X is 1) Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page. 2) On the bottom left corner, click English: US. 3) When the language selection appears, click English: Pirate. 4) watch what happens.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-30-2009 08:32

X loves to read status updates like "I'm really bored" and "I'm at work right now". Good stuff. Keep me posted...thanks!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 05-31-2009 22:36

X is "wondering what flavor milkshake ""brings all the boys to the yard"""

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-14-2007 19:23 by Eric

X is regrets to inform you that due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-05-2009 15:58 by Yaj

X is havingtrou blewithhis spacebar.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-20-2007 19:57

X is tired of chasing his dreams. I'm just going to ask where they are going and hook up with them later.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-16-2008 09:24

X standing on his front lawn with his pants down waiting for Google Earth to come by and take his picture...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-15-2009 04:36 by Ron

X is saving a lot on his car insurance by fleeing the seen of the accident

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-06-2009 15:58 by Nicklas

X is letting you know your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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<--Rate | Submitted: 02-26-2008 18:44

X is wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-29-2008 16:37

X is wondering if its cool in China to get English words tattooed on their arms.

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<--Rate | Submitted: 06-07-2009 22:33 by Eric

X is getting a grip on reality..and choking it to death

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<--Rate | Submitted: 04-22-2008 09:19

X is If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-24-2009 10:34 by Tenacious

X is the one who stole the frigg'n cookie from the cookie jar. Now shut up!

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<--Rate | Submitted: 11-08-2007 19:14

X is made of small parts and may not be suitable for young children

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<--Rate | Submitted: 10-11-2007 01:01 by TJ

X is dreams of the day a chicken can cross the road without having his motives questioned...

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<--Rate | Submitted: 03-04-2009 11:24 by Jaydee

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