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X I can't wait 'til I'm rich enough to throw things away that accidentally fall in the toilet. Submitted: 04-15-2011 15:16 by Marshall the Great
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X says Be nice to people on your way up so they won't get suspicious when you're rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport Submitted: 01-10-2014 05:35 by Huck
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X to do list: 1. win powerball 2. delete Facebook account Submitted: 11-28-2012 14:14
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X If I ever become rich and famous, I won't forget my friends. They will be a fond and nostalgic memory. Submitted: 12-03-2011 18:43 by Aaron
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X says I want you all to know, if I win the Powerball tonight.... I'm still going to show up to Facebook tomorrow. Submitted: 05-15-2013 18:11 by sully
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X is I wanna be rich enough to have 11 little people who run out of my closet every morning dressed as a nascar pit crew to make my bed really fast. Submitted: 03-22-2013 21:19 by BEGO
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X If I win the lottery, all of my neighbors are going to be rich!!! I'm going to move to a rich neighborhood! Submitted: 03-30-2012 16:48
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X One day I want to be "Let's Just Take My Helicopter" rich. Submitted: 01-23-2011 15:23 by Marshall the Great
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X I'd like to be so rich that my dog has a dog. Submitted: 08-08-2010 02:22
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X is Scratching off a lotto ticket before you leave the store is a good way of letting people know that your life isn't going according to plan.... Submitted: 04-25-2013 12:08 by JEBI
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X flights booked, lawyer called, cars ordered, mansion picked out.....now I just need my lotto numbers to hit!!! Submitted: 01-04-2011 21:00
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X says Your chances of dying on the way to buying a lotto ticket are greater than your chances of winning. Submitted: 01-29-2012 10:00
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X I want to be rich enough to appreciate ugly art. Submitted: 11-27-2012 09:52 by Marshall the Great
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X says with my luck I would win the lotto then the world would end the day after Submitted: 05-20-2011 08:57
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X If I ever get rich, the first thing I'm going to do is start calling my comforter a duvet... And then maybe I'll learn all the names for lettuce. Submitted: 12-22-2013 18:20 by snotty
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X says if I was rich, I'd do nothing all day from a much nicer couch Submitted: 01-25-2015 06:03 by andrew jackson
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X is To all of you who posted your lotto numbers: I copied them and played them too. If you win, I win. And I get half. Think of it as a pre-emptive divorce. Submitted: 03-30-2012 23:12
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X says I want rich people problems. Like where to park my yacht. Submitted: 04-12-2013 07:50
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X says You do know that you stand a better chance of being attacked by a polar ninja than winning the megamillions Submitted: 03-30-2012 09:55 by flinnie
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X When I'm rich, I'm going to dictate my status updates to my secretary, and my butler will press the share button. Submitted: 06-14-2011 11:42
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X says I don't blame Monday. I blame Saturday for not matching my Powerball numbers :/ Submitted: 08-05-2013 10:35 by PostKing
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X is The biggest family reunions take place on the Powerball winner's front porch. Submitted: 08-12-2010 12:25 by Gr~Apes
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X Remember,,, your odds of winning Powerball are much lower than being hit by a car. Especially if I'm driving and see you in line for a ticket. Submitted: 08-07-2013 13:17 by snotty
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X is Hoping that Steve Harvey isn't the one announcing the winning Powerball numbers tonight! Submitted: 01-09-2016 09:13
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X is How much will the $590 million Powerball winner pay in taxes? The IRS says they won't know until they learn if she's a Republican or a Democrat. Submitted: 06-06-2013 03:04
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X says You know those people that totally screw up their lives when they win the lottery? I would like to be one of those people. Submitted: 03-24-2012 06:26 by flinnie
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X says says, "If you want something in life, you have to work hard for it... Now shut up! They're about to announce the winning lottery numbers!" Submitted: 04-08-2009 06:34
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X If I ever win the lottery, the first thing I'm doing with my winnings is hiring Morgan Freeman to read me bedtime stories. Submitted: 12-01-2010 15:10
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X says If I ever win the lottery, I'd stay the same person I am today. My poor decisions, however, will become gloriously epic. Submitted: 12-11-2013 05:35
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X says If I won the lottery, I don't think I would change much. I'd still be the same asshole, just one in a helicopter. Submitted: 02-12-2015 11:11
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X You post one little joke saying you won the lottery and Facebook finds you 1,347 new possible relatives. Submitted: 07-06-2010 17:25 by Joser
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X When I grow up I'd like to be a "Retired Lottery Winner." Submitted: 08-28-2010 04:57 by MBH
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X I won $20 by not playing the lottery last night! Submitted: 12-18-2013 08:25
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X Missed the winning lottery number only by 6 numbers. Submitted: 11-30-2012 09:37 by MWC
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X You have a better chance of falling out of an airplane, landing on a trampoline, bouncing back up in the sky and getting hit by the same airplane than you do of winning the lottery, yet people continue to plunk down paycheck after paycheck… Submitted: 02-20-2014 15:53
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X The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. Submitted: 03-01-2013 14:35 by Marshall the Great
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X Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me... Submitted: 04-06-2010 02:24 by Joser
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X I wonder if the Lottery is an institution to catch time travelers..? Submitted: 08-28-2015 14:59
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X says I might wake up early and go running but I also might win the lottery the odds are about the same Submitted: 08-20-2014 02:34 by Baddie
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X is No joke, if I win the lottery I'm buying a full tank of gas! Submitted: 07-29-2012 14:57 by StonerDudee
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X is You know things are tough when my retirement plan consist of playing the lottery :( Submitted: 09-29-2010 09:53 by Mark
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Friday September 20, 2019 @ 05:41 PM
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