Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon The Tick Tock clock is ticking.
←Rate | 03-17-2024 08:27 by GG Comments (0)  


   messageicon I worked out with a dumbell yesterday I FEEL VIGOROUS
←Rate | 03-17-2024 02:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 2nd birthday, fun, energetic
←Rate | 03-16-2024 14:22 by Krishiv Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you take a social media sabbatical, don't announce it. Just make your last post something fun like "I wonder if there's a bear in this cave?"
←Rate | 03-16-2024 07:13 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got home from Oklahoma. It was OK.
←Rate | 03-14-2024 18:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Customer service in 2024: "I don't know the answer and neither does anybody else. I suggest that you call back another time. Now before I let you go, is there anything else I can help you with?"
←Rate | 03-14-2024 15:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Marriage tip: If your wife says she's only getting two things at the store, don't believe her. She's lying!
←Rate | 03-14-2024 10:33 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good Day @everyone. our College Orientation & Research Symposium will be re schedule
←Rate | 03-14-2024 00:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house.
←Rate | 03-13-2024 09:57 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I got into a debate with a Flat Earther today . He said he would walk to the edge to prove he's right.... I told him he'd come around eventually.
←Rate | 03-11-2024 16:26 by MWC Comments (0)  



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