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Let it Snow - Funny Status Message and Tweets to post on a snow day
Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 19, 2016 @ 05:38 PM
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to post when it snows. If you like these you can browse more related funny status messages here: tjshome.com/statusmessages.php?f=&o=r&q=snow OR flurries OR winter.
  1. 156654 X says You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie. Submitted: 02-20-2015 11:00
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  2. 38187 X Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week. Submitted: 11-27-2010 14:01
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  3. 10165 X says one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbors Submitted: 12-02-2009 16:35 by raeanne
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  4. 87311 X says Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex" has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night. Submitted: 01-17-2012 22:29
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  5. 41092 X is Snow Tip: The other people out shoveling are called "neighbors." They are like Facebook friends who live nearby. Submitted: 12-27-2010 20:40 by @psym0niedk9
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  6. 45063 X Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning. Submitted: 02-03-2011 10:25
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  7. 48436 X is My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed." Submitted: 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch
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  8. 45957 X I saw a guy walking through two feet of snow in sub-zero temperatures to get to the florist. He must have really f-cked up. Submitted: 02-10-2011 17:50
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  9. 136669 X says To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . . Submitted: 09-06-2013 21:18
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  10. 44644 X is I love snow it can make the dirtiest ghetto look clean. Submitted: 01-31-2011 19:28 by Will
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  11. 38769 X Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter. Submitted: 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael
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  12. 139052 X My winter wardrobe consists of my summer clothes layered on top of one and other. Submitted: 10-20-2013 07:42 by snotty
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  13. 114937 X says Why the hell do we still use snow shovels when flame throwers are available? Submitted: 10-23-2012 12:39
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  14. 39743 X Winter Weather Advisory: Go back to bed until mid April. Submitted: 12-13-2010 16:37 by Marshall the Great
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  15. 11887 X I put on my favorite winter jacket for the first time the other day, and as soon as I put my hands in those pockets, I was immediately reminded that last year I didn't have any money, either. Submitted: 01-03-2010 13:31 by lemonpillow
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  16. 86586 X First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two. Submitted: 01-11-2012 13:06 by ff1241
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  17. 40544 X You think you've got problems? I dropped my cocaine in the snow this morning. Submitted: 12-21-2010 07:09 by @clarkysj
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  18. 143919 X says BREAKING NEWS: It snows during winter time. Submitted: 01-21-2014 13:31
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  19. 154653 X says We got two inches of snow last night and now I can't find my Smart Car. Submitted: 11-27-2014 23:12
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