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Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Ray ^^^ Well then....go fck yourself!!!
1 hour ago

X says Where all da white woman at?
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LS I love how in Blazing Saddles, every tenth word in that movie is the N-word. I love it.
1 hour ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Raytard, you pathetic loser. YOU are the only one that broke your deal. WE aren't interested in politics when we come here. WE are looking for humor! YOU post the stupid rants that keeps the shyt pot stirred up. YOU are the ONLY one that is to blame. You and YOU alone! I hope Donald Trump is your President for eight years and I hope it drives you to suicide. Oh... Merry Christmas!
2 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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I'm simply stating that you, Raytard, are a pathetic loser. As for this post. It sounds exactly like your drivel. I'm not making a political statement, I simply hate you and enjoy blaming you for every stupid post on this deteriorating site.
2 hours ago

X says Where all da white woman at?
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LS The post is a line from Blazing Saddles... one hilarious Mel Brooks movie. Just laugh and stop looking for reasons to pretend to be offended.
2 hours ago

X is Getting fired by Trump is a great honor, almost enough to counter the disgrace of working for him in the first place.
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KimJungUn I will nuke you all!
9 hours ago

Gustavo says Dear Donald Trump - Please make America great again: resign & go f#ck yourself (and your voters too)!
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Ray Where can I find long, meaty shlongs to suck?
9 hours ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Ray must die!
9 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Ray must die!
9 hours ago

X says Where all da white woman at?
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Ray must die!
9 hours ago
Need a bit of time. But expect my call...
9 hours ago
Yessir...
10 hours ago
Ray You get a hold if me 3032420660
10 hours ago
Ray, contact me...
10 hours ago
*mist. Autocorrect... It is a bytch....
11 hours ago
December 6th, 1865 slavery officially ended in the USA. Fcksticks, like the original poster, keeps slavery alive. In no other nation where slavery existed did slaves get to melt into society as did they in the USA. Slavery does still exist, however, outside our borders. The original poster of this thread wishes to keep division in the most. He should die.
11 hours ago
Shup, ya racist nigga!
12 hours ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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If anybody know about immaturity it's you Ray.
13 hours ago
Dude. He said he's no politician. He said he's a business man not a politician. He's not gonna act like a politician if he's not a politician. I know its different. I know its strange. But it is what it is. Enjoy the abnormal entity that he is. Its shaking up things in Washington and I think that needed to be done. Yes, the tweets are annoying and he speaks his mind often. But who ever in our history has been able to do that?
14 hours ago

X says Where all da white woman at?
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Da be hiding from ya
14 hours ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Ray If Trump can behave himself and act like a grown-up president, then maybe I wouldn't complain all the time. You like immaturity? Good luck with that.
14 hours ago

Gustavo says Dear Donald Trump - Please make America great again: resign & go f#ck yourself (and your voters too)!
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All the comments are just Ray talking to himself. Everyone knows it
15 hours ago
Durrrr ^^^ FYI. Previous 3 comments are complete bullshyt. Everyone knows it.
18 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Glad you agree I do give that lecture to conservs. But here, on this website, most of the banter is done by you. Plus, I don't have time to be the proverbial parent here on your website.
18 hours ago

Gustavo says Dear Donald Trump - Please make America great again: resign & go f#ck yourself (and your voters too)!
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Uno ^^^ Are you actually serious? Do conservatives really believe that? That's totally f-ed up!
19 hours ago
Mr.Conservative I speak for ALL MY CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE when I say that black people are the devil. Conservative power!
19 hours ago
Ray I love to suck young black d1ck.
21 hours ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Ray, you're the one that chooses to act like a fool. Not us. You are the one that can't get over a f**king election. You're the one everyone makes fun of. You are the reason this site isn't funny anymore. You've ruined it.
21 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Ray I agree, I totally agree with you. You need to be giving that same lecture to conservatives. They are the ones who truly deserves it. You always hear from conservatives that liberals are ruining the country and blah blah blah. But, you never hear it the other way around.
21 hours ago

Gustavo says Dear Donald Trump - Please make America great again: resign & go f#ck yourself (and your voters too)!
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The left believes the country is turning blue because they beat a potential pedophile by 0.8% LMAO! Hey Ray, what was that shyt you were saying about being accused without proof? Oh that's right. Its only wrong if its you. Ahh ok.
22 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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I'm an American, Ray. American. Identity politics are stupid. It creates people like you.
22 hours ago
Ray So you're a liberal then?
22 hours ago

X says Before you make fun of kids who believe in Santa, remember there are adults who still believe in Donald Trump
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Just pulled that out if your a$$ huh? So you support illegal immigrant criminals huh? You don't care about their crimes or innocent people they murder.
23 hours ago
Ray Riley doesn't believe in steam cell research. It can cure stroke victims, but Ray Riley doesn't care about helping people.
23 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Sorta like how you AUTOMATICALLY accuse ANYONE who disagrees with you as being a conservative. Do you know what I find to be sad? How you blame others for the same shyt you do yourself. That is pathetic! This must be the FCKING liberal thing to do as well, Ray!
23 hours ago

X says A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy's laptop
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Ray In TROLLMASTER'S case, the little girl would ask Santa to please give clothes to all those poor MEN in his laptop.
23 hours ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Ray Do you know who the real pathetic loser is? The person who blames me for writing this status because I never wrote this. I guess accusing people without proof is the conservative thing to do. Awesome!
23 hours ago
Mr. Liberal Logic + Facts + My feelings = Bawling, screaming at the sky, bytching, ignorance and stupidity When I lose politically, I toss myself in a corner like a child, shout out insults and refuse to help in any way. WaaaaaaaaH!
24 hours ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Rayblowsit ^^ WAAAH WAAAH WA WA WAAH WAAH WA WA WAAH WAAH WA WA WAAH WAAH WA WA WAAH WAAH WA WA WAAH WAAH THE ENTIRE YEAR! THE GREAT LIBERAL ACCOMPLISHMENT OF 2017. ONE WHOLE YEAR OF BAWLING. Congrats you worthless fcks!
1 day ago

Mr.Conservative is Gravity is nothing but a lyberal scam! Don't believe those lying lyberals!
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Oh Raytard... you pathetic loser...
1 day ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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Ray ^^^ I gave you many, many, many chances to get rid of me forever, but you idiots don't want to abide by my deal You have no one to blame but yourselves, sapa$$!
1 day ago

X says I almost stayed with the trash when I took it out this morning.
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LS That's impossible, Raytard is still here.
1 day ago

X says Russia’s been barred from the 2018 Winter Olympics. No word yet on whether they’ll be barred from the 2018 U.S. elections.
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Ray Riley Still gnawing at the Russian bone. Beyond pathetic
1 day ago

X says For all the men losing their careers for sexual harassment... you can still be president!
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Ray Riley Yep Bill Clinton set that precedent
1 day ago

X says Before you make fun of kids who believe in Santa, remember there are adults who still believe in Donald Trump
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Ray Riley Even more pathetic are the retards whobthink the lying baby killing rapist enabling uranium selling Butcher of Benghazi was the better choice.
1 day ago

Gustavo says Dear Donald Trump - Please make America great again: resign & go f#ck yourself (and your voters too)!
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Ray, you are a very pathetic person. Are you 10 years old? That is how you act here. Sad. Very sad.
1 day ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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I agree with LS. This used to be a great place to find funny jokes, but Ray won't quite whining about the election from over a year ago. Just stop whining and posting about politics and it might be funny again.
1 day ago
LS Raytard, you're a fukin moron. There are still people trying to post jokes and funny stuff here and you still feel like you have to grind those same old bones. You, TJackass and all the other admorons have caused this site to go to shyt.
1 day ago

Trump3:16 is I know rerun's email address.
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Trump3:16 Ray. I know retard Ray's email address
1 day ago

X says Haven't looked in here lately. Yup. Still sux.
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... conservative dumb f**k.
1 day ago
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