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When I first heard of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians' I initially thought it was supposed to be a Star Trek show about the Klingon rivals...
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04-26-2018 01:17
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Hmmmm.... Is it me or was trump a little to friendly with french president Macro
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04-26-2018 01:05
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This is to the tune of let it be.. O obese..... O obese..... O obese..... O obese..... That's what donald trump is .... O obese.
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04-26-2018 00:19 by
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Most of you believe that this is April. It’s actually the 114th of January.
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04-25-2018 21:13
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The Dems have nothing! If they did, it would have leaked by now! You know what else they don’t have? VOTERS!!
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04-25-2018 19:47
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Having one child makes you a parent. Having two a referee
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04-25-2018 16:18 by
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Sarah Ugly-bee Sanders is only 35-years old. Are you kidding me? She looks like she took her first drivers test on a dinosaur.
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04-25-2018 15:09
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If it was Sunday, without a shred of reasonable doubt, and Donald Trump told me it was Saturday, I'd believe it was Saturday just like that.
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04-25-2018 13:17 by
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If it was Sunday, and Donald Trump told me it was Sunday, I'd still check the calendar.
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04-25-2018 05:56
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Self employed = prostitute, drug dealer
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04-25-2018 04:56
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Another woman cause me to leave my wife. It was her mother.
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04-24-2018 19:38 by
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My wife says I only have two faults. #1. I don't pay enough attention to her. #2. And something else.
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04-24-2018 19:04 by
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I think the toothbrush was invented in England. If it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush.
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04-24-2018 18:59 by
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My wife's cooking is so bad, we pray after the meal.
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04-24-2018 18:51 by
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Why do ugly strippers charge as much as the pretty ones?
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04-24-2018 18:46
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Guys we're having "Little Seizures" tonight!
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04-24-2018 11:04
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Just purchased the Barbie doll Collector's Edition. Comes complete with a pre-nup and all of Ken's stuff!
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04-23-2018 19:07
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A lot of southern states are celebrating Confederate Memorial day today(4/23) even though the official date is April 26. Confederate Memorial Day is a legal holiday observe in the southern states.
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04-23-2018 15:58
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One person forgetting to take their medication can really liven up a mundane day at the office.
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04-23-2018 13:33
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Never judge a clown until you've walked a mile in his shoes!
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