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X is So did you guys hear that Aug 25th, Macaulay Culkin turned 30 years old.!! Or as Micheal Jackson would call it....."TOO OLD"!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 09-01-2010 19:59 by ANGELA Comments (0)

X thinks they should make a Michael Jackson video game

<--Rate | Submitted: 08-01-2010 19:28 by lee Comments (3)

X is OK Fellas, this one is for you. Be careful who you pick up and take to bed. With wigs, weaves, fake nails, padded bras and pants; you could go to be with a girl that looks like Janet Jackson and wake up with one that looks like Tito!

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-18-2010 22:18 Comments (0)

X What's the definition of a missed opportunity? Not introducing Michael Jackson to Justin bieber before he died.

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-02-2010 16:23 by @nirajnagi Comments (0)

X is wondering if Michael Jackson will ever return from the dead to make a Thriller 2

<--Rate | Submitted: 07-01-2010 14:19 by Conlsm90 Comments (0)

X Michael Jackson was not DANGEROUS, he may have been a little OFF THE WALL at times but not BAD. When it came to songs and performing he was a THRILLER and a DANCING MACHINE. From his one glove to the Moonwalk, MJ will never be forgotten!

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-25-2010 14:46 Comments (1)

X now knows what happened to Michael Jackson. South Africa made thousands of vuvuzela horns out of him.

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-25-2010 11:25 Comments (0)

X ...just heard that the Jackson family has asked, In honor of the 1-year anniversary of the death of Michael Jackson, that all child actors wear their pants at "half-staff" today...

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-25-2010 10:12 by dfotravels Comments (0)

X in honor of Michael Jackson, I think I will start the day off with the famous "crazy feet" dance and end with grabbing my foster home sack!!

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-25-2010 09:09 Comments (0)

X is McDonalds faces potential lawsuit over happy meal. It contends that serving toys with unhealthy food is predatory. Where was this group when Micheal Jackson was alive?

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-24-2010 13:47 Comments (0)

X says VUVUZELA the most despised and annoying musical PLASTIC device since Michael Jackson !

<--Rate | Submitted: 06-16-2010 17:52 Comments (0)

X Breaking News: Utah police are seeking the Gooch in connection with the death of Arnold Jackson. Anyone with information is asked to call Crime Stoppers at (800)-555-TIPS all calls are strictly confidential.

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-28-2010 19:52 by JoeSolariFX Comments (0)

X Dear god, please can we swap Justin Beiber for someone with some actual talent?.. say Michael Jackson would be good...

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-26-2010 05:06 by oneandonlyme Comments (0)

X prays to God "Give us Michael Jackson back, take Justin Beiber instead"

<--Rate | Submitted: 05-26-2010 02:21 by Hunk Comments (0)

X has a fear of heights: Jackson Heights, Crown Heights, Washington Heights

<--Rate | Submitted: 02-14-2010 10:32 by nico Comments (0)

X the difference between michael jackson and acne is that acne waits till your twelve to come all over your face

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-21-2010 20:31 by rush1oc@yahoo.com Comments (0)

X is Heidi Montag + Micheal Jackson = Amy Winehouse.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-20-2010 12:52 Comments (0)

X says Michael jackson hasnt been this stiff since Mucully Culkin spent the night at Neverland ranch..

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-17-2009 15:06 by chronic iam Comments (0)

X is Move like Michael Jackson, Tonight on BBC 3, Is a contest,to find out who can move like Micheal Jackson....Am I alone in thinking,that really all the winner needs to do,is lie down & be still for half an hour ?

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-14-2009 10:41 Comments (0)

X says Taylor Swift wins over MICHAEL JACKSON?!? Where the heck is Kanye when you need him!

<--Rate | Submitted: 11-23-2009 01:13 Comments (0)

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