Funny Away Messages

This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!


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Attending %n(Their Screen name)'s funeral...
Submitted: April 26, 2011 @ 01:05 PM

how many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Submitted: April 25, 2011 @ 12:58 AM

I bet you were expecting an away message!
Submitted: April 12, 2011 @ 11:12 PM by by Telvin Zhong

i left for a bath, dont reply or else yo words will sink in my bath
Submitted: April 3, 2011 @ 08:17 PM by by Toka

Never say die! Say barried
Submitted: March 21, 2011 @ 05:08 PM

I'm having a baby and it's name is spike
Submitted: March 15, 2011 @ 06:02 PM by by Leena Toedtman

More than 300 million active users on Facebook! You’re not alone!
Submitted: March 5, 2011 @ 04:51 AM

I'm busy, your ugly. Have a nice day! :)
Submitted: February 28, 2011 @ 11:50 PM

Out having a life..other than facebook. kbyeee(;
Submitted: February 26, 2011 @ 05:01 PM by by Penis Sucker

did I never tell you that I loved you
Submitted: February 26, 2011 @ 03:00 AM by by Zara

when he puts it on me he sometimes has me blaccin out or has me talkin portuguese & I don't even know that language! he's a beast!
Submitted: February 25, 2011 @ 10:08 PM by by Samantha Flynn

Hello. I am either away, otherwise indisposed or simply don't want to talk to you.
Submitted: February 20, 2011 @ 01:59 PM

While I am Gone...Smile it's the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips...
Submitted: February 10, 2011 @ 11:32 PM by by Eric

i just met you but I wil stand in the rain for you to come and get me
Submitted: January 29, 2011 @ 03:46 AM

playin a board game with my dog. yep much bette than talking to you
Submitted: December 30, 2010 @ 10:49 PM

If I throw a stick will you leave?
Submitted: December 8, 2010 @ 07:18 PM by by Vampiregoddess

SO FAR SO GOOD SO WHAT
Submitted: December 1, 2010 @ 04:49 PM

how many times do I have to shoot you before you die
Submitted: November 19, 2010 @ 06:10 PM by by William

look its not you its thee shower he wont let me take your calls he wants me all to him/her self if ya know what I mean ;)
Submitted: September 29, 2010 @ 11:12 PM

da mystery you will never solve
Submitted: July 4, 2010 @ 06:58 AM

To be continued... . . .
Submitted: June 7, 2010 @ 06:03 PM by by The A-town Crew

Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
Submitted: January 17, 2010 @ 07:22 PM by by Afifa

another day another problem
Submitted: June 16, 2009 @ 10:44 PM by by Zak

i am a ninja under cover
Submitted: February 4, 2009 @ 05:34 PM by by Gabby



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