Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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I'm out like me. (I was the fat kid in dodge ball.): Submitted: December 15, 2003 @ 05:44 PM by by Dan

Don't cry... I'll be back soon!

Submitted: December 7, 2003 @ 04:45 AM by by Alyssa

I'm taking a shower and you're not invited.

Submitted: November 23, 2003 @ 06:45 AM

I know what you did last away message

Submitted: February 4, 2004 @ 07:12 AM by by Ali White

"They tell me exercise is good for my body so that's what I'm doing, getting up from the computer and walking to the TV"

Submitted: December 3, 2003 @ 11:32 PM

"I am typing in bold, italics, and underline all at once"

Submitted: December 4, 2003 @ 06:12 AM by by Steve

"One day I will come up with a good away message, but until then, I'm away!"

Submitted: November 12, 2003 @ 07:43 AM

Computer $899.99
Internet $20.00/ month
Not Being here: Priceless
there are some things in life money can't buy

Submitted: October 31, 2003 @ 08:22 PM

"I'm out trying to get a life, how much they cost?"

Submitted: October 23, 2003 @ 08:12 AM by by Elaina

I just want to thank (all your teachers names here) for all this wonderful homework you have given me... it means a lot!!

Submitted: October 23, 2003 @ 05:34 AM

Make like a tree and leave

Submitted: October 20, 2003 @ 04:09 AM

Spanish homework.. damn why can't they all just speak English! :-/

Submitted: October 16, 2003 @ 08:12 AM

Class? no! don't wake me!

Submitted: October 12, 2003 @ 06:12 AM

Oh shi.. there goes the planet

Submitted: October 12, 2003 @ 11:34 AM

"A??way (a-wae) adj. Absent; Distant, as in space or time."

Submitted: October 12, 2003 @ 08:12 AM

What is the point of leaving an away message when most people don't even read them and even when I say leave me a message... no ever one does:(

Submitted: February 12, 2003 @ 12:08 AM

"The little voice in my tummy said, """"FEED ME!"""""

Submitted: September 30, 2003 @ 10:34 PM

Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol

Submitted: September 30, 2003 @ 07:59 AM

Send Help!

Submitted: September 23, 2003 @ 02:17 PM

Dude!!! I'm so not here

Submitted: September 8, 2003 @ 12:34 AM

Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good!

Submitted: September 6, 2003 @ 02:54 AM

Shhh...(your name) is sleeping!

Submitted: September 3, 2003 @ 08:32 AM by by Dan Snow

I'm not here right now but you can talk to my away message. It tells me everything.

Submitted: September 1, 2003 @ 07:54 PM

I am sleeping right now who knows I may be dreaming about you %n(Their Screen name)

Submitted: September 1, 2003 @ 08:45 AM

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