Happy St. Patrick's Day - Funny Tweets and Status Messages

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Posted by TJ on Thursday March 17, 2016 @ 11:46 AM
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Below are some funny status messages or tweets related to St Patrick's Day. If you like these you can browse more funny facebook status messages here: Funny Status Messages.

50221 X says Happy St. Patrick's Day: May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead. Cheers Submitted: 03-17-2011 02:02 by @Felesar
50267 X says kiss me I'm Irish, and slip me some tongue cause I think there's a lil french in there too Submitted: 03-17-2011 09:58
45673 X is You are now aware that you can't say Irish wristwatch. Submitted: 02-08-2011 07:19 by Will
89572 X I'm not saying all Irish are alcoholics, but Italians, Chinese + Mexicans have restaurants. The Irish only have pubs. Submitted: 02-07-2012 18:03
101323 X Being Irish means getting rip-roaring drunk on special occasions. For example, when you celebrate dinner. Submitted: 05-28-2012 22:42
50268 X Happy St Patrick's Day, the day when everybody gets together and pretends they're Irish. Except the Irish -- they pretend they're sober. Submitted: 03-17-2011 10:00 by jrbirk
126275 X says Do you think St. Patrick is looking down from heaven thinking, "What are they doing? I hated beer and the color green." Submitted: 03-17-2013 07:17 by flinnie
50326 X Irish I was drunk right now.. Submitted: 03-17-2011 17:22
50294 X It"s ok to pretend you're Irish on St. Patrick's Day. You pretend you're good on Christmas, don't you? Submitted: 03-17-2011 12:05 by Marshall the Great
105927 X says How you can tell if a person is Irish: a fly lands in their pint of beer. They grab the fly and start shaking it over their beer yelling "Spit it out ya bastard, spit it out!" Submitted: 07-12-2012 10:53 by Daveb1191
50293 X I saw a leprechaun once. After enough green beers you begin to see all kinds of things. Submitted: 03-17-2011 12:01 by Marshall the Great
50256 X Happy St. Patrick's Day. with that being said....i don't own any clothing or buttons or ribbons that are green...so if you pinch me....expect a punch to the throat. Submitted: 03-17-2011 07:33
16765 X says (fill in the blank)__________ me, I'm Irish. Submitted: 03-13-2010 00:50
126266 X St Patrick's day: A day the Irish celebrate their rich heritage by acting like a bunch of Puerto Ricans. Submitted: 03-17-2013 02:42
157356 X says Happy day after St. Patrick's day...also known as untagging yourself from photos day. Submitted: 03-18-2015 01:17
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