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X is engineering the electricals.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)


X is dividing by zero!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)


X is "has changed their status to ""drinking beer in the shower."" 9:03am"
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is an office zombie: Bored to undeath
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X is harvesting paperclips from work
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)


X is not the droid you're looking for.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is taking over the world
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (2)


X is trapped in the Facebook status message textbox; send help!
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is making friends and influencing people
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X is chillin like a villain.
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X is known to cause cancer in the state of California
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X is an unlicensed helicopter pilot.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is carbon based.
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is 200 degrees (that's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit [he's traveling at the speed of light]).
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (0)


X is "not the issue here, Dude."
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X is doing the truffle shuffle
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (3)


X is "never on schedule, but always on time."
←Rate | 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ Comments (1)


X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!
←Rate | 11-08-2007 19:14 Comments (0)


X is walking through the intensive care unit dressed as the grim reaper
←Rate | 11-09-2007 17:54 by Jacob Comments (21)

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