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   messageicon Really miss the days when the biggest scandal was that Trump drank water with two hands and ate chicken with a fork.
←Rate | 05-22-2022 03:44 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The left is like, I paid $7.00 for gal. gas, $8.00 for gal. milk, rent is twice my monthly income, there’s shortages of everything, crime is surging, the world’s on the brink of chaos, but I’m happy because Trump isn’t in office.
←Rate | 05-17-2022 06:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Well…. It’s “we finally got Donald Trump day” again.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 17:39 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump 2024
←Rate | 02-28-2021 18:20 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.
←Rate | 06-05-2022 08:40 by Cornaga Comments (0)  

   messageicon 2016: Trump elected 2018: Border wall completed 2020: Mexico takes Gold, Silver & Bronze in Pole Vault at the Summer Olympics..
←Rate | 11-19-2016 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon You can’t say that President Trump hasn’t Tweeted you well.
←Rate | 12-01-2017 19:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family.
←Rate | 04-17-2016 21:15 Comments (5)  

   messageicon Trump has decided to build a wall around the FBI Building.
←Rate | 05-11-2017 05:16 Comments (2)  

   messageicon Some people seem to like Trump. Others like Hillary, or Bernie. Just be happy you live somewhere that you have a choice, just don't waste it...
←Rate | 03-10-2016 09:19 by eengrms Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's gotten so bad that Trump has reached out to Puerto Rico and asked for the paper towels back..
←Rate | 03-10-2020 09:34 by Yaji Comments (0)  

   messageicon Everyone who blamed Trump for everything, are suddenly not blaming Biden for anything.
←Rate | 08-16-2021 09:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump always looks like he's just opened a really hot oven.
←Rate | 03-12-2013 13:25 Comments (1)  

   messageicon President Donald Trump will sign an executive order tomorrow to bring back Pluto as a planet. Make the universe GREAT again.
←Rate | 01-28-2017 21:04 by ianbuckeye Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...
←Rate | 04-30-2011 02:10 by timboss Comments (2)  

   messageicon Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?
←Rate | 08-04-2016 09:53 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm in a book store and a liberal clerk helped me. I asked for the new Trump book on his immigration policy. She said, "F-you! Get out and stay out! I go, "Yes, that's it, do you have it in paperback?"
←Rate | 01-25-2017 10:08 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 14:23 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whoppi threatening to leave the US if Trump is elected is like an endorsement for Trump
←Rate | 01-22-2016 14:57 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dont blame me. I voted for Trump.
←Rate | 04-23-2022 12:58 Comments (0)  

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