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X says Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
X says Girl, you are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts
X says An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea.". Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.".
X says Facebook knows me better than anyone
X says We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police
X says a horny husband helps his wife setup a password for a computer. he typed: MYPENIS. she fell on the floor laughing when it said *ERROR:NOT LONG ENOUGH
X says I SURVIVED Y2K, BIRD FLUE, SWINE FLU AND MAD COW DISEASE. 2012 BRING IT ON.
X says Everyone seems normal until you get to know them
X says If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments..
X says Please Wait...My heart is now loading...20% completed.40% completed.80% completed.99.9% completed...Error! Error!..Something has interrupted the download. Please try again later.
X says U know some people are like VIRUSES, they ENTER your LIFE, SCAN your POCKETS, TRANSFER your IDEAS, EDIT your MINDE, DOWNLOAD your HEART, and UPLOAD their PROBLEMS
X says thinks Facebook keeps trying REALLY hard to connect me with people I'm desperately trying to avoid.
X says Facebook account for sale, Friends included
X says changed his profile picture. Now I look a little less ugly
X says My status has a crush on someone.
X says Be who you are, not who others try to make you
X says I wish, with a passion, that I could find the strength to give you one more chance.
X says Regreting is only a waste of time. if something happened,accept that it happened and there is nothing that can be done to change it.just be happy that it is not yet the end of the world.
X says Since I'm now single, if I broke my hand could I put "it's complicated" as my relationship status?
X says Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?