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Posted by TJ on Thursday July 4, 2013 @ 03:22 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Here are some of best Funny Status messages about fireworks, independence day, and fourth of July. Visit to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.

Posted by TJ on Friday June 7, 2013 @ 02:17 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.

Posted by TJ on Saturday May 25, 2013 @ 12:55 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the best Funny Facebook Statuses for our favorite season of the year submitted by visitors. Visit to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.

Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.

Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit to view all funny status messages.

Posted by TJ on Friday January 4, 2013 @ 12:41 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]

Below are some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages submissions from 2012 based on your votes.

Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]

Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.
  1. This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
  2. The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
  3. Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
  4. I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
  5. My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
  6. Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
  7. I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
  8. Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
  9. This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
  10. I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
  11. Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
  12. Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
  13. Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
  14. New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
  15. New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
  16. My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
  17. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
  18. My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
  19. My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
  20. New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
  21. New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
  22. My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
  23. The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
  24. I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
  25. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more

You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.

Posted by TJ on Sunday December 16, 2012 @ 02:31 AM
[Tags: music, lyrics, playlist]

[Music: Billy Idol - Yellin' At the Xmas Tree]

Tired of the same old xmas songs? Here is a list of Weird of Unusual Christmas Music. Feel free to add your own using the comments form below.

Mistress For Christmas - AC/DC
Wonderful Christmastime - Barenaked Ladies
The Little Drum Machine Boy - Beck
One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five
Yellin' At the Xmas Tree - Billy Idol
Mary's Boy Child - Boney M!
Sleigh Ride - Boston Pops Orchestra
Little Drummer Boy - Jackson Five
Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World
Punk Rock Christmas - Ramones
Christmas With the Devil - Spinal Tap
We're Goin' to the Country! - Sufjan Stevens
Hark! the Herald Angels Sing! - Sufjan Stevens
Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance! - Sufjan Stevens
Christmas All Over Again - Tom Petty
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - Twisted Sister
Merry Christmas Ramones - Punk Rock Xmas
Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al1


Posted by TJ on Friday December 14, 2012 @ 01:53 AM
[Tags: guide, business, events]

Below is a list of Federal USPS Holidays for 2013. Note that will still be open for business on these dates :)

Posted by TJ on Tuesday January 31, 2012 @ 12:21 AM
[Tags: tjshome, update, status]

Many people are asking why we got rid of the "last page" button on the pagination bar for the funny status page. The reason is simple, we found that the MySQL query required to show the last page causes huge strain on the server. This query is inefficient and there are much better ways to get the most recent messages already implemented on the site (see pic below).

If you want to see the most recent status messages there is a simple method to do this click the "Recent" button at the top of the funny status page. This button sorts the messages with the most recent messages first.

Were sorry for the inconvenience this has caused but it should lead to a faster and improved overall performance of the site.

Recent Status Messages
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