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Funny Status Messages for Facebook
A huge collection of funny status messages. These status updates are great to use on your facebook, twitter, or myspace profiles.New: Try the Status Message Generator
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X is
engineering the electricals.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
dividing by zero!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
gathering rocks to throw at you
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"in another castle, sorry Mario."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
a proper noun.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
an office zombie: Bored to undeath
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
filmed before a live studio audience.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
harvesting paperclips from work
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
literally angry with rage!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
not the droid you're looking for.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
not your friend.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
hiding under your bed.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
taking over the world
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
trapped in the face book status message textbox; send help!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
"in your face book account, deleting your friends"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
making friends and influencing people
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ
X is
", therefore he thinks."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ