Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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"I'm away so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT! "

"I'm studying. Don't laugh, I really am! Alright fine...your right I'm not, just don't tell my mom. "

I like beer

Submitted: by by Steven

Wouldn't you like to know?

I'm locked in my rubber room again.

"I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait"

"When you got to go, you got to go. "

Error 412: (Your Screen name)'s mailbox is full and is temporarily unable to receive messages. Please try back another time.

Always smile even if it's a sad smile because sadder than a sad smile is the sadness of not knowing how to smile.

"Lady Astor: ""Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!""
Winston Churchill: ""Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober."" "

I've been temporarily distracted...be back when I lose interest!

"I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes."

I hate my alarm clock...it works!

"I am not here so cry me a river, build me a bridge, and just get over it! "

I'm busy your ugly have a nice day

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Out like a fat kid playing dodge ball

The covers of this book are too far apart.

"How are you reading this, %n(Their Screen name)? I thought I blocked you! "

Out up to no good...

Submitted: by by Lizzie

How can you miss me...if I didn't go away?

If you were homework...I'd be doing you on my desk right now!

Beleeve it or not i am aktually at klass tyring two git meself en edumacation... lev a msage?

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