Happy Hump Day Tweets and Status Messages

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Posted by TJ on Wednesday June 3, 2015 @ 01:38 AM
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[Mood: Happy]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Hump Day. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=hump day.

For those of you that do not know "Hump day" is defined as the following:

Hump Day The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary

66619 X I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet, but only for about 30 seconds. Submitted: 08-08-2011 16:21 by Aaron
72893 X We need to stop calling Wednesday "Hump Day." Anyone with children knows that humping doesn't happen on school nights. Submitted: 09-28-2011 13:25
19971 X is so happy it's finally Hump Day! Oh, and I'm pretty excited it's Wednesday too. Submitted: 04-21-2010 09:45 by christy
19973 X is ...reminds you that today is Administrative Professionals Day and Hump Day, but it is NOT Hump Your Administrative Assistant Day... Submitted: 04-21-2010 11:01 by dfotravels
35825 X will most likely go through yet another hump day without doing what the name implies. :-( Submitted: 11-03-2010 13:04
30672 X is "I have to cut down on my friends so I may have to delete some of you". you mean I don't have to read your 'ugh its Monday' or 'blah blah hump day' or 'tgif' posts anymore? Well, let me make a preemptive strike on that. Submitted: 09-03-2010 18:35 by Bruno
60655 X says Attention jobless people on Facebook....You are no longer allowed to mention "Hump Day", "TGIF" or "Can't wait for the weekend!" or anything else that implies you have to work then have days off to relax. Submitted: 06-15-2011 17:00
109124 X Wednesday... As most of you call it Hump day, I like to call it the 3rd Monday of the week. Submitted: 08-15-2012 08:08
79774 X is "Hump Day" is a crock! I haven't been laid on a Wednesday since 2007! Submitted: 11-16-2011 14:37
137351 X says I liked "Hump Day" a lot more back when it was an fun excuse to have sex instead of now when its just that day of the week when pictures of Miley Cyrus getting banged by a camel fill your status feed. Submitted: 09-18-2013 07:38 by Michael
158586 X says A co-worker told me 'happy hump day' before I finished my first cup of coffee. But its okay, he's dead now so it won't happen again. Submitted: 05-13-2015 08:47
52566 X is Happy Humpday ...........hump like a camel and get down and dirty like frog nuts! Submitted: 04-06-2011 12:55 by rudeDOG
71182 X says its hump day and I wanna be on top Submitted: 09-14-2011 09:20
117535 X is wondering why hump day can't ever be as good as it sounds!! Submitted: 11-21-2012 18:58
157691 X says I didn't hump anything on Hump Day, but I did throw my back out on Throwback Thursday, so I got to be mildly ironic. Submitted: 04-03-2015 00:30
35806 X was very excited until my wife informed me that is NOT why they call it Hump Day. Sure, honey. And I suppose that Cinco de Mayo has nothing to do with mayonnaise? Submitted: 11-03-2010 08:32
59000 X I tripped over the "Hump" in Hump Day and landed face first into Thirsty Thursday. Time to pick myself and my drink up so I can fall into Friday. Submitted: 06-02-2011 10:46 by Momofthewildthings
122356 X Happy Hump Day means zip to the 15% who work weekends, the 30% who do six days a week, 8% unemployed, 10% disabled, 15% on call, and the 20% who are retired. To the 2% that this actually applies to....bl0w me. Submitted: 01-23-2013 10:27 by Mickey
133457 X says Every day is "hump day" to my neighbor's dog....get off of my leg you mangy mutt! Submitted: 07-10-2013 10:40 by m
41820 X Successful 8-hour sleep diet. Woke up and rewarded willpower with gravy biscuits and sweet tea. HAPPY HUMP DAY, Y'ALL! Submitted: 01-05-2011 09:39
118976 X Happy Hump Day this. It's too far in to see the weekend from either direction. Submitted: 12-12-2012 10:37 by Boo Hiss!
157237 X says Happy dry hump Wednesday for you singles out there. . . Submitted: 03-11-2015 19:45 by JAB
38547 X says its Wednesday...How about a mercy hump? Submitted: 12-01-2010 14:54
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