The best funny status messages for Mondays.
Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.
  1. 5218 X is hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking. Submitted: 08-09-2009 13:23
  2. 5987 X is it's Monday and the time to procrastinate is NOW! Submitted: 08-31-2009 09:20 by Piney
  3. 6303 X says Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life Submitted: 09-08-2009 19:12
  4. 7425 X I always give 100% at work:13% Monday 22% Tuesday 26% Wednesday Submitted: 10-05-2009 02:22 by lemonpillow
  5. 11723 X Do you know one good thing about Monday? ...I can't think of anything either. OK Monday, here I come. Submitted: 12-31-2009 00:33 by Tim
  6. 12272 X Aliens are coming to Earth on Monday to abduct all the good looking and sexy people. You will be safe, but I just wanted to say goodbye. Submitted: 01-09-2010 05:25 by lemonpillow
  7. 16912 X doesn't think that it was ever Benjamin Franklin's intention for us to give up an hour on a Saturday night... What's wrong with giving up the hour on Monday? Submitted: 03-15-2010 06:45
  8. 17274 X is waiting for an orgy on monday.....when everyone will get screwed as soon as the results are declared... Submitted: 03-19-2010 11:13 by Dayanandshetake
  9. 17417 X morning the passing of Saturday & Sunday. *pours out a bit of coffee* "I enjoyed the times we had. You'll be sorely missed." *Glances at Monday.* *Monday stares back.* "Awkward." Submitted: 03-22-2010 10:00
  10. 18037 X If everyday is a gift, then where's her reciept. She would like to exchange Monday for Saturday Submitted: 03-29-2010 10:27
  11. 18066 X is Warning. Going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night does not prevent Monday. There is no cure. Submitted: 03-29-2010 16:28
  12. 19205 X is Waking up on a Monday morning isn't hard. Convincing myself that getting out of bed is worth it---that's the real challenge Submitted: 04-12-2010 07:07 by trini
  13. 21048 X Monday morning is the time we go through photos from the weekend and figure out what the hell happened. I swear that goat said he had ID. Submitted: 05-03-2010 17:09 by Joser
  14. 21056 X Monday Morning just logged me out due to inactivity... Submitted: 05-03-2010 17:31 by Joser
  15. 22224 X Thinks MONDAY would be a good name for a Pitbull....BAD MONDAY.....BAD Submitted: 05-17-2010 08:53
  16. 22282 X Sorry Monday but it's over. I am leaving you for Tuesday, please don't be sad.....I have to look to the future.... Submitted: 05-17-2010 23:50 by Corey C
  17. 22726 X is got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever. Submitted: 05-24-2010 12:31 by freespirit72ga
  18. 22741 X Mondays! Pro: Start of a fresh new week! Con: It's still Monday! Submitted: 05-24-2010 15:10 by geez
  19. 23774 X ..what makes Monday mornings so tolerable is my favorite mug filled with coffee and familiar faces filled with gossip.. Submitted: 06-07-2010 05:12 by Lemonpillow
  20. 23782 X says I loathe you Monday, you are the scum of the earth and even though we all hate you, you return each week. I must commend on your courageousness, but you still disgust me. Submitted: 06-07-2010 10:01 by ginger curtis
  21. 23792 X Monday has been calling me and just breathing heavily into the phone until I hang up... Submitted: 06-07-2010 12:53 by Joser
  22. 23809 X is Ahh..Monday, so we meet again... You dirty b**** Submitted: 06-07-2010 14:54
  23. 24949 X is World Cup fixtures: on Monday Argentina meets Brazil in Cape Town. On Tuesday Spain meets Italy in Johannesburg and on Wednesday England meets France at the AIRPORT !!! Submitted: 06-22-2010 10:48
  24. 26489 X It's just another Maniac Monday, wish it was Sunday 'cause that's my fun day! Submitted: 07-12-2010 09:35
  25. 27070 X oops they got my order wrong again. I ordered an extra large weekend,hold the Monday. I'll wait in bed until they get it right! Submitted: 07-19-2010 06:33 by Bindi
  26. 27954 X In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday. Submitted: 07-30-2010 15:00
  27. 28085 X If you listen very carefully, you can hear Monday sharpening its claws. Submitted: 08-01-2010 11:45
  28. 29037 X is McDonald's will soon be issuing a burger for the monsoon in Pakistan. With every burger purchased they will send a raincoat to each victim of the disaster. The new PAKI MAC will be on sale on Monday. Submitted: 08-15-2010 05:06 by Rodders
  29. 29115 X Quick!! Someone make a status update about tomorrow being Monday and how you're already counting down the days until the weekend is here... Submitted: 08-16-2010 00:07 by DAYAM
  30. 29310 X �Hey. What do I do again?� -- Me greeting my boss every Monday morning. Submitted: 08-17-2010 21:00
  31. 29736 X Why is Monday so far from Friday, but Friday so close to Monday? Submitted: 08-22-2010 18:15 by MBH

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