Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!

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"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway "

"I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof! "

"A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why I'm not here. So leave a message "

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. "" "

Please leave a message and make me feel even more important than I already am.

I'm not here right now! where am I you ask??

Submitted: by by Casey

"I'm bored, enlighten me and leave a message! "

Me no here.
Me go bye.
Leave me message.
Me reply.

"Hey %n(Their Screen name), Being the typical college student, cash gets kind of tight. I've found a solution involving a ski mask and my local bank. Don't worry my money problems will soon be over. "

"Hi there! This is just a note from me, to you, to tell you, the person reading this note, that I can't think up any more famous quotes, bizarre stories, or witty comments. "

"Hey guys, how is it going? sorry I'm not here, I'm out drinking beer and getting stoned, unless this is my mom, in that case I'm reading the bible, making donations to my church, praying with the homeless family at the end of the street, then running a midnight aid's marathon, Leave a message "

@#$%!

Did you here the one about the person who IM'ed someone and all he got was an away message?

I am not using my computer right now b/c of the virus that is suppose to hit on %d(current date) at %t(current time)

"I am not here right now, but I'll be back when you sign off"

"Doh!, the stuff that buys me beer.
Ray, the guy who sells me beer.
Me, the one who drinks the beer.
Far, a long run to get beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, I'll have another beer.
Tea, no thanks I'm drinking beer and that's why I'm not here! "

Submitted: by by Ally East

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