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I think the smartest, most original thing a person can talk about is how early the Christmas decorations are up this year.
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11-03-2011 08:59 by
SuthernFukr
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❒ Taken ❒ Single ✔ I'm in love with my computer. It's getting pretty serious
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11-03-2011 20:42 by
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So many women.... So little time to disappoint them all...
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11-07-2011 07:51 by
Lu
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My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough.
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11-08-2011 21:40 by
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When I'm staring at you while you're talking I'm like, "What an a-sss!"
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01-12-2016 00:28
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Martin Sheen would be the best President, let's all vote him in.
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01-26-2016 16:02
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I wonder if my cat thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream?
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03-12-2016 06:34 by
HotTea
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Put down my club? Oh, you meant vote?........I thought Bernie wanted a Revolution?
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03-13-2016 16:24
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FACT: A baby is basically just a meatloaf that can look around a bit
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03-20-2016 20:37 by
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Then stop blaming all gun owners for the actions of one.
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03-22-2016 19:39
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Come on people I don't think we are ready for a woman president!! I can't believe no ones asking her the important questions like can she cook!!!
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04-30-2016 12:48 by
Tony
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Stop pretending like you don't wanna hug
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06-19-2014 08:20
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It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try
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07-29-2014 12:22 by
Rick
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Looking for a girl who goes down as quickly as my phone battery...
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08-16-2014 16:14
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Why can't bakers count?
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09-13-2014 15:12 by
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Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth.
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11-08-2014 05:48 by
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Maybe her drawn eyebrows are all she has left.
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11-09-2014 02:21
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"2 women were sitting together quietly...."
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03-13-2014 07:56 by
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i hate when people think their special and that my p0sts are about them....
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03-17-2014 14:24
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I love the smell of a liquor store in the morning!
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03-19-2014 02:15 by
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