Funny Halloween Facebook Messages
Posted by TJ on Thursday October 31, 2013 @ 12:44 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Have a save and happy Halloween. Below are some funny messages for Halloween to use as your status.
  1. 139554 X I never know how much Cream of Wheat to make for the trick or treaters. Submitted: 10-28-2013 20:19 by snotty
  2. 77327 X Halloween is the by far the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch. Submitted: 10-29-2011 12:44 by Aaron
  3. 139531 X Even though Halloween is meant to be about dressing up as scary evil monsters, people still complain if you go as Hitler Submitted: 10-28-2013 14:46 by Jackoo
  4. 112271 X says Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. Submitted: 09-24-2012 14:12
  5. 77681 X If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween just log back onto MYSPACE. Submitted: 10-31-2011 20:12
  6. 137667 X says If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July.... Submitted: 09-25-2013 19:42 by StonerDudee
  7. 139648 X says PRO Halloween money saving tip, put an empty bucket on your front porch with a sign that reads "Take One" Submitted: 10-30-2013 10:45 by SEAN
  8. 76726 X Let's be sensitive this Halloween and not be rude. They are no longer "Ghosts", they are Apparition Americans. Submitted: 10-25-2011 09:54 by K-Mac
  9. 74901 X is If you're a midget, and you don't dress up as a leprechaun and hand out chocolate gold coins for Halloween, you're just being selfish! Submitted: 10-13-2011 00:50 by CurtDaddy
  10. 76085 X For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry. Submitted: 10-20-2011 15:42 by Pig Benis
  11. 139572 X I've been looking for an inventive way to get rid of all the worthless telephone books that get dumped at my door step every year so....."Trick Or Treat" kiddos!!! Submitted: 10-29-2013 01:12 by totalpackage
  12. 73050 X is Going to dress up as Maury Povich for Halloween and visit the hospital delivery room telling the guy he is not the father. Submitted: 09-29-2011 18:05 by Daheavy1
  13. 77563 X i went to this halloween party dressed as a leaf blower. another guy came dressed as a leaf. needless to say, it was awkward Submitted: 10-31-2011 05:05
  14. 115564 X If you decide to dress up as Lance Armstrong for this Halloween, just remember to give all the candy back at the end of the night. Submitted: 10-31-2012 00:48 by Danmanz
  15. 40289 X is I hate doing laundry so much that I wait until the only thing I have left to wear is my Halloween Costume/ Submitted: 12-18-2010 10:23 by Esoteric
  16. 35364 X : Halloween.. The only time of the year where it's ok to take candy from a stranger Submitted: 10-29-2010 01:39 by Elbow
  17. 35530 X First trick or treater at our house is this 5 year old girl I say "What a great costume Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is one of my favorites" she looks confused and says "I am snooki" Submitted: 10-31-2010 03:49
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