Funny status messages about fireworks and 4th of July
Posted by TJ on Thursday July 4, 2013 @ 03:22 AM
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Here are some of best Funny Status messages about fireworks, independence day, and fourth of July. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
  1. 132704 X is Happy National hear fireworks all day and night set off by Drunk People you wouldn't trust with a Glo-Stick Day!!! Submitted: 07-04-2012 14:35 by Abraham Lincoln
  2. 88248 X is I'm going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn't enough Submitted: 02-08-2012 15:25 by SEAN
  3. 105334 X is There's nothing like celebrating America's independence by spending hundreds of dollars on Chinese fireworks. Submitted: 07-04-2012 22:47 by BEGO
  4. 61528 X I saw a sign on the door of a Wal-Mart that said “It is illegal to set off fireworks inside the building.” I really wish I had been there on the day they decided it was necessary to post that. Submitted: 06-23-2011 14:48 by J. BIAZA
  5. 103830 X says I thought it was corn not rain that is supposed to be knee high by the 4th of July? Submitted: 07-03-2013 20:39 by fritzlen
  6. 57233 X Getting some cans of gas to make this years homemade fireworks show more entertaining. Submitted: 07-03-2011 11:16 by ff1241
  7. 105280 X It took 100 years for Congress to make the 4th of July an official holiday. (The same amount of time it takes them to do anything now!) Submitted: 07-04-2012 13:51 by @SSRadioDJs
  8. 105392 X Never look for leftover fireworks in your car with a lighter. Good news is I now have a sunroof. Submitted: 07-05-2012 18:54 by K-Mac
  9. 108072 X Thanks ABC News, if it wasn't for your extensive news coverage, I wouldn't have known that it gets hot outside in the middle of July. Submitted: 07-08-2012 13:10 by HiYourJon
  10. 25877 X says Today marks a historic date of our country. Happy 4th of July to everyone. The day Will Smith saved us from Aliens. Submitted: 07-04-2010 17:58 by Adrian
  11. 90545 X is Just to be different, I'm going to cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives. Submitted: 02-14-2012 08:35 by Barney Stinson
  12. 105275 X says Ahhh, the 4th of July. The day where trips to hospital start with the words "Hold my beer and watch this!" Submitted: 07-04-2012 12:49
  13. 105318 X says “I usually don't have a burger, a brat, and a steak but… it is 4th of July and I need the energy if I'm gonna start blowin crap up. It's what the founding fathers would want. Submitted: 07-04-2012 19:47
  14. 14121 X has bubblewrap under his bedsheets, so during the "Heat of Passion" it sounds like FIREWORKS going off! Submitted: 02-02-2010 22:51 by Tommy
  15. 46328 X says Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentine's Day with explosives. Submitted: 02-14-2011 12:49 by abbybaby34
  16. 62920 X is ‎7,000 people were treated in emergency rooms for injuries sustained from fireworks. Don't be a statistic, let your friend light the fuse ;) Happy 4th of July!! Submitted: 07-04-2011 12:49
  17. 23537 <X says today is an EPIC DAY: At the end of "Back to the Future", Doc sets the Delorian to go 25 years into the future. That date is today... July 5th, 2010. Submitted: 07-05-2010 21:00
  18. 25726 X is Have you guys ever noticed the months July, August, September, October and November spell out the name JASON???? Have I discovered something kinda like the Da Vinci Code??! Submitted: 07-02-2010 09:40 by Gr`apes
  19. 105079 X I'm not trying to sound racist, but all fireworks look alike. Submitted: 07-03-2012 02:13 by SuthernFukr
  20. 55952 X Oops....Apparently throwing fireworks at people in McDonald's parking lot & yelling Happy Cinco De Mayo is frowned upon : ( Submitted: 05-05-2011 09:45 by Bill
  21. 105242 X I have a feeling Thursday the 5th of July is not going to be a very produtive day at work. Submitted: 07-04-2012 07:33 by K-Mac
  22. 80730 X ‎4th. of July celebrations should be cancelled due to the lack of any real Independence... Submitted: 06-28-2012 17:10
  23. 22362 X If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July. Submitted: 11-01-2011 10:01 by SuthernFukr
  24. 26166 X says Fireworks Safety: Do not set off fireworks near children, pets, or the Gulf of Mexico. Submitted: 07-08-2010 00:19
  25. 62894 X If you have never shot bottle rockets from a beer bottle at your drunk friends on the 4th of July then you are not enjoying your freedom to the fullest. Submitted: 07-04-2011 10:18 by Marshall the Great
  26. 25875 X is can't wait to see who's all going to be single on my facebook after the 4th of July!" Submitted: 07-04-2010 17:23 by Dylan Bosch
  27. 61344 X is Our relationship was like the Fourth of July. It started with fireworks but was over by the end of the night. Submitted: 06-21-2011 22:21 by BEGO
  28. 60435 X Just to be different, I cry about being single on the 4th of July, and celebrate Valentines Day with explosives. Submitted: 06-14-2011 10:53
  29. 20682 X My childhood self would be surprised I'm not playing with knives and fireworks, just because I can Submitted: 04-29-2010 16:51 by Joser
  30. 102007 X is Hey, dude who's still lighting fireworks at midnight, nobody would notice a couple of gunshots right now. Submitted: 06-04-2012 20:34
  31. 99012 X says I'll celebrate Cinco de Mayo when Mexico celebrates the Fourth of July! Submitted: 05-04-2012 12:01 by Patriot X is Happy Independence Day! And make sure you stick a feather in your hat and call it macaroni! Because that makes total sense!!! Submitted: 07-04-2012 12:58
  32. 117755 X says Every day is independence day when you are single!
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