Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   So long DEI. So long fruit pickers. Thank you, 47.

   Some days I feel like I'm surrounded by idiots. Other days I realize it's not just some days.

   Drama Drama.

   The reason why I talk in my sleep is because my wife doesn't give me a chance when I'm awake.

   The Inauguration attendees look they just got back from a Sunday morning Presbyterian Church service.

   I let a lot of stuff slide cause prison don't serve the food I like.

   Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.

   Trump’s use of executive order to reinstate TikTok is nothing less than an abuse of power. Executive orders should be used judiciously.

   It's every man's desire to have their butt kicked by a woman. I am living proof of that.

   When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work, I am no longer young.