Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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   messageicon Wondering why I have a belly button, but not being able to imagine life without one
←Rate | 09-25-2021 23:47 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. Others drink Beer so the world circles around them.
←Rate | 09-25-2021 22:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Take note... the people who unabashedly support Drumpf can't spell, can't form a coherent sentence and have no idea how to interpret facts and statistics.
←Rate | 09-25-2021 11:41 by Tacit-Coda Comments (0)  

   messageicon Think I'll get a third shot. And no I'm not in a bar.
←Rate | 09-25-2021 10:15 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trumpers are delusional
←Rate | 09-24-2021 21:19 by McCarthyMiller Comments (0)  

   messageicon I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake up call. She told me "Trump lost, Joe Biden is now your president".
←Rate | 09-24-2021 16:04 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Man, you so stupid calling you Forrest Gump is an insult to Forrest Gump. You more like a State Park Gump
←Rate | 09-24-2021 14:58 by IH8TRUMP Comments (0)  

   messageicon Now that summer's over, I'd like to suggest to the ladies (and guys from Canada) that next year, unless you have a rear end made of perfectly sculpted stone, don't wear a thong.
←Rate | 09-24-2021 11:52 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon COVID is going to be an excuse for horrible restaurant service for years to come.
←Rate | 09-24-2021 09:48 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said “I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle”
←Rate | 09-23-2021 14:52 Comments (0)  


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