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   messageicon If you are the winner of Friday's $500 million Mega Millions jackpot can receive the winnings in one lump sum, yearly installments, or one tank of gas.
←Rate | 03-29-2012 00:07 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon ever notice they can gossip for 2 mins on the radio about the kardashians, but they only have 10 secs for the weather or traffic??
←Rate | 08-09-2011 23:26 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't laugh in the bathroom because it will make people think that your playing with yourself..
←Rate | 02-07-2011 23:02 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon be yourself...everyone else is taken
←Rate | 03-17-2011 00:03 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon she would rather be a smartass than a dumbass
←Rate | 09-17-2010 23:50 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Best part of tonight is no alarm clock tomorrow
←Rate | 01-22-2011 12:49 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon at the nail salon & a lady working there asked me something. I couldn't understand, so I asked my nail tech to tell her that. He turns and said to her, "She stupid, she no understand". thx a lot nail tech..no tip for you! ha
←Rate | 09-23-2010 00:43 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see your lips moving, but I just hear blah blah blah
←Rate | 01-18-2012 01:11 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


   messageicon someone asked me what CRS was...I couldn't remember
←Rate | 09-17-2010 22:45 by Carolynn Comments (0)  


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