Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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i went up 2 my smartest friend and asked what does idk, g2g, and ttyl mean? and he said I dont know, got 2 go, and talk to you later. so I said fine! bye!
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01-09-2011 17:55
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The Best part of tonight is no alarm clock tomorrow
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01-22-2011 12:49 by Carolynn
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it seems like alot of people get great comments when they change there relationship status to "Single" so I'm gonna be in a temporary relationship just to let you all know I'm still single?
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04-07-2010 17:58
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If Pokemon is making a comeback... I want to bring back Pogs!
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04-08-2010 21:42
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The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'
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04-29-2010 23:25 by Joser
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I don't know who example555@hotmail.com is but I wish he would stop using my MSN Messenger.

A mother my have a thousand daughters but a daughter has only one mother

It was all so different before everything changed.
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06-17-2010 14:38 by Aaron
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"never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard on and never, ever trust a fart." Jack Nicholson
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01-28-2010 00:11 by Big Mac
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If I didn't use the bus,i would never have a man opening a door for me.

making a list of why you suck

wonders... How do crazy people go through the forest?They take the psycho path.
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03-04-2010 21:33
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"I guess when they asked me to get the horse bridled and mount her, I did something completely wrong"
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03-06-2010 18:30 by satixed
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Lou Gehrig didn't have Lou Gehrig's disease. What's next? We find out Hugh Downs doesn't have Down's syndrome?
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08-28-2010 12:01 by geez
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thinks that thinking about the thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think
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09-12-2010 17:58
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No porn music has ever gone "bow-chicks-wow-wow" ever. EVER!
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09-22-2010 15:16
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Im gunna make a copy of my facebook and sell it..
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10-10-2010 15:06 by Wolf
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Hey, I'm your friend, I'm two-faced, and I wouldn't mind backstabbing you one day...because that's what all of the friends do am I right...
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12-24-2011 20:18 by Danmanz
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Kids 50yrs from now........."Grandpa sure tells long stories about AOL, CDs, and Myspace"
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12-28-2011 21:45
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I love making people laugh. I just hate it when it happens when I get out of the shower and It's my wife. LOL!
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01-25-2012 13:53 by djdan
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