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X A woman in Wisconsin named her child Marijuana Pepsi Cola Jackson. Proof that Aliens will not be invading us, because there is no intelligent life on this planet.
X Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.
X is I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."
X is What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
X Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
X Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
X 3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!
X We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers
X First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.
X is a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.
X is I'm starting to think the Jackson family might have some problems.
X is Samuel L. Jackson knows he can turn down movies, right?
X Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...
X Did Michael Jackson die again??
X Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.
X is Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
X is I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
X No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.
X is I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet
X is I wonder if Michael Jackson actually looks like he did in the Thriller video by now...