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   messageicon I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B." tattoo on her arm. I asked "money over b*tches?" She said "No, McDonalds over Burger King.
←Rate | 05-11-2012 10:57 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tony Romo tried to throw a celebration party but it got intercepted.
←Rate | 10-07-2013 22:05 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon Making moral decisions based on money will leave you emotionally poor.
←Rate | 01-25-2013 15:42 by tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon These microwaves today don't give a flying f*ck about the middle of my food!!!
←Rate | 05-01-2016 22:56 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks, therefore I am...suffering from a headache!
←Rate | 06-06-2011 16:13 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon Come on people I don't think we are ready for a woman president!! I can't believe no ones asking her the important questions like can she cook!!!
←Rate | 04-30-2016 12:48 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon while it's true that skinny girls freeze to death faster in the winter, it is also true that fat girls die alone.
←Rate | 01-12-2011 19:03 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon dreamt he wrote the Lord of the Rings last night...seems I was just Tolkien in my sleep!
←Rate | 09-26-2011 15:08 by Tony Comments (0)  

   messageicon a ring is round and never ends and that's how long that we'll be friends
←Rate | 06-06-2011 16:20 by Tony Comments (0)  


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