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   messageicon Mars rover "Curiousity" has landed and less an hour later, something has stole 2 rims off of it...
←Rate | 08-06-2012 02:13 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon.
←Rate | 01-14-2013 19:15 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If elected President, I would give out free window tint to all those people who sit at traffic lights and insist on picking their nose..
←Rate | 08-25-2012 09:03 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon This just enforces the belief that people with mullets should not be raising children.
←Rate | 08-27-2013 09:01 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm sure the sale of duck calls to the gay community will be on the decline...
←Rate | 12-18-2013 23:36 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kim and Kanye get married. Who cares? Ain't nobody got time for that....
←Rate | 05-24-2014 22:22 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is it as a grown man living in your own home you cannot touch those "special" pillows on the couch, but those grandkids can come over and toss them everywhere and its cute?
←Rate | 01-03-2013 14:08 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Smoke alarms going off. Guess the wife's cooking is done...
←Rate | 11-01-2012 20:09 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I am thankful for bean dip. The wife is thankful for air-freshener.
←Rate | 11-06-2013 00:21 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Will trade AR-15 for nice Corvette....
←Rate | 01-08-2013 18:20 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are undecided, vote for the one you would most likely buy a used car from.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 08:23 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Too bad the Kardashians drove off into a snow ditch and not off a cliff....
←Rate | 06-30-2015 13:11 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Trump comes to Texas and the sun immediately comes out. Amazing!
←Rate | 08-31-2017 17:34 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Lance has come clean, I guess he's qualified to run for election in the House or Senate..
←Rate | 01-19-2013 01:37 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Are you tired of being fat and ugly?..just stay ugly and join the gym !!
←Rate | 07-23-2012 16:33 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Lance has come clean, maybe he's qualified to be elected to the House or Senate..
←Rate | 01-19-2013 02:13 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just found out my Homeowner's Insurance policy does not have adequate roof coverage that covers Meteors. It never ends.....
←Rate | 02-15-2013 12:46 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wish for once they'd kill that Harry Potter.
←Rate | 11-18-2010 11:46 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon With the rush to run out and stock up on Twinkee's, I've invested my money this morning into insulin. Who's a thinking?
←Rate | 11-16-2012 12:10 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is just a fact that some people are not comedians no matter how hard they try
←Rate | 07-29-2014 12:22 by Rick Comments (0)  


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