Posted by TJ on Friday June 7, 2013 @ 02:17 PM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a short list of Funny Facebook Statuses regarding rain. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday May 25, 2013 @ 12:55 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the best Funny Facebook Statuses for our favorite season of the year submitted by visitors. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny Facebook statuses messages.
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Posted by TJ on Monday March 25, 2013 @ 01:38 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is the top Funny Status Messages for Monday submitted to the website. Visit here to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Thursday February 14, 2013 @ 02:14 AM
[Tags: toplist, status, humor]

Below is a list of the best Valentine's Day funny status message submissions for Facebook or Twitter. Visit http://tjshome.com/statusmessages.php to view all funny status messages.
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Posted by TJ on Friday January 4, 2013 @ 12:41 AM
[Tags: tjshome, facebook, humor]

Below are some of the best Funny Facebook Status Messages submissions from 2012 based on your votes.
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Posted by TJ on Saturday December 29, 2012 @ 02:58 PM
[Tags: status, facebook, humor]

Below is a list of funny status messages related to New Years and mostly Funny New Year Resolution statuses from our Funny Status Messages page.

1. This New Years should be the best ever...At midnight I plan on plunging over the "fiscal cliff" with only a party hat, kazoo and a "fiscal parachute" made from 4,000 Sham-Wow's. more
   
2. The worst part about being alone (on New Years) is I don't have anyone to get me a beer from the fridge. more
   
3. Now what I do I do? I haven't made any plans for New Year's since the world was going to end.
   
4. I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess more
   
5. My new years Resolution to survive the end of the world and be sane. more
   
6. Alcohol is the gasoline on the highway to happiness more
   
7. I am (38) years old and still don't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle! more
   
8. Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE more
   
9. This just in: The next upcoming New Years Rockin' Eve is to be hosted by a Hologram of Dick Clark. more
   
10. I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in. more
    
11. Scrap a New Years Resolution, I want another year to goof off. more
    
12. Slippery Slope of New Years Resolutions: 1st Resolution: Go to the gym every day. 2nd: Feel guilty for not going. 3rd: Pie. more
    
13. Ever notice that the douche bag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year? more
    
14. New Years Eve Drinking Game: Every time someone says "See you next year!" take their beer punch them and chug said beer. more
    
15. New Years Resolution #1 Incorporate bacon into a majority of my meals. more
    
16. My new years resolution was going to be to turn over a new leaf, but I'd probably just end up smoking that too. more
    
17. My New Years Resolution is to be less vain. It's going to be difficult though, considering how sexy I am. more
    
18. My new years resolution is 1920 x 1080 more
    
19. My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution
    
20. New Years Eve is one of the only days when it is socially acceptable to start drinking this early. I just hope I'll be sober enough to drive from work to the bar. more
    
21. New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband. more
    
22. My New Years Resolution is to hangout with more than 2 of my Facebook friends. more
    
23. The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim to high, start small like..."im not going to fart in church." more
    
24. I was going to make my new years resolution to procrastinate more, but decided to wait until next year. more
    
25. Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late and see the New Years in. Middle age is when you're forced to. more
    

You can view more funny status messages or submit your own here.

Posted by TJ on Sunday December 16, 2012 @ 02:31 AM
[Tags: music, lyrics, playlist]

[Music: Billy Idol - Yellin' At the Xmas Tree]

Tired of the same old xmas songs? Here is a list of Weird of Unusual Christmas Music. Feel free to add your own using the comments form below.

Mistress For Christmas - AC/DC
Wonderful Christmastime - Barenaked Ladies
The Little Drum Machine Boy - Beck
One Angry Dwarf and 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five
Yellin' At the Xmas Tree - Billy Idol
Mary's Boy Child - Boney M!
Sleigh Ride - Boston Pops Orchestra
Little Drummer Boy - Jackson Five
Last Christmas - Jimmy Eat World
Punk Rock Christmas - Ramones
Christmas With the Devil - Spinal Tap
We're Goin' to the Country! - Sufjan Stevens
Hark! the Herald Angels Sing! - Sufjan Stevens
Come On! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance! - Sufjan Stevens
Christmas All Over Again - Tom Petty
Oh Come All Ye Faithful - Twisted Sister
Merry Christmas Ramones - Punk Rock Xmas
Christmas At Ground Zero - Weird Al<sup>1

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Posted by TJ on Friday December 14, 2012 @ 01:53 AM
[Tags: guide, business, events]

Below is a list of Federal USPS Holidays for 2013. Note that Tjshome.com will still be open for business on these dates :)
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