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X is gathering rocks to throw at you
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X is "in another castle, sorry Mario."
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X is a proper noun.
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X is filmed before a live studio audience.
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X is "not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
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X is hiding under your bed.
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X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
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X is "in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"
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X is standing outside your door.
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X is kind of a big deal.
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X is going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.
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X is not wearing pants.
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X is bringing sexy back.
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X is out spoiling his liver.
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X is a disaster waiting to happen.
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X is made of small parts and may not be suitable for young children
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X is fighting ninja's.
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X is coming to theater near you.
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X is doing the truffle shuffle
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X is "never on schedule, but always on time."
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