Funny Easter Status Messages
Posted by TJ on Saturday April 19, 2014 @ 03:37 AM
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Below is a list of some funny status messages or tweets related Easter. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=easter+OR+bunny
  1. 36690 X says my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them. Submitted: 11-11-2010 20:22 by boomtastic
  2. 54397 X is What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick. Submitted: 04-24-2011 17:56
  3. 54372 X says Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday? Submitted: 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR
  4. 127297 X Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter " Submitted: 03-31-2013 11:25 by Steve OH
  5. 55153 X I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it. Submitted: 04-30-2011 16:54 by stupidsidetounge
  6. 77694 X watched a bunny hop past me and into bushes and thought "What if I'm supposed to follow it?" Submitted: 10-31-2011 22:00
  7. 18637 X Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq. Submitted: 04-04-2010 17:28 by Danmanz
  8. 14999 X Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking. Submitted: 02-15-2010 05:53
  9. 56604 X is When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!" Submitted: 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch
  10. 95472 X Decided to have an Easter egg hunt this year. The golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. Who said we were too old for Easter?!? Submitted: 03-31-2012 13:56 by Marshall the Great
  11. 126917 X Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow... Submitted: 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms
  12. 54331 X Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps! Submitted: 04-24-2011 10:00 by robs0776
  13. 80943 X wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart... Submitted: 11-26-2011 23:35
  14. 96163 X We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge. Submitted: 04-08-2012 18:23 by Marshall the Great
  15. 95792 X It is a tradition in my family to put a one hundred dollar bill in a plastic Easter egg and hide it along with all the other eggs. I have collected the reward for 15 years in a row, also this is how long I have been designated the "hider." Submitted: 04-04-2012 14:11 by Marshall the Great
  16. 53606 X is You know telling the kids that the Easter bunny is watching just doesn't have the same power as Santa's watching!!! Submitted: 04-16-2011 15:28
  17. 95930 X Dear Easter Bunny, no chocolate this year..... just bring me gas!! (not the kind that the boiled eggs give you either) Submitted: 04-06-2012 09:21 by sully
  18. 54105 X is If you happen to see a bunny laying brown eggs, do not eat them. ITS NOT CHOCOLATE!!!! HAPPY EASTER!!!! Submitted: 04-21-2011 21:07 by Average JOE
  19. 73519 X My parents accused me of being a liar. So I looked them straight in the eye and said "Tooth Fairy, Santa Clause, Easter Bunny." And walked away like a boss Submitted: 10-03-2011 20:10 by @kraziedavid909
  20. 54402 X says I JUST WON MY EASTER EGG HUNT!!! Those 8 year olds didnt stand a chance to my pushing and sprinting. It was kinda like taking candy from a baby! Submitted: 04-24-2011 22:11 by Kevin Packard
  21. 96042 X This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever... Submitted: 04-07-2012 12:43 by Timber
  22. 96169 X I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight. Submitted: 04-08-2012 18:58 by Marshall the Great
  23. 54321 X says They tell us not to put all our eggs in one basket, then Easter comes and they only give us one basket! Submitted: 04-24-2011 07:58 by Dawn
  24. 17259 X thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken. Submitted: 03-19-2010 02:18
  25. 96046 X says Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information! Submitted: 04-07-2012 14:34 by Czovczov
  26. 54287 X is Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny, seemed to like the rich families more. Who liked the poor families more? the Stork. Submitted: 04-23-2011 23:56 by BEGO
  27. 18544 X is looking for a cute little bunny with a nice set of eggs Submitted: 04-03-2010 13:27
  28. 96297 X The Day-After-Easter Candy Sale at Walmart looked more like a fight-to-the-death battle royal between pajama-wearing homeless people. Submitted: 04-09-2012 22:07 by Marshall the Great
  29. 41411 X is Happy easter and have a fantastic1982 from all at the alzheimers society ! See you next week at the bonfire and dont forget your swimsuit! X. Submitted: 12-31-2010 17:20 by XBbios
  30. 129469 X says Well it appears coming soon to a store near you...The Morning After Pill. Marketed in fun filled colors and your favorite cartoon characters. You can choose from flintstone, gummy bear, buggs bunny, or any of your favorite Disney characters... Submitted: 05-01-2013 11:08 by Jerry Carter
  31. 54136 X Easter chocolate tastes so much better than normal chocolate... Submitted: 04-22-2011 06:49 by Bill
  32. 127283 X says I'm not big into Easter traditions, but I'm pretty sure drunkenly searching for an Egg McMuffin at this hour counts as Easter egg hunting. Submitted: 03-31-2013 08:29
  33. 54375 X is silly rabbit Easter is for Jesus. Submitted: 04-24-2011 15:09
  34. 96007 X is For Easter I'm gonna get really drunk and hide a whole bunch of eggs, wake up sober and have an Easter egg hunt with myself! Submitted: 04-06-2012 22:41 by BEGO
  35. 96095 X Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to. Submitted: 04-08-2012 07:18
  36. 96068 X is The 2012 Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt has been cancelled....... The 2011 hunt is still going on.... Submitted: 04-07-2012 20:57 by JohnnyPasta
  37. 54327 X Happy Easter Yolks! Submitted: 04-24-2011 09:20
  38. 10938 X is contemplating doing a combination of christmas and easter, wrap the gifts, then hide them all over the house, voila...Christer!!! Submitted: 12-15-2009 17:40 by ANGELA
  39. 96397 X is Tim Tebow's Easter sermon ended abruptly when he was replaced by Peyton Manning halfway through it. Submitted: 04-10-2012 20:53 by Texas Red
  40. 54259 X Note to the Easter Bunny: You're not fooling anyone with that fake grass in the basket. Submitted: 04-23-2011 10:20
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