Funny Status Messages for FacebookStatus message updates and sayings for your Facebook, Twitter, or profile.
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X is engineering the electricals.
X is dividing by zero!
X is "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
X is an office zombie: Bored to undeath
X is harvesting paperclips from work
X is not the droid you're looking for.
X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
X is taking over the world
X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
X is making friends and influencing people
X is chillin like a villain.
X is known to cause cancer in the state of California
X is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
X is carbon based.
X is 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
X is "not the issue here, Dude."
X is doing the truffle shuffle
X is "never on schedule, but always on time."
X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
X is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper