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   messageicon My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.
←Rate | 01-15-2020 16:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.
←Rate | 01-12-2021 19:11 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Due to all that's happened so far this year, I have no choice but to deduct 2 stars from my original TripAdvisor review of Earth.
←Rate | 08-13-2020 09:53 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon And just like that, people on Facebook went from being politicians to being epidemiologists.
←Rate | 03-11-2020 10:45 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot..
←Rate | 06-02-2020 06:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon 41 shot in NYC this weekend, 77 in Chicago, 24 in Atlanta. But it's ok... no need for the media to report it. There were no police officers involved.
←Rate | 07-07-2020 14:19 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 17:02 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd like to take a moment to congratulate the Ieft on their conquering 2 cartoons, a box of pancake mix and a bottle of syrup.
←Rate | 06-22-2020 08:54 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 13:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Popeye's Chicken is offensive to guys who have ridiculously large forearms with anchors tattooed on them and really skinny girlfriends.
←Rate | 06-19-2020 06:46 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon When I first noticed you from across the room, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
←Rate | 08-14-2020 06:15 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Back in 11th grade, a guy bugged me about his getting 10 times more girls than I got. I didn't care since 10x0 was still 0.
←Rate | 02-01-2020 05:32 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon You're traveling thru another dimension. A dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of dough, ricotta and mozzarella. Your next stop, the Twilight Calzone.
←Rate | 04-23-2020 08:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be looters. Because the mamas who let their babies grow up to be cowboys are gonna have them kick your babies' sorry a$$es.
←Rate | 06-01-2020 09:34 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon I called the book store and asked for some new book I had heard about on improving one's s€x life. The clerk said, "I'm not sure if it's in yet." I go, "Yep, that's the one!"
←Rate | 06-18-2020 06:47 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Here's hoping that 2020 disappears quicker than a pizza at a pothead convention.🍷
←Rate | 10-20-2020 09:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon SB halftime show: Forget honesty, forget creativity, forget originality. In these days and times, the only thing these "fans" want is formulaic pablum served on a steamy silver platter of ad nauseam.
←Rate | 02-07-2021 22:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
←Rate | 03-06-2021 15:43 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

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