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   messageicon My kid just found an Easter egg in the back yard, if you want to know how often I do yard work.
←Rate | 04-30-2018 15:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I turned out ok for a kid raised in large part by Bugs Bunny.
←Rate | 04-09-2018 15:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Well Easter is almost over, just saw Walmart employees putting up Christmas Decorations......
←Rate | 04-16-2017 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon watched a bunny hop past me and into bushes and thought "What if I'm supposed to follow it?"
←Rate | 10-31-2011 22:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 20:22 by boomtastic Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?..............Neither did I. I was just asking.
←Rate | 02-15-2010 05:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I watch so much of the Investigation Discovery channel, I can kill you and make it look like the Easter Bunny did it.
←Rate | 04-30-2011 16:54 by stupidsidetounge Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you're parents accuse you of lying to them, just look them in the eye and say; SANTA CLAUSE! EASTER BUNNY! TOOTH FAIRY!"
←Rate | 05-11-2011 23:31 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Easter to all of my Chicks and Peeps!
←Rate | 04-24-2011 10:00 by robs0776 Comments (0)  


   messageicon What did the Easter Egg say to the boiling water?... It's gonna take a while to get me hard. I just got laid by some chick.
←Rate | 04-24-2011 17:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wow... I think easter is a few weeks away... calm down walmart...
←Rate | 11-26-2011 23:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Most popular words spoken by a Pastor today..."Wow ...I haven't seen you since last Easter "
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:25 by Steve OH Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is a tradition in my family to put a one hundred dollar bill in a plastic Easter egg and hide it along with all the other eggs. I have collected the reward for 15 years in a row, also this is how long I have been designated the "hider."
←Rate | 04-04-2012 14:11 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon We have the laziest Easter Bunny here....He didn't bother cooking or coloring the eggs and he hid them all in my fridge.
←Rate | 04-08-2012 18:23 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Easter candy on sale. Welcome back 10 pounds.
←Rate | 04-23-2014 12:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today In the Facebook Stock Market, 'Happy Easter' status updates are up 200%, 'Stupid Group Invitations' are up 50%, 'Friendship Bonding' plummets and 'Exaggerations' are down 3.40 pts on the Nasdaq.
←Rate | 04-04-2010 17:28 by Danmanz Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
←Rate | 03-25-2013 19:05 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Decided to have an Easter egg hunt this year. The golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. Who said we were too old for Easter?!?
←Rate | 03-31-2012 13:56 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shouln't the Monday after Easter Sunday be known as Egg Salad Monday?
←Rate | 04-24-2011 14:35 by IanR Comments (0)  


   messageicon There’s no such thing as a non-terrifying Easter bunny costume.
←Rate | 04-03-2017 00:13 by Zinc Comments (0)  


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