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X says Ugly people with beautiful babies should be investigated for child kidnapping.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-16-2011 07:24 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Your Girlfriend's not listening to you? There's a slap for that.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-16-2011 12:59 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-16-2011 13:04 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Fact: Women are the leading cause of herpes. How do I know? It isn't called "HISpes" is it?

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-17-2011 12:09 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says FACT: Handicapped parking spaces to handicapped drivers ratio is way too high.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-17-2011 12:14 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says "A-HA, Caught you red handed" said the guy who caught his girlfriend masturbating on her period.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-17-2011 12:34 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says I don't know why it's so hard for ugly people to get laid. Just get together with each other. Problem solved.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-18-2011 05:14 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says I am done making fun of fat people, they have enough on their plate already.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-18-2011 05:17 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says My girlfriend said she's sick of me 'always being RIGHT'.... So I LEFT

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-18-2011 05:34 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Whenever you're feeling sad masturbate, because every sad story deserves a happy ending.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-21-2011 04:16 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Do strippers have nightmares about going to work fully clothed?

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-22-2011 06:32 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Gay people are such immaculate dressers because they've spent a lot of time in the closet.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-30-2011 11:37 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says You can't truly love someone until you love yourself. That's why I masturbate before dates.

<--Rate | Submitted: 12-30-2011 11:38 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Big girls don't cry. (They eat)

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-03-2012 13:46 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says LADIES: Not all men get into a relationship just for sex. Some just need a personal chef.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-03-2012 13:54 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Hey Rihanna, do you mind if me if me, Lil Wayne, Drake & the guys skateboard on your forehead?

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-10-2012 07:29 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Never trust a woman with smelly armpits.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-10-2012 07:47 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says Some people can rely on their personality for birth control.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-17-2012 14:10 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says I bought a used sex doll. I like a woman with experience.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-22-2012 15:19 by Baddie Comments (0)

X says You can tell some girls are sluts because you can smell it through their Facebook photos.

<--Rate | Submitted: 01-26-2012 14:05 by Baddie Comments (0)