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I hear the price oe hemmorroid medication has been on the rise since 1/20/17.
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Hahaha! Die Of Cancer! Hahaha! 2nd in sales to TJ buying lube for his mother's asshole.
54 minutes ago

When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
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Bill C. It's called proof reading. Learn it if your going to be considered a "joker".. No one likes a moron as a "joker".
60 minutes ago

With "HIM" as our leader, marijuana should be legalized in every state to help us cope with him as being our leader.
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President Trump is your President
1 hour ago

Wall-nut spoke about San Antonio's border wall . What wall ? San Antoino is 100 miles from the border . And doesn't have a border wall .
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Guest-TJ Blows Don’t come to this liberal joke site in months and it is still lame Trump jokes. No wonder this site died
1 hour ago

Here's an idea. How about if every person who doesn't want a wall will have to pay a fine? Sort of like Obamacare.
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Smart Only snowflakes want universal healthcare, the rest of us educated people know that socialized medicine is a horrible, high cost option
1 hour ago

Congrats to the Los Angeles Refs, NFC champs.
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Anon Didn't matter to me, I just expect the refs to do their job.
3 hours ago

I hear the price oe hemmorroid medication has been on the rise since 1/20/17.
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To I.D.T.N. aka Ray Riley. They are not like you who would love to be trump's b1tch.
5 hours ago

With "HIM" as our leader, marijuana should be legalized in every state to help us cope with him as being our leader.
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Guest-TJ... TJ'S MOM Duh, Wif "HIM" ath our leadaw, marijuana should be wegawized in evewy state to help us cope wif him as being hour leadaw.
6 hours ago

The real reason for the government shutdown. He can't get arrested by the government if it is shutdown.
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IDTN Hey Ray Riley Scum! How about my d1ck in your a$$?
10 hours ago

Here's an idea. How about if every person who doesn't want a wall will have to pay a fine? Sort of like Obamacare.
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IDTN The only solution to this madness, A bullet in DJT's head!
10 hours ago

Who the hell told Cardi B that her opinion matters when it comes to our country? We live in some sad times. Also a picture of an egg is the most liked picture EVER on Instagram. Sad SAD times!!!
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IDTN How bout my d1ck in your a$$, Ray Riley?
10 hours ago

Congrats to the Los Angeles Refs, NFC champs.
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IDTN Continue crying Redneck!
10 hours ago

I hear the price oe hemmorroid medication has been on the rise since 1/20/17.
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IDTN You need one too. Your a$$ is sore with that Trump d1ck inside.
10 hours ago

With "HIM" as our leader, marijuana should be legalized in every state to help us cope with him as being our leader.
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I wish I could have liked this 420 times!
15 hours ago

Who the hell told Cardi B that her opinion matters when it comes to our country? We live in some sad times. Also a picture of an egg is the most liked picture EVER on Instagram. Sad SAD times!!!
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Ray Riley ^^^ Shut up nigger lover!
16 hours ago

I don’t know whether Trump is a puppet, but his orange hair, five chins and tiny hands make him look like a muppet.
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Sorry about your TDS. Trump will always be in your head. There's nothing we can do for you.
16 hours ago

Who the hell told Cardi B that her opinion matters when it comes to our country? We live in some sad times. Also a picture of an egg is the most liked picture EVER on Instagram. Sad SAD times!!!
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Our sad times began on 1/20/17.
16 hours ago
Ray Riley Don't even bother with stupid nigger. That bigger is nothing but trash!
18 hours ago
Jealous because she has more money than you?
19 hours ago

When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
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Joker Thank you Bill C. I thought that steak was the wooden type now I know it's the stake that wood and steak that's meat.
21 hours ago

No one in DC cares about doing what's right, they only want the opposite of what the other party wants...
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Exactly! It’s just a pissing contest that’s taking its toll on everyone but the wealthy.
21 hours ago

I guess border wall funding wasn't a priority when we had a working gov't and a Rep Congress the last 2 years...
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RealLife Kind of like visiting the troops in Afghanistan wasn't a priority for Nancy Pelosi for the last 17 years that they've been there..
22 hours ago

Here's an idea. How about if every person who doesn't want a wall will have to pay a fine? Sort of like Obamacare.
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^^ CNN polls. Fake news. Dumba$$!
1 day ago

Oh maaaan I just heard a great quote. “The symbol of our country should be the Statue of Liberty,not a wall.”
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Your History Teacher You do realize, don't you, that the Statue of Liberty is what legal immigrants passed by on their way to Ellis Island where they were documented as they entered the United States?
1 day ago

Sure hope this episode of “Celebrity President” ends soon.
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Liberals Waaaaahh Waaaah waaaaahh!!!
1 day ago
TrumpTrain! There's more MAGA coming, so you better get used to it. Or keep crying. We don't care which one you choose.
1 day ago

7645 plus, false or misleading claims. what a record.
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Your Mom "7645 plus, false or misleading claims" according to who? Did you count these yourself, or are you parroting some b.s. made up by someone pissed off that Hillary lost? Seems that you're setting a record for believing every false claim you read on the internet.
1 day ago

The real reason for the government shutdown. He can't get arrested by the government if it is shutdown.
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2 days ago
Looks like D.I.D. Ray Riley back.
2 days ago

When I'm grilling a stake, the smell of the juices makes my mouth water. Wonder if that happens when a vegan mows their lawn.
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Bill C. It's STEAK...
2 days ago

The real reason for the government shutdown. He can't get arrested by the government if it is shutdown.
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^ No, I already know that you're a mouthy little fck! I asked, does anyone know where you live. Tell me, then I can bring it, motherfcker!
2 days ago

Here's an idea. How about if every person who doesn't want a wall will have to pay a fine? Sort of like Obamacare.
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Tommy So you want more than half the country to pay a fine.....most of the country wants universal health care...just like most of the country doesnt want a wall
2 days ago

The real reason for the government shutdown. He can't get arrested by the government if it is shutdown.
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^^ Bring it motherfcker!
2 days ago
^^ anyone know where this Fck lives? At 9:57am needs shot in the head. Then strung up, gutted and quartered. Oh just joking. Ha ha. No,but seriously, anyone know where he lives?
2 days ago

Pelosi, first senator to make the no fly list. . .
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Pelosi, She's a hating, racist shutdown supporting America hating bytch!
2 days ago

Since he likes to shut things down, why doesn't he shutdown the shutdown ?
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NotHerTurn If this is the best TDS sufferers can come up, you're in for a hard next six years of BLONDALD BLUMPF
2 days ago

Sure hope this episode of “Celebrity President” ends soon.
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Trump2020 You're in for a rough next six years.
2 days ago

7645 plus, false or misleading claims. what a record.
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NotHerTurn She lost. Get over it.
2 days ago

Pelosi, first senator to make the no fly list. . .
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She's not a senator.
3 days ago

The real reason for the government shutdown. He can't get arrested by the government if it is shutdown.
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^ Why are you so upset, over a JOKE, directed at a guy YOU PERSONALLY DON'T KNOW!????? Do you realized how that doesn't make any sense at all??????? Holy sh1t, grow up!
3 days ago
You Know It Ah, there it is. The daily dose of idiocy that we've come to expect yet disrespect.
3 days ago

Smiling Saudi girl, 18, arrives in Toronto after Canada offered her asylum! Oh dear, she'll soon be praying for the luxury of death back in Saudi Arabia!
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Truman Thin skinned North Americans! Can dish it out, but cry when one comes back?
3 days ago

If there are no snacks, don’t even bother inviting me to your orgy.
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Jim Acosta’s Ego What in the world is an orgy you fool?
4 days ago

My new coffee mug now says "Don't even talk to me until I've had my paycheck".
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Meh! Mine says stop stealing jokes from Stephen Colbert.
4 days ago

Y’all ever inhale a dog's fart and think “this is it, this is how I die.”
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What ?
5 days ago

Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.
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A-hole Did you say the same thing before he won?
6 days ago
Truth be told Jasor.... I serious dout it. With all of his childish tamtrums, thousand of lies, false statements, flip flopping, and poor presidential performance. People will soon get tired of him. And vote for a more qualifying republican or democrat person in 2020.
6 days ago

Marriage tip #39 your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning
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And you wont argue back if she puts her tit in your mouth.
6 days ago

Trump being re-elected is as likely as Ken and Barbie doing the wild thing.
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Jasor Truth be told.. he will win again lol
6 days ago

To MacKenzie Bezos: 'sup, girl?
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Gold digger
6 days ago
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