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Posted by TJ on Friday January 4, 2013 @ 12:41 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]

Below are some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages submissions from 2012 based on your votes.

Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]

Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.
  1. This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
  2. The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
  3. Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
  4. I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
  5. My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
  6. Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
  7. I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
  8. Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
  9. This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
  10. I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
  11. Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
  12. Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
  13. Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
  14. New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
  15. New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
  16. My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
  17. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
  18. My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
  19. My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
  20. New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
  21. New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
  22. My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
  23. The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
  24. I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
  25. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more

You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.

Posted by TJ on Sunday December 16, 2012 @ 02:31 AM
[Tags: music, lyrics, playlist]

[Music: Billy Idol - Yellin' At the Xmas Tree]

Tired of the same old xmas songs? Here is a list of Weird of Unusual Christmas Music. Feel free to add your own using the comments form below.

Mistress For Christmas - AC/DC
Wonderful Christmastime - Barenaked Ladies
The Little Drum Machine Boy - Beck
One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five
Yellin' At the Xmas Tree - Billy Idol
Mary's Boy Child - Boney M!
Sleigh Ride - Boston Pops Orchestra
Little Drummer Boy - Jackson Five
Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World
Punk Rock Christmas - Ramones
Christmas With the Devil - Spinal Tap
We're Goin' to the Country! - Sufjan Stevens
Hark! the Herald Angels Sing! - Sufjan Stevens
Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance! - Sufjan Stevens
Christmas All Over Again - Tom Petty
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - Twisted Sister
Merry Christmas Ramones - Punk Rock Xmas
Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al1


Posted by TJ on Friday December 14, 2012 @ 01:53 AM
[Tags: guide, business, events]

Below is a list of Federal USPS Holidays for 2013. Note that will still be open for business on these dates :)

Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 31, 2012 @ 12:21 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]

Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).

If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.

Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.

Recent Status Messages
User submitted image

Posted by TJ on Monday January 2, 2012 @ 12:53 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]

These were compile using the thumbs up ratings from the page. If you don't like this list then you need to rate more messages. If you want to add your own favorite status message we missed, post it below using the comment form.

Posted by TJ on Monday November 14, 2011 @ 05:37 PM
[Tags: careers, tips, business]

I just finished the task of going through 90+ resumes for an office administrator position and am quite sick of the mistakes people have in their resumes when they are trying to sell me their best qualities.

I will give you my biggest critiques now:

1) If you're not really an office administrator but are going to apply to the position anyway, AT LEAST change your objective to not say "Looking forward to a position in the teaching community "

2) That's great that you added that you want to be a part of our "growing organization" however, we never put anywhere in the job description that were growing.. maybe we just canned somebody for not being attentive

3) I am very glad that the your only skills include Facebook, Twitter, and that your advanced at the internet... was a specific course needed for this?

4) Actual Words in a resume:
• Proofreader,

Summery /=Summary Words spell checker won't catch everything

Posted by TJ on Sunday October 30, 2011 @ 03:08 PM
[Tags: tjshome, webdesign, update]

We are (finally) working on a new layout for We hope this new layout will be easier on the eyes, make it faster to find things, and enable better viewing on mobile and other devices...

Let us know what you think with a comment below.

Update: We are going to migrate to the new layout on 12-16-2011 @ 8:00pm. There may be some downtime during the update.


Posted by TJ on Thursday October 6, 2011 @ 11:52 AM
[Tags: music, lyrics, personal]

[Music: Something Vague - Bright Eyes]

I love the lyrics Conor Oberst puts into his songs. I think that the people's favorite may vary greatly has his tones in his songs vary greatly but I'm interested in finding more great songs by Bright Eyes.

Here are a few of my favorite Bright Eyes Songs:
1) Something Vague on the Fevers & Mirrors Album
2) Four Winds from album Cassadaga
3) Haligh, Haligh, A Lie, Haligh, on the Fevers & Mirrors Album

So, what are your favorite songs?

Posted by TJ on Thursday May 26, 2011 @ 01:45 AM
[Tags: shopping, tips, business]

1) You can avoid getting short changed ... Avoid the chance of the cashier giving you back the wrong change
2) Easier Expense Tracking - Most credit cards have great tracking online, so say, you want to know how much you spent at Starbucks in the last year that will be a lot easier to figure out if you used your credit every time.
3) Avoid going to the ATM --- I know ATM's are everywhere but why waste your time or risk having to pay an ATM fee when you run out of cash?
4) Rewards - most credit cards offer rewards -- which might not be much but its still free money or travel miles.
5) Protection - If you buy something with cash and it is a lemon you won't get your money back unless the seller agrees but if you use a credit card you may be able to issue a charge back claim and have the charge reversed by the bank.
6) Better credit rating - Charging your purchases and paying off the balance each month with build good credit history. The longer you keep a credit card the better your score will be. It will be harder and more expensive to purchase a house or car if you do not have a good credit history.
7) Change is nuisance -- Avoid change jars where the money will just sit in your house for years not accruing any interest.

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