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   Just because you are vaccinated doesn’t mean you can now wear Axe Body Spray.

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   The check engine light came on inside my oven.

   Youth Soccer: $75 to watch your kid pick dandelions.

   I bought way too much food when the pandemic began and now my tater tots are tater tweens.

   I was thinking about blocking the Suez canal but that ship has sailed

   Starting to think my job only wants me for my labor

   If any Disney execs are reading this, call me. I’ve got an idea for another Star Wars spin off. It’s called Paul Darth, Maul Cop.

   fully vaccinated and about to show the geese in this parking lot who’s boss

   What did I learn today? Never use a dentist with a huge inflatable molar on his roof.

   If your pee smells like burnt toast it’s time to get some new pee.

   Filipinos: The Mexicans of the Asian Race

   Don't let the past create the

   Why doesn't the news talk about the thousands of illegals this president is letting cross the border.?

   Why does Matt Gaetz hate rush hour on the highway? Because he prefers minor traffic.

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