Happy Friday... funny status messages or tweets related to Friday

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Posted by TJ on Friday August 7, 2015 @ 04:47 PM
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Friday. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Friday.

126712 X says Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible. Submitted: 03-22-2013 11:22
27954 X In addition to Casual Friday, I propose the following: Punch A Coworker Monday, No Pants Tuesday, Drunk At Work Wednesday, and Call In Sick Thursday. Submitted: 07-30-2010 15:00
113179 X is Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking friday. Submitted: 10-04-2012 07:19
134918 X says My boss yelled at me yesterday "It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!" I said, "Probably that it's Friday?"… Submitted: 08-03-2013 20:28 by Steve OH
54246 X is Came home Friday with flowers for the missus. When I handed them to her she replied, "Great. Now I have to spend all weekend on my back with my legs in the air." Obviously confused I asked, "Why? Don't we have any vases? Submitted: 04-23-2011 08:00
53372 X : Forecast for the weekend - On Friday, mild alcoholism with a 70% chance of poor decisions and impaired judgement close to midnight on Saturday. Increasing chance of regret and hangover for Sunday. Submitted: 04-13-2011 22:40 by Elbow
126703 X says Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week. Submitted: 03-22-2013 08:58
119546 X says ''Live this friday like it was your last.'' - The Mayans Submitted: 12-19-2012 01:23
108697 X Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Samuel Adams and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride. Submitted: 08-10-2012 08:25
123433 X says Bank called asking if my credit card had been stolen. They were concerned because it hadn't been used at the liquor store since Friday. Submitted: 02-07-2013 08:15
16296 X Friday is like a bra... You did your job all week, now it's time to take it off!... anyone need a hand?? Submitted: 03-05-2010 20:18 by jemava
93975 X says Well, it's easy to tell I'm married. It's Friday night and I'm at home updating my facebook status... Submitted: 03-16-2012 21:08 by onecuwldood
131235 X It's Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver. Submitted: 05-31-2013 19:50 by Cory
72961 X dear Friday, I'm ready.. Submitted: 09-29-2011 02:26 by gee
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