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   messageicon My mask broke while I was in a store and I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl.
←Rate | 09-08-2020 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon t's been 11 years since Michael Jackson died. I'm surprised we aren't seeing Jacko impersonators like we see Elvis impersonators.
←Rate | 07-02-2020 08:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember laughing at Michael Jackson wearing mask and gloves. Now you all out here looking like you wanna be starting something.
←Rate | 03-25-2020 21:13 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I have a sore throat, a headache and a dry cough. We all know what that means. I'm never buying weed from Alowishus Jackson again.
←Rate | 03-18-2020 06:20 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just downloaded the new Samuel L Jackson voice to my Echo, now it wont quit asking me "whats in my wallet"...
←Rate | 09-27-2019 09:09 by SEAN Comments (1)  


   messageicon Super bowl sunday is now also known as Janet Jackson appreciation day.
←Rate | 02-03-2019 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess Joe Jackson coulsnt even 'Beat it' to death
←Rate | 06-28-2018 13:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies please stop editing your pictures what if you go missing how are we going to find you you look like Janet Jackson on Facebook but in person you look like Freddie Jackson
←Rate | 07-10-2017 15:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd love to watch Samuel L Jackson and Morgan Freeman get into a heated argument while James Earl Jones tries to stop them.
←Rate | 07-17-2016 02:26 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Looks like Andrew Jackson's been tossed to the back of the bus.
←Rate | 04-25-2016 07:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What if Samuel L. Jackson voiced a GPS? "Make a right turn at the next light, Motherf**ker!"
←Rate | 02-25-2016 20:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry black man asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about these Capital One commercials with Samuel L. Jackson. There's something about an angry bl@k m@n asking "What's in your wallet?" that scares me.
←Rate | 02-16-2016 10:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd rather have Samuel L. Jackson narrate my life. No offense, Morgan Freeman...my life just requires multiple uses of the word motherf*cker.
←Rate | 02-10-2016 00:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The silence of President Obama, the Reverend Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and the rest of our black leaders on the killing of Kate Steinle sounds a lot like racism.
←Rate | 07-11-2015 20:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's rumored that the Catholic Church is interested in buying Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch. Does anyone not see the irony in this?
←Rate | 05-30-2015 13:39 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do michael jackson and cavier have in common? They both come on little crackers.
←Rate | 10-22-2014 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It was only after the other brothers of The Jackson 5 refused to let him join that little Samuel L. Jackson first became angry.
←Rate | 10-16-2014 19:36 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson could do a very realistic Thriller video right now.
←Rate | 08-29-2014 15:11 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson doctor had anything to do with it
←Rate | 08-12-2014 08:23 Comments (0)  



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