Posted by TJ on Thursday March 17, 2016 @ 11:46 AM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to St Patrick's Day. If you like these you can browse more funny facebook status messages here: Funny Status Messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday February 5, 2016 @ 03:45 PM
[Tags: humor, status, toplist]

It is almost Superbowl Sunday so we compiled the favorite funny status message related to football the the superbowl below:

If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=nfl OR football OR superbowl.
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Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 19, 2016 @ 05:38 PM
[Tags: status, humor, toplist]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to post when it snows. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=snow OR flurries OR winter.
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Posted by TJ on Sunday January 10, 2016 @ 03:23 AM
[Tags: humor, status, toplist]

Well since no one won Saturday's Powerball... below are some funny status messages or tweets related to the Powerball or the lottery.

If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday January 9, 2016 @ 06:25 PM
[Tags: status, tjshome, update]

Happy New Year's Guys... We just wanted to check-in and talk about messages that appear on the "Funny Status Message" page that are not funny status messages .

In order to keep the content relevant and current we allow submissions to be posted live on our website immediately. We understand that this can cause issues since the content in submissions could be offensive and not funny and not represent the content we are looking for. While we are can not possibly be on here reviewing messages in real time we try to at least check-in once a day and do some moderating. The last few days we took a vacation and that is why you seen an influx of poor status submissions that were not effectively moderated. We apologize for this and we will be checking in more frequently to help keep the content interesting.

We also rely on support from our community for moderating status message submissions as well. One thing that visitors may do when they see a poor submission is post a comment about a posts using the "Funny Status Submission" Form in response, which is counterproductive as this will only be adding to the number of poor submissions. We recommend you do the following when you see a poor status submission:

• 1) Vote the message down by click the Thumbs Down icon (). This will help us quickly spot the poor submissions when we moderate.
  
  
• 2) If you have a comment or response regarding a submission post your comment by clicking the number in the Comments (0) indicator. Do not respond to messages using the status message submission form.
  
  
• 3) You can also contact us using the contact form: http://tjshome.com/mailto.php

Posted by TJ on Thursday September 24, 2015 @ 12:58 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]

Hi All...

We recently updated the server which is running new faster PHP and MySql. If anyone is noticing any bugs please let us know. We just resolved a bug where some submissions were not getting into our database due to a query error. For those that this effected, we apologize for the error.

We also want to get your thoughts on a couple items we are thinking about implementing:

1) We are finally considering removing the outdated "X is", "X says", etc., from the beginning of all status messages.
2) We are considering adding a login so users can easily post under a username and track their messages, their thumbs up and thumbs down and comments. This will take some time and work though.
3) Also let us know if you have any other ideas

Thanks for visiting Tjshome.com.

Update 10/21/2015: We improved the search engine function. Now when you search the default is to sort by rating so you should get better results now.

Update 10/29/2015: We made additional tweaks to the search engine. You should be able to sort results and see the most recent results for your name.

Update 10/30/2015: For mobile devices we made the next page easier to hit. Let us know what you think. You will not notice a change unless you are on a mobile device.

Posted by TJ on Friday August 7, 2015 @ 04:47 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Friday. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Friday.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday July 22, 2015 @ 04:12 PM
[Tags: status, humor, toplist]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Donald Trump. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=trump.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday June 3, 2015 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]

[Mood: Happy]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Hump Day. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=hump day.

For those of you that do not know "Hump day" is defined as the following:

Hump Day The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
Courtesy of Urban Dictionary
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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 9, 2015 @ 01:59 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Mom or Mother. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=Mom or Mother.
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Posted by TJ on Sunday January 4, 2015 @ 10:55 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below are some of funniest status messages or tweets submitted in 2014. You can browse more funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=.
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday December 24, 2014 @ 01:57 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to santa, presents, christmas, , and elfs. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=santa AND presents AND christmas AND xmas AND holidays AND elfs.





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Posted by TJ on Thursday June 12, 2014 @ 01:53 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to fathers day. You can browse more related funny status messages here: http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=father+OR+dad.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday April 19, 2014 @ 03:37 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of some funny status messages or tweets related Easter. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=easter+OR+bunny
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday January 8, 2014 @ 12:44 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

We compiled a list below of the funniest status messages or tweets related to the cold or freezing weather. All Funny Status Messages
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Posted by TJ on Tuesday December 24, 2013 @ 05:20 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to Santa, Christmas, gifts, and the holidays. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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Posted by TJ on Wednesday November 27, 2013 @ 03:08 PM
[Tags: humor, toplist, status]

Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to cooking,thanksgiving, and Turkeys. http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php
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Posted by TJ on Thursday October 31, 2013 @ 12:44 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Have a save and happy Halloween. Below are some funny messages for Halloween to use as your status.
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Posted by TJ on Friday August 9, 2013 @ 03:33 PM
[Tags: toplist, humor, status]

In honor of shark week below is a list of the funniest Facebook status messages regarding sharks. Shark week began August 4th and is currently running on the Discovery channel.
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Posted by TJ on Monday July 15, 2013 @ 01:37 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Here are some funny birthday sayings to post on your birthday. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday July 4, 2013 @ 03:22 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Here are some of best Funny Status messages about fireworks, independence day, and fourth of July. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday June 7, 2013 @ 02:17 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 25, 2013 @ 12:55 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the best Funny Facebook Statuses for our favorite season of the year submitted by visitors. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]

Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.

1. This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
   
2. The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
   
3. Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
   
4. I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
   
5. My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
   
6. Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
   
7. I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
   
8. Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
   
9. This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
   
10. I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
    
11. Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
    
12. Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
    
13. Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
    
14. New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
    
15. New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
    
16. My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
    
17. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
    
18. My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
    
19. My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
    
20. New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
    
21. New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
    
22. My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
    
23. The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
    
24. I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
    
25. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more
    

You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.

Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 31, 2012 @ 12:21 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]

Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).

If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.

Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.

Recent Status Messages