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A short list of funny status messages for this rain that won't stop
Posted by TJ on Friday June 7, 2013 @ 02:17 PM
 [Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Best Funny Facebook Statuses for Summer
Posted by TJ on Saturday May 25, 2013 @ 12:55 AM
 [Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the best Funny Facebook Statuses for our favorite season of the year submitted by visitors. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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The Best funny status messages for Mondays.
Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
 [Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.

  1. 5218 X is hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking. Submitted: 08-09-2009 13:23
  2. 5987 X is it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW! Submitted: 08-31-2009 09:20 by Piney
  3. 6303 X says Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life Submitted: 09-08-2009 19:12
  4. 7425 X I always give 100% at work:13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday Submitted: 10-05-2009 02:22 by lemonpillow
  5. 11723 X Do you know one good thing about Monday? ...I can't think of anything either. OK Monday, here I come. Submitted: 12-31-2009 00:33 by Tim
  6. 12272 X Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye. Submitted: 01-09-2010 05:25 by lemonpillow
  7. 16912 X doesn't think that it was ever Benjamin Franklin's intention for us to give up an hour on a Saturday night... What's wrong with giving up the hour on Monday? Submitted: 03-15-2010 06:45
  8. 17274 X is waiting for an orgy on monday.....when everyone will get screwed as soon as the results are declared... Submitted: 03-19-2010 11:13 by Dayanandshetake
  9. 17417 X morning the passing of Saturday & Sunday. *pours out a bit of coffee* "I enjoyed the times we had. You'll be sorely missed." *Glances at Monday.* *Monday stares back.* "Awkward." Submitted: 03-22-2010 10:00
  10. 18037 X If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Saturday Submitted: 03-29-2010 10:27
  11. 18066 X is Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure. Submitted: 03-29-2010 16:28
  12. 19205 X is Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge Submitted: 04-12-2010 07:07 by trini
  13. 21049 X Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID. Submitted: 05-03-2010 17:09 by Joser
  14. 21056 X Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity... Submitted: 05-03-2010 17:31 by Joser
  15. 22224 X Thinks MONDAY would be a good name for a Pitbull....BAD MONDAY.....BAD Submitted: 05-17-2010 08:53
  16. 22282 X Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future.... Submitted: 05-17-2010 23:50 by Corey C
  17. 22726 X is got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever. Submitted: 05-24-2010 12:31 by freespirit72ga
  18. 22741 X Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday! Submitted: 05-24-2010 15:10 by geez
  19. 23774 X ..what makes Monday mornings so tolerable is my favorite mug filled with coffee and familiar faces filled with gossip.. Submitted: 06-07-2010 05:12 by Lemonpillow
  20. 23782 X says I loathe you Monday, you are the scum of the earth and even though we all hate you, you return each week. I must commend on your courageousness, but you still disgust me. Submitted: 06-07-2010 10:01 by ginger curtis
  21. 23792 X Monday has been calling me and just breathing heavily into the phone until I hang up... Submitted: 06-07-2010 12:53 by Joser
  22. 23809 X is Ahh..Monday, so we meet again... You dirty b**** Submitted: 06-07-2010 14:54
  23. 24949 X is World Cup fixtures: on Monday Argentina meets Brazil in Cape Town. On Tuesday Spain meets Italy in Johannesburg and on Wednesday England meets France at the AIRPORT !!! Submitted: 06-22-2010 10:48
  24. 26489 X It's just another Maniac Monday, wish it was Sunday 'cause that's my fun day! Submitted: 07-12-2010 09:35
  25. 27070 X oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right! Submitted: 07-19-2010 06:33 by Bindi
  26. 27954 X In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday. Submitted: 07-30-2010 15:00
  27. 28085 X If you listen very carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws. Submitted: 08-01-2010 11:45
  28. 29037 X is McDonald's will soon be issuing a burger for the monsoon in Pakistan. With every burger purchased they will send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster. The new PAKI MAC will be on sale on Monday. Submitted: 08-15-2010 05:06 by Rodders
  29. 29115 X Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here... Submitted: 08-16-2010 00:07 by DAYAM
  30. 29310 X “Hey. What do I do again?” -- Me greeting my boss every Monday morning. Submitted: 08-17-2010 21:00
  31. 29736 X Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? Submitted: 08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH

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Top Valentine's Day Status Messages
Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
 [Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
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Funny New Years Resolutions Status Messages
Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
 [Tags: status, facebook, humor]

Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.
  1. This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
  2. The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
  3. Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
  4. I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
  5. My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
  6. Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
  7. I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
  8. Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
  9. This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
  10. I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
  11. Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
  12. Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
  13. Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
  14. New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
  15. New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
  16. My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
  17. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
  18. My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
  19. My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
  20. New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
  21. New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
  22. My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
  23. The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
  24. I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
  25. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more

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What happened to Last Page Button?
Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 31, 2012 @ 12:21 AM
 [Tags: tjshome, update, status]

Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).

If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.

Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.

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