
Buddy You are a Moron. Your preference IS decided when you are Made. The statement simply means it is not a choice.
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X They call me The Beer Whisperer.
Anonymous "THEY" are probably drunk too
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eengrms Real dads do not need Father's Day to remind them how important their role is. Just like moms, being a part of your kid's lives every single day is what is important...
Anonymous Looks like we have some sperm donors on this site since they don't like this comment.
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@seddy90 says The ONLY 2 acceptable excuses a man can't spend time with his child is if he's DEAD or IN JAIL, Happy Father's Day
Reason What about those that are deployed you [at]ss.
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X Calling atheism a religion is like calling virginity a sex position.
Reality Check I'll take Atheism over a religion from the middle east any day!
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X says Rub atheists the wrong way and they hiss like a cat...
Ghost WEAK...you churchies have nothing better to do than go on to sites to preach. After 2000 years humans have finally realised that the bible is full of BS stories made up by people that want kudos and religion id dying... hope your post made u feel good on the day..... ( P.S ), when you die and see *GOD* , come and tell me about it!!
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X Calling atheism a religion is like calling virginity a sex position.
Ghost Science is king!!!! Its proven, unlike god... f*** off churchies
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X says ATTENTION ANYONE UNDER 25: There was a time Ice Cube was the baddest rapper on the planet. No, seriously. Stop laughing. It’s true.
Anonymous Dont forget Ice-T too....used to sing about sex with hoes & now on law & order it is illegal
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X says [This Facebook status update has been deleted by the NSA due to natioanl security concerns.]
Jim hopkins Learn how to spell 'national'...
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X Calling atheism a religion is like calling virginity a sex position.
Anonymous Atheism isn't a religion ... its a mental disorder and a deficiency of morals
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X says God: Did the pharaoh free the slaves? Moses: No. God: He lacks love and compassion. Moses: Yes Lord. God: Let's kill all the firstborns.
Anonymous He still might...
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jfraze102185 says I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
Anonymous Thats and OOOLLLDDD ONE
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X Calling atheism a religion is like calling virginity a sex position.
Real American Calling your message "funny" is like calling Taylor Swift a singer
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X says You know ladies, if you don't snap me up soon, someone else will and then you'll have to wait 3 whole weeks till I'm single again.
Real American Is that when your sister goes back to university?
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Kisstopher707 says Sex is ten times better without condoms. But life is about 10 times better without baby mammas!
Real American Life is a billion times better without your "funny" messages
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BigSarge I'm updating my resume and I need your opinion. Which is a more marketable skill: Awesome high fives or mad rock paper scissors skills?
Real American This must be classed as humor where you come from.
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X says Men aren’t as emotional as women because evolution realized early on that you can’t kill a spider by sharing your feelings.
Real American Thank you for sharing this "funny" message
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X says God: Did the pharaoh free the slaves? Moses: No. God: He lacks love and compassion. Moses: Yes Lord. God: Let's kill all the firstborns.
Real American God should have said "Kill the poster of the above message"
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X says Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone.
Real American I got a better idea - Write something funny!
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X says Married people have 6 priorities: 1) Convince yourself you're happy. 2) Convince spouse you're happy. 3) Convince friends you're happy. 4) Convince workmates you’re happy 5) Convince relatives you’re happy 6) Convince neighbors you’re happy
Real American 7. Convince myself never to read one of your "funny" messages
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X says ATTENTION ANYONE UNDER 25: There was a time Ice Cube was the baddest rapper on the planet. No, seriously. Stop laughing. It’s true.
Real American This is funny how?
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X says Rub atheists the wrong way and they hiss like a cat...
Anonymous Hahaha ... classic! So true!
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X says Rub religious nutz the wrong way and they hiss like a snake that they are...
Anonymous You just proved the other post about atheists correct
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hiyourjon I bet Jesus was pissed that he missed the whole weekend and then woke up on a Sunday when the liquor stores are closed.
Anonymous When you're Jesus the liquor stores are always open. The dude turned water into wine.
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X My wife walked in on me masturbating yesterday. I got her back today by walking in on her while I was masturbating.
SteveOH This beats the electricals all the way!!! LOVE IT!!!
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flinnie says It's tough to control a fear of abandonment issue when your therapist doesn't show up for your appointment.
Dee ^ agreed.
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hihuggiehi I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me
DEE WHO EVEN NOTICES THAT? "OH LOOK THAT PERSON HAS SO MUCH GROCERIES AND SHES BY HERSELF WHAT A FAT PIG" OH WAIT SHE HAS A RING ON.. NEVERMIND! LOL
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X says Why does Rick Ross rap about cars he can't fit into
Darius Just give her some "Molly" and he will slide right in.
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X says If your name is Kristen, Kirsten or Kristin, your little game of madness is over. You're all Bob now. Understood? No more of this nonsense.
Donna Somethings just need to be said, good job! hylarious
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X Tragedies are God's way of saying, "I'm not real".
TallMtnMan The real tragedy is the face your dad made when he found out your mom wasn't aborting you
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snotty Your kid may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot,,,,,, This needs to be a bumper sticker.
Heffer This IS a bumper sticker... And has been for a long time
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X says 12 years of the Patriot Act and now people are upset about Verizon?
Anonymous You're talking about low information citizens. They're all a little slow lol
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X says When Australians count sheep it's similar to normal people counting how many people you've had sex with.
Anonymous That would actually be new zealanders not australians
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X says Faith by definition is: "Believing in things without evidence", but personally I don't do that..... because I'm not an idiot.
Cole You God people are soooooooooooo touchy about it aren't you ?.....sooooooooo predictable.
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Marshall the Great If you have to "take a break" then you two are NOT together. Timeouts are for sports, not relationships.
Cole It amused me !
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X says I will never understand why women are okay with being called pumpkin.
Anonymous Because they are only useful once a year.
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Marshall the Great If you have to "take a break" then you two are NOT together. Timeouts are for sports, not relationships.
GoodDaySir Cry about it. ^
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X says Faith by definition is: "Believing in things without evidence", but personally I don't do that..... because I'm not an idiot.
Anonymous It takes more faith to believe in the constantly changing world of science then it does to believe in the constant and solid foundation of God.
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Marshall the Great If you have to "take a break" then you two are NOT together. Timeouts are for sports, not relationships.
Anonymous While true, it's not a FUNNY status message.
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Baddie says Ever wonder what it's like to be Amish? Get a blackberry. I'm practically milking cows and making candles over here.
Jberry Time for you to get on board with BB10. You won't feel Amish anymore, I promise you that!
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X says Faith by definition is: "Believing in things without evidence", but personally I don't do that..... because I'm not an idiot.
Anonymous Yes... yes you are.
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