Funny Away Messages
This page contains funny away messages that you can use with an instant messenger program. Enjoy!
= Click the notepad icon to automatically set your AIM message!
Give Away #23: Free Video iPod Get a Free iPod 60GB Apple iPod, a $399 value.. this is for real!
Pages: [1] 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 NEXT >
"Sometimes I just sign on and off in rapid succession, knowing that computers around the world are producing the terrible sound of doors slamming. " Out playing hide and seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he's good! "I need something down my throat... and no it's not your tongue, sorry" I've lost my mind~out to go find it They say I have A.D.D. they just don't understand... Oh look a squirrel! Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed are we? oh wait... Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time!? 567.. 568.. 569.. Can't talk until I finish my pushups 570.. 571.. "BRB, I am taking care of business" Screw Snapple I'm the best stuff on earth What kind of s/n is %n(Their Screen name)? "Congratulations %n(Their Screen name) had a baby!!!! I'm at the baby shower, bbl." Only fools leave away messages insert away message here> Let's talk about Rights and Lefts.. Your Right! I left! "I'm not here. Cry me a river, build me a bridge, then do us all a favor and jump off of it! " Now I lay me down to study and pray the lord I don't go nutty if I shall fail to learn this junk I pray the lord I will not flunk if I do don't pity me Who even reads these anymore? "This straight jacket is surprisingly comfortable, but unfortunately I cant reach my keyboard until they unstrap me.. I really like the padded rooms though, they are very fun until about the third day of isolation then you get bored... that's when you start thinking... was I ever really sane? " Did I ever tell you that I loved you I am not available because I am looking at porn that takes up the whole computer screen I spent all day thinking about a cool away message and this is what I came up with: NOTHING You're right...I left! How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Away Messages 2
Recently Submitted
Famous Quotes
More Great Away Messages:
Rellims.com
Recently Submitted
Famous Quotes
More Great Away Messages:
Rellims.com
