Top Valentine's Day Status Messages
Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
  1. 46193 X Really struggling on what to get my girlfriend for Valentines Day. I mean, I'd hate to get her the same thing as her Husband does. That would be embarassing. Submitted: 02-13-2011 18:00 by Nunthewizr
  2. 123824 X I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day. Submitted: 02-11-2013 23:11 by Buddy
  3. 90632 X You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up Submitted: 02-14-2012 22:59 by @specialed40
  4. 89617 X I saved a bunch of money on Valentines Day by switching to single. Submitted: 02-08-2012 04:52 by Sky
  5. 90610 X says Celebrate Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward Submitted: 02-14-2012 16:14 by chris
  6. 90400 X Dusting off the old VHS sex tape my wife and I made. We watch it every Valentines and cry. Submitted: 02-13-2012 11:03
  7. 14950 X Ah Valentines.. the day where couples are getttin it on, singles have one night stands, and others hit up the local bar and drink it up Submitted: 02-14-2010 11:07 by crazyfox
  8. 14208 X I don't know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day. When I think of romance,the last thing I think of is a short,chubby child coming at me with a weapon. Submitted: 02-03-2010 19:00 by Lemonpillow
  9. 90504 X Ladies that don't know what to get your man for valentines day, I have your answer...Forget the cutesy stuff!!! Get alcohol, feed him Red Meat and have sex with him wearing red and pink. Trust me I'm a guy... Submitted: 02-13-2012 22:19 by Matt McCord
  10. 90469 X How about a holiday all about awkwardness and failed expectations? – pitch for Valentines Day Submitted: 02-13-2012 19:14
  11. 45220 X says Valentines advance: If she goes to the party, watches the entire Super Bowl and has a good time with you then she is valentine material. Submitted: 02-04-2011 09:19
  12. 90594 X says I think I owe my right hand a Valentines Day card! Submitted: 02-14-2012 13:49 by David
  13. 44835 X is having an anti-valentines day party Submitted: 02-01-2011 16:22 by chickmagnet101
  14. 90584 X says I think I owe my vibrator a Valentines Day card. Submitted: 02-14-2012 12:03
  15. 45040 X says My Valentines Date was arrested for biting her self and pushing her self down a flight of stairs... :( I need a replacement. : Submitted: 02-03-2011 05:27 by @McIsaac360
  16. 123604 X says FYI - Valentines Day is only 5 days away... It's not too late to break up. Submitted: 02-09-2013 09:15 by sully
  17. 89629 X is It does't matter if you're a man or woman: if you haven't got a date for Valentines Day, either way, you'll end up with a box of tissues!!! Submitted: 02-08-2012 10:32
  18. 122033 X I've stocked up on extra batteries for valentines day. Submitted: 01-18-2013 14:20 by @topherjordan
  19. 90583 X is flagging your girlfriend offside when she leaves the kitchen. a typical valentines day procedure. Submitted: 02-14-2012 11:57
  20. 46191 X is a valentines day nonbeliever!!! Submitted: 02-13-2011 17:43 by Chicka who thinks vday is pointless
  21. 87978 X says For guys, Valentines day is yet another lets-give-it-a-shot-at-having-sex-with-her day. Submitted: 01-24-2012 00:43 by @PunTastik
  22. 89510 X says Shout out to all the females that are gonna be on their period on Valentines Day. Submitted: 02-07-2012 02:05
  23. 60435 X Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentines Day with explosives. Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:53
  24. 90084 X says Valentines Day is next week! Or Tuesday, as I refer to it. Submitted: 02-10-2012 18:38
  25. 90454 X so its valentines day.. does that mean I am suppose to have a heart on? Submitted: 02-13-2012 17:15 by jacksje4
  26. 89535 X is Valentines advance: If she went to the party, watched the entire Super Bowl and has a good time with you, then washed the dishes, cleaned up home, did laundry, washed your car and cooked the dinner… then she is definitely a Valentine material! Submitted: 02-07-2012 10:25
  27. 50727 X Moms have "mothers day" Dads have "Fathers day" Lovers have "Valentines day" what do single men have?...Palm Sunday Submitted: 03-23-2011 10:53 by SlowMotionNinja
  28. 90508 X is Valentines Day is almost here! I still can't find my handcuffs and whip!! Submitted: 02-13-2012 22:24 by BEGO
  29. 85524 X The awkard moment when you realize Valentines day is approaching fast and the only one who loves you is your pet.. Submitted: 01-03-2012 03:53 by g0re

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