This blog post is to discuss the status message page.
Submission Guidelines:
- Messages that contain offensive language, excessive grammar errors, duplicates, and/or messages that are not related to someone's 'status' are deleted.
- Do NOT post comments relating to the other statuses using the status message submit form. Those messages will quickly be deleted and you will be banned from posting further messages.
- If you want to comment on the page or other messages use the comment form below (Not the status submission form). If you find an offensive message and want to report it make sure to vote "thumbs down" for the message and post about by submitting a comment below or send an email to a webmaster . If you are reporting a message YOU MUST provide the exact message you are referring to, otherwise, we will not be able to respond and your comments will be discarded.
- If you submitted a message that you think was unduly deleted, or have any other comments regarding the page please post a comment using the form below.
** I fixed the bug that was deleting words on some message submissions.
** I started logging IP addresses and will start to ban people who keep posting comments/discussions using the status message submission form. I do not want the page to become a discussion about how much my site sucks, use the comment form below for that if you feel that way. I have a feeling it's same couple of people posting everyday.
**I am saving all the deleted messages and will post a link in the next couple days so anyone can view them. I am not sure what I should call it: (Recycle bin? Deleted status messages? Unfunny status messages?)" Any suggestions?
** I deleted all duplicate messages. If you notice a duplicate I missed please post it below.
**Update May 15 2009
1.) You can now turn the filter off. This will add more messages. Be cautious though as there will be a lot of profanity, duplicates, and grammar errors.
2.) Search Messages -- You can now search messages.
3.) Sort by Rating
** Update 5/18/09:
1.) I deleted (permanently) a few pages of messages. These contained duplicates and nonsense messages (uncreative messages about poop, doing someones mom, and one word messages)
** Update 5/20/09
1.) I made it so you can now search by submitters name. To search by submitters name click the name on a status message (which is after the date submitted). Note that all messages do not have a submitters name. This feature makes it easier to keep track of all your submissions, just make sure you use a unique name when you submit messages. View TJ's submissions
2.) I also fixed the bugs in the search.
** Update 10/6/09
1.) You can now use your twitter username to submit status messages. A link to your twitter page will be included with the message.
2.) I added a character counter to the status message submit form. Messages are, and always have been, limited to 255 characters. I may add an option filter for only messages that are less than 140 characters for twitter users.
** Update 10/07/09
Ratings are back... blame my crappy coding.
** Update 11/01/09
I deleted all racist messages and all messages relating to the racist messages. There were about 3 racist messages and 20 messages talking about those messages. Please people if you have an issue with a message post it here using the comment for below... not as a status message submission. By posting here your concerns will be dealt with quicker.
** Update 11/03/09
I banned more people who were posting offensive comments or posting comments relating to the page or other messages. Please follow the simple guidelines above. If problems persists I will have to make messages subject to moderator approval before being shown.
** Update 11/3/09 - Automod
I've been testing an automod script I wrote to help me out a little bit with the moderating. The script will automatically set a message to "filtered" if it receives a certain amount of "thumbs down". The messages won't get deleted but you would only be able to see these message if you turn the filter off. Also, messages that were previously set to "filtered" will automatically be unfiltered if they receive a certain number of "thumbs up". You can help by rating messages with their appropriate rating!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Monday April 20, 2009 @ 12:11 PM
Any chance to sort by likes / dislikes ??
Awesome site.
Monday April 20, 2009 @ 02:38 PM
RE: Hank
I am assuming you mean by thumbs up/thumb down votes. That feature I do plan on implementing very soon.
Wednesday May 6, 2009 @ 01:46 PM
Wow! great job TJ. This site is amazing better than I have yet to find anywhere else. Thanks for the site. Should rate it by how many stars.
Sunday May 10, 2009 @ 08:47 PM
Great site TJ! Feel free to use any of the status updates on our site at http://facebookstatus.blogspot.com
Thursday June 11, 2009 @ 06:00 AM
Hahah.. like this site.. mine nick is also same
Friday June 26, 2009 @ 11:56 AM
I'm Wowed by all the Michael Jackson submissions...
http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?q=jackson
Sunday July 26, 2009 @ 10:03 AM
You're site is totally awesome, sometimes I'm really stumped abt what my status should be but I dont want it to be blank either! Thanks for helping me add a bit of flavour!
Monday August 31, 2009 @ 11:45 AM
Update 8/21/09
I plan to add a "report" button to each message so visitors can report offensive messages.
I finally got sometime to review new submissions and I deleted all racists comments and banned the people who posted them.
Until I add the report function ... if you want to report an offensive message please post a comment below or send me a message.
Please do NOT post comments about other status messages as a message submission. Those comments are quickly deleted forever during review. If you want your comments to be heard please post a comment below or send an email message.
Friday September 11, 2009 @ 08:58 AM
TJ, I appreciate the effort needed to keep this site remotely civil. I just wish people would keep more with the spirit of FUNNY STATUS messages instead of some of what I've seen lately. Perhaps a second section for "INTERESTING STATUS MESSAGES" would help with that.
Thanks again for all the hard work!
Tuesday November 3, 2009 @ 08:36 PM
Little disgusted with the racist jokes lately. Used to be my favorite site. I've since moved on because this is just out of hand. Sorry TJ...hope you get a handle on the problem.
Tuesday November 3, 2009 @ 09:47 PM
I'm doing my best to control offensive messages. Visitors are not helping much by not following the guidelines above. I haven't had one single complaint that actually provided the status message they were referring to, barely anyone is marking offensive messages "thumbs down" and too many people are posting site comments in the status message submission box. This is making problems worst. It's a lot easier to delete one bad message then to delete 1 message and 20 messages referring to the message. I am only one person and do not have the time to moderate 24/7. Would you rather me make message subject to approval? The only problem with this is you won't see new submissions real time, however, I will need to do something if problems persist. It's unfortunate but it's a product of the internet.
Tuesday November 3, 2009 @ 10:00 PM
Can't believe my status of " Saw MJ's 'This Is it', he sing thriller, molests some kids, then dies" was taken down.
Tuesday November 3, 2009 @ 10:12 PM
I don't know... Maybe it was because I didn't watch the movie but I didn't think the message was funny. I'm just trying to keep the page clean and funny. I'm trying not to be over aggressive though so if you submit the message again I will keep it (filter it though) and let the ratings decide if it is funny or not.
Thursday November 5, 2009 @ 01:53 PM
Nevermind The H1N1 Look Out For Next Years Outbreak Of ...R2D2 - The Tin Man Warns: - You'll Need A Sheet Metal Cock To Protect Ya From This Strain....

Monday April 20, 2009 @ 01:48 AM
Love the page... thanks.