Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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I'm taking notes ...hey the voices may not be real but they have good ideas: Submitted: July 21, 2005 @ 07:26 PM

"DO NOT DISTURB...well crap, it's a bit late now isn't it?!?!"

Submitted: July 20, 2005 @ 08:57 AM

Your not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on

Submitted: June 21, 2005 @ 06:30 AM by by Ty B.

Lost my shadow and went to go find it

Submitted: June 19, 2005 @ 09:07 AM

Nobody has Been online all day... and he won't stop I'ming me!!

Submitted: May 31, 2005 @ 10:02 AM

It's not that I don't feel like talking to you...oh wait yeah it is!

Submitted: April 3, 2005 @ 08:39 AM

"Everyone calls me a zero, but I'm really an Internet hero!"

Submitted: April 20, 2005 @ 09:53 PM

"Some may say the glass is half empty, some may say the glass is half full, but the Irish will forever say...""""Are you going to drink that?"""""

Submitted: April 26, 2005 @ 10:11 PM by by Beweaz

I'm calling you right now...no that isn't the ringing in your head.

Submitted: November 7, 2004 @ 05:41 PM

This better not be %n(Their Screen name) again

Submitted: October 15, 2004 @ 07:54 PM

"%n(Their Screen name), you are so vain, you probably think this away message is about you"

Submitted: October 7, 2004 @ 10:07 AM by by Erin G

I'm busy copying ethics homework.

Submitted: April 26, 2005 @ 10:18 PM by by Beweaz

???^??????( `;?? )??????^??? have a nice day

Submitted: October 21, 2004 @ 05:47 PM by by Xander

My doctor told me to avoid large crowds and excitement so I bought season tickets to a (hated teams) game.

Submitted: January 29, 2005 @ 11:54 AM by by Sam

"Man, %n(Their Screen name)! How did you get this? I thought I blocked you!"

Submitted: October 14, 2004 @ 08:46 PM

This away message has been tested on animals.

Submitted: October 14, 2004 @ 06:44 PM by by Exodus

Send message at your own risk

Submitted: October 19, 2004 @ 07:45 PM

Life? cool. Where can I download one?

Submitted: November 28, 2004 @ 04:22 AM

"10 million people are having sex right now and your reading my away message, damn I'm important"

Submitted: October 14, 2004 @ 12:53 PM

If you are going to be original you can count on being copied!

Submitted: October 14, 2004 @ 10:52 AM by by *shelby*

This away message is almost as exciting as my life.

Submitted: October 15, 2004 @ 05:15 PM by by Casey

My lawyer has told me to reply "no comment" as to my current whereabouts.

Submitted: October 11, 2004 @ 04:06 PM

"You just missed me, AIM better next time."

Submitted: October 15, 2004 @ 07:52 PM

Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo

Submitted: October 15, 2004 @ 07:53 PM

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