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   messageicon Happy "Hold my beer while I light this" Day!!!
←Rate | 07-04-2013 12:44 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are Pumas wearing shirts with Usain Bolt's likeness on them.
←Rate | 08-15-2016 14:30 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's official! I just bought my first bag of Halloween candy...that will NOT make it to Halloween.
←Rate | 10-08-2013 11:38 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
←Rate | 07-04-2013 12:46 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon An Asian in charge of Transportation? That's like putting a fox in charge of a hen house.
←Rate | 11-29-2016 19:10 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel a disturbance in the Force. RIP Carrie Fisher.
←Rate | 12-27-2016 13:53 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smooth jazz version of "In bloom" playing on KCRW right now. Somewhere Kurt Cobain is killing himself all over again.
←Rate | 03-28-2016 15:31 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait... what? Han is now gay and that is why Leai goes on the suicide mission where she dies?
←Rate | 12-18-2015 13:45 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder if my cat thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream?
←Rate | 03-12-2016 06:34 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon eports now surfacing that there was a brief conflict between Charles and Donald about who is in charge.
←Rate | 07-19-2016 14:04 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's 4/20, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg!
←Rate | 04-20-2016 10:51 by HotTea Comments (1)  


   messageicon Happy National Day of Predation.
←Rate | 05-05-2017 14:04 by HotTea Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?
←Rate | 03-07-2017 20:17 by HotTea Comments (0)  


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