Funny Status Message #17259

X thinks the only reason the Easter bunny hides his eggs is cause he doesn't want anyone to know he screwed a chicken.
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# 96054 When is it a good time to mention the Easter holiday tradition of eggs and bunny rabbits are pagan fertility symbols and the words Easter, Easter Bunny, or Easter Egg appear nowhere in the Bible? Not this weekend then?.....
# 96059 Why does the Easter Bunny hide it's eggs?...Cuz it doesn't want anyone to know it's having sex with a chicken.
# 96095 Fried rabbit and eggs on this Easter morning...sorry if this was the last house the Easter bunny made it to.

←Rate | 03-19-2010 02:18 | Tags: Approved

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