Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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hi mom: Submitted: December 14, 2007 @ 12:29 PM

Can't murder now...eating.

Submitted: December 19, 2007 @ 01:11 AM by by Dh0nah

I don't know where I am either

Submitted: October 27, 2007 @ 12:32 PM

if you like me you will leave a message

Submitted: September 28, 2007 @ 01:47 PM

I hate you messages

Submitted: December 28, 2007 @ 01:27 PM

I'm gooder at the interweb than you!

Submitted: September 4, 2007 @ 09:22 PM

I Intend to live forever...so far so good!

Submitted: March 18, 2007 @ 06:44 AM by by Rob

"Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now"

Submitted: January 30, 2007 @ 11:12 AM by by Quazza

"I'm not going to cheat on the test tomorrow, I'm simply going to study during it."

Submitted: February 1, 2007 @ 11:41 AM by by Vballchikadee54

"Surfing the waves of cyber space. Awesome, it's high tide!"

Submitted: December 22, 2006 @ 03:00 PM

Um. . . .what was I supposed to put here again?

Submitted: December 23, 2006 @ 12:54 PM

Does this away message make my butt look big?

Submitted: December 8, 2006 @ 05:34 PM

...so what do I write here?!?!

Submitted: July 19, 2007 @ 12:48 PM

hello goodbye

Submitted: July 22, 2007 @ 02:19 PM

Jeter sucks A-Rod

Submitted: July 21, 2007 @ 04:59 PM by by Ashton

Can't... talk... don't... got... coffee... yet...

Submitted: July 26, 2007 @ 12:59 PM by by Mr. Respect

"Hello, you have reach the Apocalypse, the world will end %d(current date) (date) at %t(current time)(time)."

Submitted: April 23, 2006 @ 11:30 AM by by The End Of Ze World

If you wants some weed press the hash key

Submitted: April 23, 2006 @ 06:28 AM

This is my new away message

Submitted: April 22, 2006 @ 05:24 PM

(Your screenname) is not here right now...but if they were... wouldn't that be awesome?

Submitted: November 26, 2005 @ 07:58 AM

"Hey, what's this thing for?"

Submitted: April 11, 2006 @ 01:33 PM by by Michelle

Hey %n(Their Screen name)! Thanks for last night!

Submitted: April 19, 2006 @ 02:47 PM

This is the best away message I've got so don't copy it...

Submitted: December 30, 2005 @ 11:26 PM by by Tommy Rosey

Sometimes I just like to go into waiting rooms.. and wait...

Submitted: June 15, 2005 @ 06:01 PM

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