Funny Away Messages
This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!
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Hi... now you say something!
- Submitted: by by Sami
I am not really away... the computer must be lying to you. the voices in my head are talking again! Some people IM people just to see their away message. Strike 1.. Strike 2.. Strike 3.. I'm out... so call my cell "Damn, I've fallen into the fourth dimension again. Be back later " Do you realize that by reading this message you've just wasted 14 seconds of your life? "Do you know what? No I suppose you don't. I'll introduce him to you sometime when I'm bored. However, right now I'm not bored because I'm not here so leave one. " HA I'm gone and you are sitting around reading away messages! I can't be here all the time ya know "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm taking a shower, So I won't smell like you! " "I'm so busy doing nothing, that I can't do anything else. " "Not here, not there, where am I? " "I'm single-handily trying to free the world of hunger, starting with myself. " Don't act like you didn't see that yellow pad next to my name I'm physically here but not mentally so leave a message! A guy walked into a bar. He was treated for minor injuries. I'm out getting drunk leave a message and I'll contact you when I sober up. "Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them. " I'll sleep when I'm dead. Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. "Sorry, we're fresh out of (your name). How about fries instead? " When you're run down the best thing to take is the license number. Guess what peoples...think harder...come on you can get it.. I'M NOT HERE!!!
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