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   messageicon my neighbors put their Christmas decorations up early, so I put my Easter stuff out just to one-up them.
←Rate | 11-11-2010 20:22 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Interesting piece of history: In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
←Rate | 09-27-2010 21:59 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon BP HAS STOPPED THE LEAK!! Apparently they put a huge wedding ring over it and it just stopped putting out.
←Rate | 06-10-2010 08:33 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon a toast to Levi Strauss, who died today in 1902 - "Thanks for making my ass look good all these years!"
←Rate | 09-26-2010 09:46 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Donald Trump says he's only taking $1.00 a year as President. We could have had Hillary for $.77
←Rate | 11-17-2016 00:50 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon The less you have, the more you value it.
←Rate | 10-28-2011 22:48 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon 69 is the kamikaze of oral sex .. If I'm going down you're coming with me.
←Rate | 04-28-2013 21:24 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
←Rate | 07-28-2011 07:56 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Great! My Mayan doctor just said I have less than a year to live ..
←Rate | 01-11-2011 11:21 by boomtastic Comments (3)  

   messageicon Four more years?! I'm praying the Mayans were right now, so it'll only be four more weeks!!
←Rate | 11-07-2012 01:05 by boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 20:20 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  

   messageicon Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
←Rate | 07-02-2011 16:36 by Boomtastic Comments (0)  


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