Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
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03-17-2024 08:27 by GG
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I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
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03-17-2024 02:52
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2nd birthday, fun, energetic
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03-16-2024 14:22 by Krishiv
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If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
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03-14-2024 18:58
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Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
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03-14-2024 15:11
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Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
Good Day @everyone. our College Orientation & Research Symposium will be re schedule
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03-14-2024 00:49
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How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.
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03-11-2024 16:26 by MWC
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