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   messageicon You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon * The difference between trump and kim firing someone trump "YOU'RE FIRED" kin: ready, aim,
←Rate | 06-19-2018 00:00 Comments (4)  


   messageicon 2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..
←Rate | 11-19-2016 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.
←Rate | 05-11-2017 05:16 Comments (2)  


   messageicon President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.
←Rate | 01-28-2017 21:04 by ianbuckeye Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...
←Rate | 03-10-2016 09:19 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-17-2016 21:15 Comments (5)  


   messageicon I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"
←Rate | 01-25-2017 10:08 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...
←Rate | 04-30-2011 02:10 by timboss Comments (2)  


   messageicon Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 14:23 by Bill Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:25 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?
←Rate | 08-04-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  


   messageicon I hope that Donald Trump's toupee is spared from the wrath of Hurricane Sandy... Be safe, little ferret
←Rate | 10-30-2012 11:52 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon You people do realize that Trump's wife is an immigrant, right? Yes. And she is a LEGAL immigrant.
←Rate | 02-17-2017 07:43 Comments (3)  


   messageicon Problem with voting for Trump is that you don't know what you're going to get. Problem with Hillary is that you do.
←Rate | 07-13-2016 10:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump hugs Mitt Romney and tells him "You had me at "I don't care about poor people'."
←Rate | 02-03-2012 17:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Donald Trump's hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
←Rate | 02-02-2017 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I really wouldn't be worried about Hurricane Jose, there's no way Trump will let him into the country....
←Rate | 09-07-2017 17:55 Comments (0)  


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