Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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I identify as Non-Bidenary.
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07-26-2024 16:24
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There are scams all over the internet! Send me just $19.95 and I'll show you how to avoid them!
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It's kinda weird realizing that we are the last generation on this earth to know what life was like before social media.
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The difference between superman and I. Superman has super vision ,I require supervision!
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07-23-2024 19:45
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Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone driving faster is a maniac?
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I miss the good old days when you could actually have an opinion without offending someone.
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Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives.
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What a lucky week! First I win the lottery, and then some relatives I'd lost contact with got in touch.
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Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the one on the menu.
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The left can’t aim right.
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07-19-2024 07:31 by Schiz
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