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X Due to the holiday my status will be closed... I Will reopen tomorrow at 8am. Sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.. Enjoy your day people!!
X ■If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. ~D.Larson
X "Addadictome",,,,,,,,,,,,,You know,, It's a procedure,,,, I think Chaz Bono had it.
X Huh?,, Daylight Saving Time is this weekend?,,,,I'm not going to lose any sleep over it
X says I predict Peppermint Patty invites herself and her friends over to Charlie Brown's for Thanksgiving again this year
X says ..Hey,,, Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his neighbor in the woods?
X Hey,,Just started reading "The Chubby Checker Story". No spoilers please,,,,,,, apparently there's a twist.
X Ummm,,,,Why do all these old bands keep copying glee songs?
X I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music,, denigrate means ‘put down'.
X is I promise to avoid all cliches like the plague.
X (texting from my jail cell)Yesterday was International Ninja Day, when people were encouraged to carry toy weapons and wear black masks. And as I found out the hard way, my bank wasn't celebrating it.
X Molasses is surprisingly tasty,,,, However, I have to admit,,, I have never actually tried any other parts of a mole yet,,so,,,,,,
X Ugghhh ! I literaly just saw a chicken cross the road in front of my car,,, and FORGOT to stop and ask him why......... (Stupid,stupid,stupid,me)
X I LOVE sleeping,,,,,, It's like being dead,,, Without all the commitment
X The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing
X I have a theory that the world will end in 5105, and we've been reading the Mayan calendar upside down
X I heard that people who talk to themselves tend to be extremely smart.. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that.
X I'm so old... I grew up in an era where you had to go to channel 3 to play video games.
X I'm wearing my pajamas and buying booze at 10 am on a Tuesday…Yeah,,I probably don't need a receipt
X I was thinkin,,,The obituaries section in the newspaper would be more interesting if they told you how the person died.