Funny Status Message #192168

X says I put my fitbit on the refrigerator handle. Amazing, my daily activity has increased 10 fold....that's the ticket....
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Bindi
Wednesday March 20, 2019 @ 01:38 AM

Try putting it on the dogs collar. Even beter.

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