Funny Status Messages for Facebook
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X is
engineering the electricals.
X is
dividing by zero!
X is
"has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
X is
an office zombie: Bored to undeath
X is
harvesting paperclips from work
X is
not the droid you're looking for.
X is
the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
X is
taking over the world
X is
trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
X is
making friends and influencing people
X is
chillin like a villain.
X is
known to cause cancer in the state of California
X is
an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
X is
carbon based.
X is
200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
X is
"not the issue here, Dude."
X is
doing the truffle shuffle
X is
"never on schedule, but always on time."
X is
the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
X is
walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper