Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Figured out why woman love serial killer documentaries so much. They’re about men who are dedicated, they have a plan, and are full of surprises.
←Rate | 01-24-2022 04:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did you know Adam & Eve had the 1st computer? ...it was an Apple with 1 byte
←Rate | 01-23-2022 17:40 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies... As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
←Rate | 01-23-2022 09:07 by 154 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Minorites "we have issues we need help with" Corporations "ok, we hear you, you want diverse MnMs
←Rate | 01-22-2022 19:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do eggs come in a flimsy styrofoam containers but batteries come in a heavy plastic case you need a chainsaw to open?
←Rate | 01-22-2022 16:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I'm bored I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
←Rate | 01-22-2022 10:47 by Fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to confession. Things in my life have gotten way out of hand and I mean WAY out. For penance, the priest gave me 10 Hail Marys, 10 Act of Contritions, 10 Our Fathers and a Do It Yourself Crucifixion kit from IKEA.
←Rate | 01-22-2022 10:46 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon your black
←Rate | 01-22-2022 10:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playing Kidnap Simulator
←Rate | 01-21-2022 20:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I always wondered what it was that he wouldn't do for love, and now we know: he wouldn't get vaccinated.
←Rate | 01-21-2022 20:15 Comments (0)  



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