Funny Status Messages for Facebook

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X is engineering the electricals.

X is dividing by zero!

X is "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"

X is an office zombie: Bored to undeath

X is harvesting paperclips from work

X is not the droid you're looking for.

X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!

X is taking over the world

X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!

X is making friends and influencing people

X is chillin like a villain.

X is known to cause cancer in the state of California

X is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.

X is carbon based.

X is 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).

X is "not the issue here, Dude."

X is doing the truffle shuffle

X is "never on schedule, but always on time."

X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

X is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper