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in love with a Highschool English teacher named Tiffany Meyer.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 22:01
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wrot on ur wall, now ur gonna have to repaint it (:
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:40
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Santa..he's pretty lucky..cuz he knows where all the naughty girls are at..that's why he's so jolly you see?
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:28
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if you bet an emo kid 20 bucks that he won't kill himself, you'll either be 20 bucks richer or break even
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:26
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Women burn an average of 27 calories during an orgasm, Faking an orgasm burns 160 calories. I've been helping women lose weight
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:25
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so I slept on a park bench last night..no hobo
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:24
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take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:23
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i named my two goldfish 1 and 2, because if 1 died I still had 2
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:20
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my parents said I could anything I wanted to be when I grew up..so I chose to be an asshole
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:19
X says
After much prayer and months of careful thought, I have decided the next season, season 25 will be the last season of the Oprah Winfrey Show.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 21:17
X
thinks that some days it would be nice to build a life size "Whack-a-Mole" game, and choose 9 lucky people to put in it!
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 19:25
X is
Dumping a box of puppies and kittens off a skyscraper to actually make it rain cats and dogs.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 18:37 by dannyjakubec@myspace.com
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I caught my daughter playing with the power outlet. She gave herself quite a shock. I had to ground her.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 17:43 by Lemonpillow
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There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 17:26 by Lemonpillow
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Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to talk and walk,then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 17:11 by Lemonpillow
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Refuse's to watch anything twilight or new moon, for the same reason he does not eat anything soy, He's afraid what too much estrogen might do to his body.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 15:56 by Pedro
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Refuse's to watch anything twilight or new moon, for the same reason he does not eat anything soy, He's afraid what too much estrogen might do to his body.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 15:55
X is
having a blonde moment>
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 15:51 by Richardson
X says
A box of kittens is more scary then the vampires of Twilight.
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 14:59 by GabrielBelmont
X
remembers when Vampires were Scary, not Sexy...
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Submitted: 11-20-2009 12:42 by Vitamin N
