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Happy MILK day...!
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01-18-2021 09:09 by
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Move heathen! Get out of my way! Move heathen! Get out of my way! - me driving down the highway in the morning
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01-18-2021 06:50 by
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today I'll be celebrating MLK day...I'm going to sleep in late & have a dream
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01-18-2021 04:57 by
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The IRS started the post ya kids challenge so they can verify y’all dependents 🥴‼️
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01-16-2021 17:34
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I parked in front of gym today & ate lunch #Babysteps
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01-16-2021 13:59
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Whenever I email a girl I like with my old flip phone I always make sure to finish it off by writing "Sent by IPhone 5G Mobile Device" so she thinks I'm hip.
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01-16-2021 11:41 by
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As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
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01-15-2021 12:51
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How is Peter Parker selling pictures of himself dressed as Spider-Man any different from onlyfans
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01-15-2021 12:49
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I took out $15,000 of student loans and since I graduate last May I repaid $2,000 and now I am so glad to share that I only have $15,633 left to pay
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01-15-2021 12:48
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an hour on the treadmill is not so bad if you don’t turn it on.
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01-15-2021 12:23
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Chicken Parmesan is just regular Parmesan that’s too afraid to ask her if she wants to dance
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01-15-2021 12:23
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why do marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what the powerpuff girls did in 11 minutes
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01-15-2021 08:08
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My son is on guitar, my daughters are on drums and harmonica, and I’m on my second ibuprofen.
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01-15-2021 08:08
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Why buy the cow when you can get milk from almonds?
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01-15-2021 08:07
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A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot day. Full of eggs and appealing for only a short time.
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01-14-2021 19:42 by
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Can’t believe we gave up hunting and gathering to pay rent.
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01-14-2021 14:48
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Never blame someone for the road you're on.. It's your own asphalt.
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01-14-2021 07:52
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The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
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01-13-2021 13:09 by
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We need to stop looking at our country in terms of right and left, yet instead focus on right and wrong.
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01-12-2021 19:11 by
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Capri sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies
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