Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Home of the free because of the brave, since 1776.
←Rate | 07-04-2022 03:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite color is freedom, so light up the sky like it’s the 4th of July.
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   messageicon If it involves fireworks, BBQ, and freedom, count me in. Have a Yankee Doodle day.
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   messageicon Remember kids, don't play with fireworks. Have the adults who have been drinking all day set them off. Happy 4th of July!
←Rate | 07-04-2022 02:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When someone gets loud with you and you’re considering unleashing every single one of your inner demons.
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   messageicon When you give tourists wrong directions as a prank and then see them a week later on television gone missing.
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   messageicon Listening to your friend talk about how she’s working it out with her boyfriend after you already blocked him, keyed his car and took his cat to the pound.
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   messageicon When she’s using her man’s phone to check the weather and wind blows her into his inbox.
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   messageicon I’m kind of glad dinosaurs are extinct. Pretty sure I’d try to keep one as a pet.
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   messageicon I could really go for a pinata right about now. I’d love to beat the crap out of something and then have some candy.
←Rate | 07-04-2022 02:56 Comments (0)  



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