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X is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)

X is bringing sexy back.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (6)

X is fighting ninja's.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (22)

X is coming to theater near you.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)

X is "never on schedule, but always on time."

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)

X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)

X is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (7)

X is poking you with a spork

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 01:01 by Sabbathrabbit Comments (8)

X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric Comments (9)

X is smarter then the average bear

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-16-2007 08:33 Comments (3)

X is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-20-2007 19:57 Comments (1)

X is a mystery you'll never solve

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-23-2007 16:34 Comments (0)

X is riding ponies outside Wal-Mart. . .I need quarters

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-28-2007 15:41 by Blue Comments (2)

X is going to the dark side...they have candy

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2007 03:42 Comments (0)

X is "writing this to entertain the losers who take the time to actually read what others ""status"" is"

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-02-2007 21:26 Comments (5)

X is not here for your entertainment!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 00:51 Comments (0)

X is out walking her pet fish

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:14 Comments (3)

X is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself..

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 13:38 Comments (1)

X is wondering why the earth is spinning

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-04-2007 21:22 Comments (0)

X is bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 12-05-2007 00:23 by Dd Comments (0)

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