Funny Happy Birthday status messages to post on your birthday
Posted by TJ on Monday July 15, 2013 @ 01:37 AM
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Here are some funny birthday sayings to post on your birthday. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
  1. 29732 X Thank you guys for the birthday wishes. And thank you Facebook for reminding them. Submitted: 08-22-2010 18:09 by MBH
  2. 39097 X says Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex and football tickets Submitted: 12-07-2010 12:43
  3. 39843 X Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks. Submitted: 12-14-2010 11:09
  4. 72246 X says I only drink on two occasions; when its my birthday and when its not. Submitted: 09-23-2011 15:49
  5. 79981 X I really don't want a birthday card. Just give me the $4 you would've spent on it. If it makes you feel better sign your name on each dollar. Submitted: 11-18-2011 09:24 by SuthernFukr
  6. 7911 X got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch. Submitted: 10-16-2009 11:44
  7. 59716 X 200 Happy Birthday Messages on my wall and all I got was a Farmville tractor. Submitted: 06-08-2011 13:04 by L
  8. 36327 X is Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece. Submitted: 11-08-2010 17:36 by kfiff
  9. 42139 X is If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook Submitted: 01-07-2011 22:35 by Dany6814
  10. 46093 X Drink up! Its somebody's birthday today!! Submitted: 02-12-2011 09:15
  11. 124478 X Too much of my life is spent trying to think of something to write on people's FB walls for their birthday other than "Happy Birthday!" Submitted: 02-21-2013 04:24 by hihuggiehi
  12. 87904 X 10 million people share the same birthday as you. That means your personalized horoscope means nothing. Submitted: 01-23-2012 11:09 by SuthernFukr
  13. 98463 X is Ive saved a ton of money on Birthday Cards by switching to Facebook! Submitted: 04-28-2012 13:48 by Reznor
  14. 80472 X is Wanna know who your real friends are? Disable your facebook page a week before your birthday and see who calls you on your birthday. WARNING!! May cause depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts. Use this technique at you own RISK!!!! Submitted: 11-22-2011 17:09
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