Status Messages for Your Facebook Profile
This page contains new funny status messages that were submitted by visitors. These are great for your facebook or myspace profiles.
- X is has salty balls
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 18:43 by Palm
- X is mowing the lawn
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 17:13
- X is lawn
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 17:12
- X is fighting global warming
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 16:44
- X is facebooking your mum :D
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 13:43
- X is FAT!
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 12:59
- X is where Wally is..
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 09:12 by Earl Steyn
- X is hoping he'll get a good lawyer.
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 02:01
- X is oh peanuts! i've lost my marbles batman!
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Submitted: 05-14-2008 00:05
- X is Denice your not funny...you are lame sp stop posting...idiot
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 22:19 by Denice Is Not
- X is (name) wonders where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 20:02 by Denice
- X is **sorry about the last three entries, don't know what that was about.***
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 19:18
- X is (CRAP...) me apparently.
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 19:16
- X is (continued...) he doesn't hear
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 19:15
- X is (name) needs to learn sign langage for my boss. He doesn't hear
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 19:14
- X is watching midget clown porn
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:06 by Jaylinnie
- X is not and never will be
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:05 by Jaylinnie
- X is waiting for santa to smack me and say ho ho ho
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:02
- X is not drunk,hes just exausted from being up all night drinking
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 18:00
- X is refreshingly cool
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie
- X is still that same great taste just fewer calories
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 17:58 by Jaylinnie
- X is eating out..at home. ;)
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 15:58
- X is (name) burnt her tongue on some mediocre coffee.
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:49
- X is (name) woke up to chattering birds. Those twits!
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:47
- X is frowning at her own reflection this morning.
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Submitted: 05-13-2008 07:46