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Funny Status Messages for Facebook
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X is
gathering rocks to throw at you
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
"in another castle, sorry Mario."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
a proper noun.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
filmed before a live studio audience.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
"not for everyone. Clinical tests show that X may cause nausea, fatigue, and kidney or liver problems. Ask your doctor if X is right for you."
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
hiding under your bed.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
"in your Facebook account, deleting your friends"
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
standing outside your door.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
kind of a big deal.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
going to make the biggest paper airplane ever.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
not wearing pants.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
bringing sexy back.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
out spoiling his liver.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
a disaster waiting to happen.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
made of small parts and may not be suitable for young children
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
now accepting applications
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
fighting ninja's.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
coming to theater near you.
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |
X is
doing the truffle shuffle
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Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ |