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X I haven’t seen the Democrats so angry since the Republicans took away their slaves
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Ethan Idiotic status that shows your lack of education about how Democrats used to be the conservative/religious party and Republicans used to the be progressive/more secular party. The only thing that changed were the names.
6 hours ago

X says Trump: I'm tough enough to take down ISIS. Also Trump: The media hurt my feelings.
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Ray Another Trump hater who thinks he's funny! How many safety pins can I put you down for snowflake? You'll need them for your 8 year hissy fit.
6 hours ago
Joe momma Democrats: " we lost the election! ". Tears flood the streets as thousands of college students run to your safe place !
1 day ago

Gatoraaade...H20! The reason Dolphins fans hate Patriots fans is because the Pats are superior in every way imaginable. Including year after year.
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Anonymous Tom Brady likes to bang men.
1 day ago

Fazzella is I wonder how many poor little snowflakes got their feelings hurt by Saturday Night Live's Trump skit?
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Anonymous Did Trump get Mexico to pay for the wall, like he promised? No? You're telling me he broke a promise??? I'm shocked.
1 day ago

X says Well .... My wife said she wanted a cat and I didn't, so we compromised and got a cat.
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Anonymous This was hilarious... back in 2011..
1 day ago

Fazzella is I wonder how many poor little snowflakes got their feelings hurt by Saturday Night Live's Trump skit?
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Ray How many safety pins can I put you down for? You'll need them for your 8 year hissy fit.
1 day ago

MrZ says I am feeling lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.
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Dukz You dug really deep for that. *slow clap*
2 days ago

Fazzella is I wonder how many poor little snowflakes got their feelings hurt by Saturday Night Live's Trump skit?
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Anonymous Awwww, what happened nay sayers, is your feelings still hurt?
2 days ago

X says It's obvious Trump would question the usefulness of the NATO Alliance. That's what his master Putin would require him to do.
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Anonymous But it's true
2 days ago
Ray Still gnawing at that bone are we?
2 days ago

X says Dear Liberals: Say goodbye to Roe vs. Wade, free birth control, gay wedding cakes, etc. There's a new sherriff in town.
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Tallmtnman Actually none of those will go away, Trump has never said he will repeal them and he's pro gay marriage.
3 days ago

X says President D*ck Head elect is an embarssiment. You wanted to free yourself from the global elete by electing the global elete @$$ holes.
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Anonymous It is a bit of an 'embarrassment"..
4 days ago
Anonymous Ummm... Maybe if you could spell, this might be taken a *bit* more serious, because it looks like you think anyone with any sort of education is "elete."
4 days ago

X says 6 is afaid of 7 because 7 is a Trump supporter and has a set of Kahunas the size of bowling balls. 6 knows 7 doens't give a crap about political correctness and will slap the taste out of his mouth if he crosses him.
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Anonymous Big mouth from a 6 year old with a IQ of 7
4 days ago

Eddy says now trump wants to install golden shower heads in the White House....cause he loves a golden shower
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Blackman That was as funny as the holocaust and an abortion.
4 days ago

Mickey I always confuse Meryl Streep and Glenn Close. They both look like men but only one has the appropriate first name.
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Anonymous Actually, they are both names that can be used for males.
5 days ago

X says Yup .... Sex with a 50 year old woman is pretty much the same as with a 20 year old with the exception that is has little chance of magically transforming into a child support payment.
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Anonymous Amen to that 😊
5 days ago

X says So it was okay when Donald Trump was manufacturing fake news that Obama was not born in America?
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Tallmtnman Actually Hillary was the first one to say it in 2007 when she was trying to get the democratic nomination.
5 days ago

X says I would rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcats azz then listen to Obamas Speech
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Anonymous You mean THAN.....wow the dumbing down of America is almost complete
5 days ago

X says I would rather shove a wet noodle up a baboon's azz then listen to a Donald Dumb's press conference.
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Anonymous THAN you idiot....this sounds like you want to do both
5 days ago

X says Obama 0 bankruptcy Trump 6 bankruptcy and we have a winner
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Not clint eastwood Trump: 515 businesses with 96% success rate. Obama: 0 businesses with 0% success rate.
5 days ago

X says I would rather shove a wet noodle up a baboon's azz then listen to a Donald Dumb's press conference.
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Anonymous Bend over and spread your cheeks then ..
5 days ago

X is You can't spell Trump without P.
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Tallmtnman And you cant spell Clinton without C#NT
6 days ago

X 100% of the American people support the President-elect. The supposed 50 something percent who don't are hardly American in their beliefs and ideals.
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Jill Wrong. Those who support that idiot are the unamerican ones.
6 days ago

X he still in campaign mode? He's brought up Secretary Clinton like 5 times. Dude, we won. Get over it.
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Roro He doesn't want the people to forget how corrupt she is, but they won't.
6 days ago

X says Obama 0 bankruptcy Trump 6 bankruptcy and we have a winner
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Scooter No risk, no liability=obummer
6 days ago

X says Chinese food to go: $16.80. Gas to go pick it up: $1.60. Getting home and realizing they forgot part of your order: Riceless.
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Anonymous Funnier the first 3 times this was posted. Or back in 2014 when I put it on my status. · Chinese take out from Vianna Yangs: $16.84. Gas to go get it: $1.62. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of your containers: Riceless
1 week ago

X is Three whites were arrested in Illinois, trying to drown an African American child. They shouted out "hail Trump" as they were trying to drown him. I really hope you pro-Trump supporters don't condone this.
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Anonymous You do realize this is a place for funny statuses, not for your political agenda. If you want to troll, try twitter or facebook.
1 week ago

X says why are all movie stars liberals?
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Anonymous Because you touch yourself at nights.
1 week ago

X says Why are we sill hearing Liberal elite crybabies ranting about the election when they should have already moved their @sses to Canada like they incessantly promised to do if Donald was elected.
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Anonymous Donald promised to make Mexico pay for the wall, but that's not happening. He broke his promise too.
1 week ago

Fazzella "The important thing isnt how you play the game or if you win or lose. The important thing is how much longer must we endure those annoying Nationwide Auto Insurance commercials?"
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Anonymous +1! I swear that company is intent on draining all the life-force from my body.
1 week ago

X says Trump suporters are @$$ holes
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Your Mother And you're a pussy loser.
1 week ago

Fazzella I'm hoping the readers can differentiate my posts from the imbecile whose using my name. He types using run on sentences, bad punctuation and the syntax of Cookie Monster.
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Jack So, you did write "white power?"
1 week ago

X says If there was ever a time a president needed to be assassinated before officially taking office....
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Scooter Eight years past that point
1 week ago

Fazzella So glad that on January 20th, America will once again be about the Red, White and Blue, rather than just the Black, Brown, and those too lazy to earn the Green.
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SouthHatesBlacks Racist much?
1 week ago

X says If there was ever a time a president needed to be assassinated before officially taking office....
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Terryotter It was Obama...
1 week ago

X says Before any President of America visits any foreign country, he relies on CIA intel for his security while abroad. I am not trying to put any ideas in CIA people's head but...
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User Trump will change the name of the CIA to CYA........that sounds more appropriate....
1 week ago

X says So Drumpf has no faith in our intelligence community. That's great for office morale for the people risking their lives in other countries gatherin intel for the united states, only to have him wipe his arse with it.
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The Winners If memory serves, it was the Obama and Clinton supporters who said Bush acted on faulty intelligence about Iraq's chemical weapons. Where was your faith then?
1 week ago

X says For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 college millennials and force them to live in the real world.
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Aaron For next season's "Survivor" series, let's get 16 bad jokes and post them on TJ'S Home.
2 weeks ago

Eddy says I wake up feeling like a golden statue....everyone else is the pigeons
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Anonymous You mean "are the pigeons". Maybe you are a pigeon after all.
2 weeks ago

X says Beating up retards because they hate Trump....
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JCGJ "retards" . . .Seriously !?!?! You couldn't have used the word "Intellectual Disability and/or Disorder !?! It's 2017 are you not educated that you would know that???
2 weeks ago

X says Trump cannot fire Obama you dumba$$. He is only an incoming president Obama is going to pass the power onto. Ignorance is strong in some of these idiots.
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Anonymous Dont sweat it man...there are tons and tons and tons of right leaning people in here....judging by most of the "jokes" they are probably the sexist, racist people who voted for Trump
2 weeks ago
JOB Calm down snowflake!.. you need an comfort animal or something?... HAHAHAHA
2 weeks ago
Jav Thats not funny...Your fired!!
2 weeks ago
JAB You obviously don't get sarcastic humor. Your insulting comment doesn't belong here and I am sure the admin will be deleting it !
2 weeks ago

X says everyone under 30 is moving to CO and WA so Dems will only win 2 states in 2016...
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Jay Emm Pretty dqng accurate prediction. Got any advice about tomorrow's Powerball numbers?
2 weeks ago

Manimo Limtuck What's the proper season's greeting for Buddhists? Happy Holiday you believers in that f@t fu(k?
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Lol What an educated post.
2 weeks ago
Kek Yeah because the other religions had it so right, Jesus was so obviously real.
2 weeks ago

SEAN says I really hope these new sanctions on Russia doesn't affect Vidka prices
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BDock Vidka prices?
2 weeks ago
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