Best Funny Facebook Statuses for Summer

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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 25, 2013 @ 12:55 AM
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Below is the best Funny Facebook Statuses for our favorite season of the year submitted by visitors. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.

128213 X is Dear girl in Walmart, Yes it is summer but your shirt and shorts are way too small and you look like a half opened can of biscuits. Sincerely, The guy in line behind you clawing out his eyeballs.. Submitted: 04-13-2013 07:04 by Michael askins
127049 X I can't wait for summer in Canada.. I hear it's gonna be on a Saturday this year Submitted: 03-27-2013 21:30 by snotty
48157 X Wishes we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again Submitted: 03-02-2011 21:05 by migasjoe
51393 X I hate when people say, "I gotta get my body right for the summer." ...like, wtf are you going to do about your face??? Submitted: 03-29-2011 19:42 by Marshall the Great
45775 X FYI...First person to complain about the heat this summer is getting a bitch slap. Submitted: 02-10-2011 00:10 by robs0776@aol.com
85139 X Find a girl you hate on Facebook. Go through all her summer photos and comment LOL on all the ones of her in a bikini. So fun. Not illegal. Submitted: 12-29-2011 22:04
62197 X It's that time to year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last summer. Submitted: 06-29-2011 12:23 by Marshall the Great
103865 X Looking at all the post on my news feed, it is very hot today. News Flash people, it is summertime. That is what happens in summer months. Keep me posted in January also when it is cold out. Thanks Submitted: 06-21-2012 00:37
61211 X is It's not officially summer until you start forgetting what day of the week it is. Submitted: 06-20-2011 22:02 by BEGO
107525 X I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses. Submitted: 07-28-2012 11:10 by SuthernFukr
10545 X says just because you take a picture of a lawn chair, make it black and white, and write 'Summer 13' on it doesn't make you an artist. Submitted: 12-09-2009 17:27
103336 X says As another summer movie blockbuster season begins. Once again, Hollywood denies us a Jake and the Fatman movie. Submitted: 06-16-2012 07:06 by Huck
90073 X says If you were to start a summer camp for kids with ADHD, is it politically incorrect to call it a concentration camp? Submitted: 02-10-2012 15:29
102099 X says it's summer, the kids are home. I should just accept that everyday the house is gonna look like Bourbon Street on Monday morning. Submitted: 06-05-2012 10:48 by SuthernFukr
68089 X says Summer is the season when a man thinks he can cook better on an outdoor grill than his wife can on an indoor stove Submitted: 08-21-2011 13:18 by CJ
87761 X says I still know what you did last summer... because you posted it on facebook! Submitted: 01-22-2012 07:22
20564 X Hello summer! How I've missed you and your lack of responsibilities... Submitted: 04-28-2010 13:47 by Joser
94362 X saysBesides me & Bryan Adams who else remembers the summer of 69 ? Submitted: 03-21-2012 01:15 by ladyinred
101286 X says Ahh, Memorial Day. A day when we all stop working, start drinking and burn food in honor of our military who, coincidently, have to work…

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