Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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"Real Men of Genius--- Today I salute you Mr. Compulsive Away Message Checker. While most people are out actually having a normal life, you are at home reading about it on your computer screen.. Right mouse click, Get Buddy Info, or the little Info box at the bottom of the Buddy List. You have people on that list you haven't talked to in years, but you still loyally read their away messages everyday to see what they are up to. So, crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Marauder of the mousepad and don't wander too far from your computer because you never know when someone's away message may change.": Submitted: June 2, 2004 @ 05:52 PM by by Kt

My away message can beat up your away message

Submitted: March 28, 2004 @ 04:35 PM

"Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later..."

Submitted: June 18, 2004 @ 09:49 AM by by Funny

If you can read this you don't need glasses

Submitted: March 21, 2004 @ 12:28 PM by by Squrril

Me: Knock Knock
%n(Their Screen name): Who's There?
Me: Not me ... loll

Submitted: April 2, 2004 @ 02:11 PM by by Mike

"Fact: You have just read this away message.
Fiction: I am going to reply to you"""

Submitted: March 22, 2004 @ 08:52 AM

" I am asleep, in bed alone, seems to be a reoccurring theme but not big deal . goodnight"

Submitted: March 13, 2004 @ 11:05 PM by by Michael

Getting my daily dose of vitamins T and V.

Submitted: March 4, 2004 @ 11:20 AM by by Squener

You're just jealous because I hear voices and you don't

Submitted: March 13, 2004 @ 04:35 AM

"4 out of the 5 voices say """"keep sleeping"""""

Submitted: March 14, 2004 @ 04:34 AM

*sniff sniff* someone stole my away message

Submitted: March 22, 2004 @ 05:49 PM by by Webmaster

I might be here...But I'm not all there...

Submitted: March 4, 2004 @ 02:49 PM by by Devin Dufrene

Silly rabbit away messages are for kids

Submitted: March 13, 2004 @ 06:15 PM by by Ricky

I am not creative enough to come up with my own away message so I stole this one from tjshome.com

Submitted: June 19, 2004 @ 01:56 PM

I'm at band camp... I'm kidding

Submitted: June 3, 2004 @ 09:03 AM

"I know an away message that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know an away message that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes..."

Submitted: June 25, 2004 @ 05:40 PM by by crazyfreak

"I have class to go to. Apparently I've chosen to go. This is not an extremely common occurrence for me. You really ought to be proud...especially if it's morning, Monday, or Friday."

Submitted: February 24, 2004 @ 06:09 AM

I was wondering why the Frisbee kept getting bigger...Then it hit me!

Submitted: March 1, 2004 @ 07:16 AM by by Angel

"This away message will provide you with no entertainment, nor information as to where I am."

Submitted: March 15, 2004 @ 04:44 PM by by Chip

If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't 'cool' then 1/2 of the teen population would suffocate in 24 hours.

Submitted: February 21, 2004 @ 06:45 AM by by Me

Do NoT Type like Tis... It MaKeS you LoOk ReT@RdEd

Submitted: February 9, 2004 @ 09:33 AM

"I was here but now I'm gone, so I left my this message to turn you on..."

Submitted: February 6, 2004 @ 05:11 AM

Sicks munce ago I cudnt even spel gradjuwat and now I arE one??

Submitted: February 5, 2004 @ 04:11 AM

I do what the cheerios tell me to do... so right now I'm swimming in a big bowl of milk!

Submitted: February 19, 2004 @ 05:03 AM by by Whitney Pelley

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