Funny messages related to football and the superbowl

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Posted by TJ on Friday February 5, 2016 @ 03:45 PM
[Tags: humor, status, toplist]

It is almost Superbowl Sunday so we compiled the favorite funny status message related to football the the superbowl below:

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44567 X Men in 20's play football, men in 30's play cricket and men in their 40's play Golf. Have you noticed the older the men the smaller the balls? Submitted: 01-31-2011 11:05
31325 X If I could pick winning football teams half as well as I pick the stupidest, slowest cashier in Walmart, I could afford to shop elsewhere. Submitted: 09-13-2010 16:30
31543 X A girl wearing a pink jersey is not a fan of football. She's just trying to bang someone who is. Submitted: 09-15-2010 19:46
110961 X On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker. Submitted: 09-09-2012 14:57 by Marshall the Great
45453 X Superbowl: the only time in a year that you tell people to be quiet because a commercial is on. Submitted: 02-06-2011 18:44 by @AaronHerman4
89417 X is It's pretty sad when the highlight of a three hour football game is out staged by a red m&m." Submitted: 02-05-2012 22:40 by Dylan Bosch
87824 X is A lot can happen in 2mins during football.. Like 47 useless commericals..For instance.. Submitted: 01-22-2012 18:03 by @Seanathon77
123123 X Tony Romo tried to throw a Superbowl party but it was intercepted Submitted: 02-03-2013 17:10 by Uncle Bubba
46316 X says What makes the Superbowl half time show better than the Grammys? The Superbowl half-time show is only 1/2 hour. Submitted: 02-14-2011 11:52 by abbybaby34
119150 X Why do men like football? Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security. Submitted: 12-14-2012 10:58
45413 X is superbowl-- the only time I actually look forward to watchin commericals.. . Submitted: 02-06-2011 09:40
16097 X thinks that marriage should be like football; you must show up fully committed and prepared and score every opportunity you get! Submitted: 03-03-2010 02:17 by QueenBee404
146250 X says I live by my father's motto: "Life is a football game. Try to fall asleep in the first quarter and complain if anyone shuts off the TV." Submitted: 03-01-2014 09:57 by andrew jackson
143404 X says I hope your favorite football team wins so that it changes your life in no way whatsoever. Submitted: 01-09-2014 00:46 by Czovczov
161566 X says Hey girls,the best time to give a blowjob is when there's a football game on TV. It sounds like 50,000 people are cheering for you. Submitted: 10-12-2015 00:57 by Czovczov
11270 X the next time someone says nothing is impossible tell them to try dribbling a football Submitted: 12-21-2009 16:57
123132 X I wish they would quit interupting the commercials with this lame football game! Submitted: 02-03-2013 19:49 by Rainbow Bright
136710 X says "There are no stupid questions" - People who have never tried to watch football with their girlfriends. Submitted: 09-07-2013 08:04
144424 X says I was discussing NFL football with a friend when he asked ‘When was the last time the Redskins had a decent season?’ I replied ‘I think it was 1491, the year before Columbus discovered America.’ Submitted: 02-01-2014 12:21
24686 X says Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise. Submitted: 06-18-2010 15:23 by BEGO