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CV is SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
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Me I'm sorry, but your grammar negates your comment.
27 minutes ago
Anonymous Troll. LOL!
38 minutes ago

X is Melinia ate a very spicy burrito and it gave her explosive Trump in the bathroom.
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Ray No seriously, please kill me.
40 minutes ago

X Instead of a lottery paying $400 million to one person wouldn't it be more effective if 40 people got $10 million, 100 people got $4 million, 400 people got $1 million, etc?
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Anonymous You dumb Commie.....
2 hours ago

X is Melinia ate a very spicy burrito and it gave her explosive Trump in the bathroom.
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Ray Hahahahahahaha! Stop!!! Please stop! You're killing me!!!!!
3 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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Ray G.I JOOOOOOOOOOE!
3 hours ago
TROLLMASTER Lame. Try again
4 hours ago
Ray And knowing is half the battle, you ass milking fart bag!
5 hours ago
TROLLMASTER Good to know.
5 hours ago
Ray The classroom is full of 2nd graders, dumba$$!
5 hours ago
TROLLMASTER I just got this mental picture of your alleged grown up self sitting in a classroom full of third graders, all by yourself in the back corner of the room, with a dunce cap on your head. Bwahahahahaha. Probably not far from the truth, huh?
5 hours ago
Ray Yaaay, recess is over, time to get back to learning!
9 hours ago

CV is SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
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Ray Obsessed with me again, eh you jacka$$?
9 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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TROLLMASTER That says so much about you, dip shyt. You obviously still live with your mommy. Oh, it's "fart" not fast. A simple four letter word and you still screwed it up. Recess is over little boy, get back to your third grade class.
10 hours ago
Ray I do! Especially if they fast right in your mouth.
11 hours ago

CV is SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
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TROLLMASTER Rays talking to himself again I see. Poor lonely boy.
11 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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TROLLMASTER Totally juvenile. Only a child would think it's funny, so no surprise. You probably laugh hysterically at fart jokes as well, you ridiculous pimple of a boy.
12 hours ago

CV is SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
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CV I HALF HAD ENOUGH OF THESE ATTAKS ON MY CARACTER AND SPELING! I AM A TRU CONSERVTIVE WHO LOVES AMERICA AND ARE PRECEDENT AND IM NOT GOING TO LISEN TO BUNCH OF WINEY LIBTURDS WHO HATE ARE CUNTRY AND THE BEST PRECEDENT AMERICA EVER HAD!
12 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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Ray Yes, "Up Yours Ray", Hillary does suck. Why do you keep telling me something I already know? Idiot!
12 hours ago
We h8 liberals They meant they blew PRESIDENT TRUMP in the bathroom....whatever
13 hours ago
Up Yours Ray Put your pussy hat back on your pussy head Ray. Hillary still sucks.
15 hours ago

CV is SCEINTESTS ARE ALL WAYS LIEING! THEY LIE ABOUT THE GLOBAL WARMING ABOUT THE EVOLUTION ABOUT DINOSORES YOU NAME IT!!! THEY MAKE UP THINGS IN THERE HEADS AND THAN CALL THEM THERIES.
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Anonymous Learn to spell, and stop leaning on your caps lock.
15 hours ago
Guest-TJ Wow..I bet those are some big sores..
17 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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Rau Awwww, can't handle how your bed buddy is being insulted. Poor little baby.
20 hours ago
TROLLMASTER That's because you're twelve years old dumb as.s
20 hours ago

X How can Canadians be so nice and their geese be such a-holes??
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Ray Because you touch yourself at night, sapa$$!
21 hours ago

X says I trumped in the toilet today.
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Ray Bwahahahaha, I still laugh like mad when I read this.
21 hours ago

X says An American cop fearing for his/her life has a right to take yours even if that fear is unfounded.
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Ray Sorry, I'm just a loser that has yet to leave my mom's basement. I'm only brave behind a keyboard.
1 day ago

X says This generation is guilty of making the wrong people rich and famous.
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TROLLMASTER The above sentence is a mess. The syntax is all wrong. You may want to consider changing your screen name.
1 day ago
Educated Individual I agree! The babyboomers are the: worst. period. generation. ever.
1 day ago

CV is THE FACTS DONT NOT LIE! POEPLE ARE ALL WAYS SAYING THAT US CONSERVATIVES ARE RACIESTS BUT ARE HISTORY TELLS A MUCH DIFFRENT STORY!!! THE LIBERAS WANTED TO KEEP SLAVEY BUT THE CONSERVATIVES WERE AGAINST IT!!!
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Educated Individual You have your facts wrong. You make the rest of us conservatives look stupid. Get your facts straight.
1 day ago

Aaron And when I die, this will all be yours. *points to plastic bags filled with other plastic bags
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LS Re-run Ray it is then. Such an attention whore he's going as CV too. This moron needs help, and by help, I mean a bullet...
1 day ago

CV is THE FACTS DONT NOT LIE! POEPLE ARE ALL WAYS SAYING THAT US CONSERVATIVES ARE RACIESTS BUT ARE HISTORY TELLS A MUCH DIFFRENT STORY!!! THE LIBERAS WANTED TO KEEP SLAVEY BUT THE CONSERVATIVES WERE AGAINST IT!!!
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Steve Lawson History also confirms that conservatives are dumber. Apparently there wasn't a school that taught English near your trailer park.
1 day ago

X says "I did not have the right to take (his) life or anyone else's life." I'd love to hear a cop say this just one time!
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Annie I'd like to hear a jigaboo say, "Yes'm ah dun did it." Just one time.
1 day ago

X says I took a Trump in the toilet today.
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Ray An hour later, and I still can't stop laughing and this status, hahahahaha!
2 days ago

CV is Are presedent, Donald Trump is going to stop the handouts and poeple need to relize that going to the docters is a prevlege. It's not like owning a gun wich is a god giveing human right! Say a preyer for are guns! 1 like = 1 preyer.
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LS Raylene, what IS your problem with people that are colored differently than you? What are you afraid of? You think calling me an ex-pig bothers me? Hell, as long as you don't call me Ray, names can't offend me.
2 days ago

CV is ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP WILL MAKE VACCINATIONING ILEGAL!! HE NOWS EXCALLY HOW DANGROUS THE VACCINATIONING IS AND HE WILL PUT A STOP TO IT SO ARE CHILDEREN WONT NOT CATCH THE AUTISMS!!!!!
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Random Old Guy Ray, he upthumbs everything... mostly his asshole.
2 days ago

X is Didn't Trump told workers during his December visit to the Carrier plant that 1,100 jobs would be saved???? What happened?
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Random Old Guy It's a Ray thing. He's an unfunny asshole.
2 days ago

Conservative Pete is Why are we so afraid of change? Do we have some sort of mental disability or something?
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Random Old Guy Yes, we have a Ray. It makes us retarded.
2 days ago

X says I took a Trump in the toilet today.
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Random Old Guy Did you wipe your asshole with a Ray?
2 days ago

CV is ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP WILL MAKE VACCINATIONING ILEGAL!! HE NOWS EXCALLY HOW DANGROUS THE VACCINATIONING IS AND HE WILL PUT A STOP TO IT SO ARE CHILDEREN WONT NOT CATCH THE AUTISMS!!!!!
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Huh? Wow, I lost some IQ just TRYING to read this.....Stay off drugs everyone!
2 days ago

X is Didn't Trump told workers during his December visit to the Carrier plant that 1,100 jobs would be saved???? What happened?
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Ray Riley This is not comedy. Get out of here with your political Trump hating crap. There isn't a damn place on the net where someone has to inject Trump into things. Idiots.
2 days ago

X says I took a Trump in the toilet today.
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Ray Riley So original. So not funny. Probably special needs.
2 days ago

CV is Are presedent, Donald Trump is going to stop the handouts and poeple need to relize that going to the docters is a prevlege. It's not like owning a gun wich is a god giveing human right! Say a preyer for are guns! 1 like = 1 preyer.
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Ray Says the ex pig who wants to abuse his power on the blacks.
2 days ago

CV is ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP WILL MAKE VACCINATIONING ILEGAL!! HE NOWS EXCALLY HOW DANGROUS THE VACCINATIONING IS AND HE WILL PUT A STOP TO IT SO ARE CHILDEREN WONT NOT CATCH THE AUTISMS!!!!!
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Anonymous Who are these two idiot that give this status Thumbs Up?
2 days ago

X is Didn't Trump told workers during his December visit to the Carrier plant that 1,100 jobs would be saved???? What happened?
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Mick This is not a cheap shot to anyone, but the Trumpster said that he cut a deal to save these workers jobs to get votes. Spicer now say that the cuts were planned and etched in stone long before Trump's promise. Therefore, Trump knowingly lied to the workers to get their votes.
2 days ago

CV is OBUMMER WAS THE MOST WORST PRESEDINT WE HALF EVER HAD!!! HE WERE SPENDING WAY TO MUCH ON HEALTHCARE FOR POUR PEOPLE!! ITS NOT ARE FAULT THERE POOR! GIT A JOB MORANS!!!
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RevJim Apparently more needs to be spent on teaching English and spelling.
2 days ago

CV is ARE PRESEDENT DONALD J TRUMP WILL MAKE VACCINATIONING ILEGAL!! HE NOWS EXCALLY HOW DANGROUS THE VACCINATIONING IS AND HE WILL PUT A STOP TO IT SO ARE CHILDEREN WONT NOT CATCH THE AUTISMS!!!!!
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JW Hooked on phonics worked for me...
2 days ago

CV is Are presedent, Donald Trump is going to stop the handouts and poeple need to relize that going to the docters is a prevlege. It's not like owning a gun wich is a god giveing human right! Say a preyer for are guns! 1 like = 1 preyer.
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LS Raylene, you're such a fukin bigoted retard.
2 days ago

CV is OBUMMER WAS THE MOST WORST PRESEDINT WE HALF EVER HAD!!! HE WERE SPENDING WAY TO MUCH ON HEALTHCARE FOR POUR PEOPLE!! ITS NOT ARE FAULT THERE POOR! GIT A JOB MORANS!!!
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Sls Agreed.....what's a moran?.....moron.
2 days ago
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