Funny facebook messages about shark week
Posted by TJ on Friday August 9, 2013 @ 03:33 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]

In honor of shark week below is a list of the funniest Facebook status messages regarding sharks. Shark week began August 4th and is currently running on the Discovery channel.
  1. 8107 X is ___________________/_____________�/_______'' Help Shark'' Submitted: 10-20-2009 15:06
  2. 9472 X has got to live every week like it's shark week. Submitted: 11-16-2009 23:31 by Jake M.
  3. 18557 X I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. Submitted: 04-03-2010 14:20 Submitted: 05-14-2010 15:53
  4. 28264 X says Wonders why are there so many whales on shark week this year. Opppss, never mind. I was watching "The View" Submitted: 08-04-2010 00:30
  5. 28375 X Washing my face, eyes are closed and the cat rubs against my legs. First thought: "SHARK!!!" Second thought: "No more Discovery Channel before bed!" Submitted: 08-05-2010 12:01
  6. 28677 X says it's really awkward when you invite your neighbors to your Shark Week party, and then you realize that your neighbors are tuna, and they probably don't observe Shark Week. Submitted: 08-10-2010 09:56 by CS
  7. 28699 X Shark Week is over, but I'm not taking down my decorations Submitted: 08-10-2010 19:31 by jdpower
  8. 28729 X statistically, you're twice as likely to be killed by a tipped vending machine than by a shark attack. which makes me wonder why there isn't a "vending machine week" Submitted: 08-11-2010 08:23
  9. 31962 X You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the guy next to you. Submitted: 09-20-2010 22:31
  10. 47378 X Never take a boat ride in shark-infested waters with a stranger who calls you Chum. Submitted: 02-24-2011 11:21
  11. 57163 X is If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach. Submitted: 05-17-2011 10:52 by brandie
  12. 63837 X Everytime I see a guy with a shark teeth necklace I think..."There goes the world's most bad ass toothfairy" Submitted: 07-11-2011 15:20 by @trav_is_lindsay
  13. 65936 X Just so you know, if I were in shark infested water I would be ALL the way on the boat before removing my regulator and talking to the camera. Submitted: 07-31-2011 23:41 by Goodeolboy
  14. 65998 X It seems what America should really be having is loan shark week. Submitted: 08-01-2011 14:21
  15. 66004 X Shark Week. I'd rather watch Loan Shark Week. That would be interesting to watch, and probably just as badass. Submitted: 08-01-2011 15:22
  16. 66051 X says ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Shark Week Submitted: 08-02-2011 00:31 by JaxWylde
  17. 66053 X says Why don't they air "Shark week" in the winter when we all don't care about swimming? Submitted: 08-02-2011 00:38
  18. 66314 X says Shark Week Thought: Guy who takes his wife/girlfriend to the ocean/beach when it's that time of the month has a hidden agenda. Submitted: 08-04-2011 23:25
  19. 66570 X is Fell out of the boat today after watching shark week........ I swam like a two legged deer Submitted: 08-08-2011 00:54
  20. 66596 X Watched way too much Shark week episodes last week. I fell off a pool float yesterday in the pool and started panicking..... Submitted: 08-08-2011 12:01 by Rick H.
  21. 68731 X If you survived a shark attack, nice job, @#!*% . You just missed out on the coolest way to die. Submitted: 08-26-2011 07:31
View all Funny Status Messages

Post a Comment:
Security Code Security Code:
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours.